Dirty Rice
Posted by PortobelloSwiss@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 245 comments
Posted by PortobelloSwiss@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 245 comments
WalkEffective8475@reddit
I saw this post many times in the media.
MinnMoto@reddit
Cross post to r/mildlyerotic?
Complete-City9045@reddit
Thats a disturbing picture 👄
MACHLoeCHER@reddit
Eeeeww! Is your food chewing gum? Wtf?
kitchensGismo@reddit
wao!
Upset_Assumption9610@reddit
That's not just dirty...that's like Thailand Rice...at 3 am...on the corner....and the red light just went out...dirty
BuyDizzy@reddit
Lips why do i see lips and a messed up face
LeftRaspberry6262@reddit
with a side of Turdy rice
PositivePotates@reddit
I'm honestly surprised this never made it to r/oddlyarousing or maybe it did and I missed it
LowWinter3190@reddit
IchiroFan619@reddit
You got me looking like a fool. Bursting out laughing at the airport!😂
Sufficient-Kick3078@reddit
Haha, I knew you guys wouldn't disappoint me in the comment section. Bravo 👏
PlutoJones42@reddit
It’s even got a little tongue
ducanh2003@reddit
and some teeth
PlutoJones42@reddit
I wonder if they are crunchy
NYTatt2Chick@reddit
I’m dead. I just died.
LowWinter3190@reddit
Hi dead, I'm LowWinter3190
DragonScrivner@reddit
YES
thebayisinthearea@reddit
SnooWoofers496@reddit
I’m CALLING 911
Due-Philosopher-7159@reddit
It is dirty
Due-Philosopher-7159@reddit
Those human lips or coochie lips?!🤮
K3Tzk3@reddit
Wel it does fits the sub its name, this picture.. time for a puke now..
Financial-Parking-58@reddit
Slugs?
RaccoonPale@reddit
Mick Jagger… is that you??
Foreboy78@reddit
Who fried the dairy queen lips
Foreboy78@reddit
Looks like it boutta sing to you
BuildThemSkyward@reddit
Science fiction, double feature...
_Papagiorgio_@reddit
Funny how everyone thinks this is lips. It’s way worse than that…
Much-East-7963@reddit
what is it???
_Papagiorgio_@reddit
My manager born in raised in LA said his granny put the anus in. It was a hunt to see who got it
Much-East-7963@reddit
texasyellowbutterfly@reddit
Recipe please
Jim_Detroit@reddit
pjrontos@reddit
Is... Is this AI generated? The things that look like lips also appear to be hiding teeth. Also the fork looks off.
Much-East-7963@reddit
nope that's just the quality
koolaidismything@reddit
Other than the rice I don’t even know what I am looking at.
Ok-Understanding9244@reddit
everything reminds me of her
Parking_Ad__@reddit
This picture seems cursed
Any-Sample-6319@reddit
Mmmmmm, turd slugs
DoomdUser@reddit
Somehow looks like a clicker from TLOU
Scared-Experience544@reddit
That is not dirty rice
RichardCranium2010@reddit
Who’s lips are those?
IceCoughy@reddit
PortobelloSwiss@reddit (OP)
Escargot, baybeeee
Olivander05@reddit
Hey op im super curious, what actually are the lips?
PortobelloSwiss@reddit (OP)
It’s the chef’s kiss ofc
Olivander05@reddit
Ahh ofc off (please tell me 😭)
Alternative_Owl5866@reddit
Whose lips are u eating
cjwi@reddit
That's a pigussy
drknifnifnif@reddit
Please tell me you are joking. Please. 🙏
MyNameIsSkittles@reddit
Nope, 100% serious
FawnForSummer@reddit
Dead ass... who butchers like this? Ya just grab it by the snooch chop'er off and throw it in the pot.. man makes my clit hurt just thinking about it...
driellma@reddit
This is the first time this sentence has ever been said.
Midian1369@reddit
We hope.
BabyNOwhatIsYouDoin@reddit
snooch 😭
Soy_Saucy84@reddit
Hey my cat was named Skittles!
thebayisinthearea@reddit
Okay, but on the real - homie has some boiled pig feet on his plate. The skin around the cankle ends up looking like Mar-a-Lago lips after cooking.
Ok-Beat-7804@reddit
Yooooo chill daddy
BEniceBAGECKA@reddit
Pandelein@reddit
Cardboard_Bootsole@reddit
Horror-Maybe-@reddit
Okay I’m not the only one 🤣
Jamesyroo@reddit
Fit_Carpet_364@reddit
A la Sania Twain.
Midian1369@reddit
R/derailedbydetails
Karate-Schnitzel@reddit
You should consider stopping, you are making me reflect on a Chianti 🍷and fava beans 🫘
That_Bank_9914@reddit
What did you do to Jay Z
TheyCallmeDewgy@reddit
c1n3man@reddit
Mutilated lips give a kiss on the wrist Of the worm like tips of tentacles expanding In my mind, I'm fine, accepting only fresh brine You can get another drop of this, yeah you wish
PortobelloSwiss@reddit (OP)
butterbewbs@reddit
This gif is killing me.
boymeatcafe@reddit
little_cup_of_jo@reddit
I read it in the voice lol
MotherTemperature953@reddit
I don’t wish to kiss these disembodied lips Rice eyed have to skip Drop this full plated in the dish pit Till I took one bite said this kiss delicious Fillin canna ballistic took a sip of some gin and a spliff got me twisted
Glad I didn’t miss this chance to eat some big lips
i_was_axiom@reddit
This reads like a Primus song
Bellini_DownSouth@reddit
It’s Ween!!!
BiscuitsLostPassword@reddit
I thought so 😂.
twiggy_fingers@reddit
All hail Boognish!
rebug@reddit
Claude's drumming... so divine.
c1n3man@reddit
With bare hands
DoubleDaryl@reddit
Brother WHAT in the FUCK is THIS?!
Resident-Witness3456@reddit
mikewilson2020@reddit
Who's lips are those 💋
OrgnolfHairyLegs@reddit
Jesus bagpiping Christ
oilyhandy@reddit
r/dontputyourdickinthat
SaphiraVloskoy@reddit
🫦
JasoRobi@reddit
I'd Smash!...got the pig feet up in there too!?!
TherianVagus@reddit
R/pareidolia
EnoughSeaweed589@reddit
What in the turd mouth is this??
emotionaltomboy@reddit
r/shitfromabutt
CookiesandContraband@reddit
Can someone please give a real answer?! Is it steamed lady giney?
sugmaideek@reddit
Steve Harvey noooooooo
Creeepy_Chris@reddit
r/dontputyourdickinthat
AppointmentAsleep726@reddit
Rice and 👄
Carlton_U_MeauxFaux@reddit
whateveryousaylmao@reddit
taenang labi yan hahahahaha
Talullah_Belle@reddit
Op’s lips fell off after tasting the “dirty” part.
Toughnuggey@reddit
Real dirty
TKG_Actual@reddit
Wow your dinner really has some lip service.
TheRealRigormortal@reddit
Why does the rice want to suck my dick?
resist_unlearn_defy@reddit
SqAznPersuasion@reddit
I said "What what"
UnarmedSnail@reddit
That's some Rocky Horror Picture Show dinner right there.
Tetrahedont@reddit
That plate needs to calm down I’m boutta BUST HOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAA PAAAAAPPIIIIIIIII
HunnyBear66@reddit
MICK JAGGER'S LIPS!
Two_black_hounds@reddit
Ughh what’s with the fried camel snatch in there?
CommentSmooth7030@reddit
Feels very “weird monsters”
bubblehashguy@reddit
Rolling Stones fried rice
4355525@reddit
mcolette76@reddit
Why are you eating The Rocky Horror Picture Show lips?
Ok-Beat-7804@reddit
I should call her
PortobelloSwiss@reddit (OP)
Everything reminds me of her, bro
Ok-Beat-7804@reddit
Bro, fr.
TheFourBurgerKings@reddit
That’s dew dew
Psychological-Bee702@reddit
Why are Mick Jagger’s lips on the plate!? 😱
NFresh6@reddit
Are your initials JD perchance?
PortobelloSwiss@reddit (OP)
Nah dawg
reincarsonated_benzo@reddit
Travis Scott lips of agony and hopes
Fit_Carpet_364@reddit
I never thought I would literally see sausage lips.
buckeyes515o@reddit
THOSE ARE SAUSAGES?!😂🤣
Ecstatic_Jicama_6987@reddit
That was my nickname in high school
Fit_Carpet_364@reddit
Children are cruel. On the other hand... How's life treating you Sausage-lips?
ShiiGlizzy@reddit
The fuck
Gorbanz@reddit
I'm more concerned with the feces at the bottom of the plate
curlyquinn02@reddit
Why are you eating human lips????
LibrarianThick3821@reddit
Soylent green is people!
Kevvycepticon@reddit
MyNameIsSkittles@reddit
Winenrd@reddit
Why me, Lord...
Busy-Tip-4161@reddit
It’s not the rice that’s concerning here…
Skinn2Win@reddit
Too dirty
RotatableDog@reddit
What do you call the dog shit?
outscidr-@reddit
Looks like a litter box
luckman212@reddit
...of a cat that desperately needs a visit to the vet
Interesting_Topic949@reddit
No_Atmosphere_2186@reddit
Cannibalism ?
LeeroyDaBoy@reddit
Looks like a Splicer from Bioshock
Vicksen284@reddit
I can’t tell if that is a turd or a mouth
Large-Reception-3649@reddit
They are shit lips if I ever saw it
Vicksen284@reddit
100% shit lips
Murky_Tennis954@reddit
I thought it was pig vag
Ok-Beat-7804@reddit
The pigussy
PortobelloSwiss@reddit (OP)
DSLs Disentary Surely Likely
Soft_Chipmunk_8051@reddit
Came here to say this
Pandelein@reddit
Ok_Mix6043@reddit
Looks like a litter box. That your sick cat pooped in.
TripliceContingencia@reddit
r/shitfromabutt
justinmackey84@reddit
Screw that rice! Whose face are you eating right now?
jeffdill2@reddit
Filthy Rice™
Proud_Barracuda_6506@reddit
Shit lips
NoAdministration5555@reddit
Is there a butthole on that plate? I’m not judging
mislysbb@reddit
chaos_and_sauce@reddit
Shit lips!
Brief-Inflation1202@reddit
Don’t stick your dick in that
banananutduckbread7@reddit
It’s always a mouthful of fun having dinner at Jeff’s place
greatthebob38@reddit
TheBaldBoxingGuy@reddit
Besides the human lips in your food I like the many variations of shit-like brown tones in it.
CatLordCayenne@reddit
I’m gonna barf lol
LOTRfreak101@reddit
I literally can't even begin to guess what most of this is.
molotovzav@reddit
Dirty rice, ox tail, human lips.
bhagad@reddit
My serious guess is pork hock.
Frostsorrow@reddit
Looks like my cats fresh turds
rysker6@reddit
Are we ignoring the poop ? Cool cool
mxpx77@reddit
It’s shit from a butt.
I-love-to-poop@reddit
Hey folks! This is the internet, this may ACTUALLY be cannibalism.
bioxkitty@reddit
🥲
No-Nebula-3003@reddit
tyrant_goose@reddit
Who shat on your plate
inadizzle@reddit
That’s a people mouth.
Naive_Temporary1244@reddit
I hate it so much 😭😭
GraceJoans@reddit
why are there lips on your plate
KrayzieBone187@reddit
Poolips
MPFields1979@reddit
Wow, I’ve never seen the lips and the assholes before they were made into hotdogs.
Rimurooooo@reddit
LostinQuiddity@reddit
Is ain't the rice you should be worried about
doctorbeers@reddit
How food looks when you’re not hungry & on acid
nobodyhere_357@reddit
Real dirty rice from the look of it
EmployerUpstairs8044@reddit
Lol
Geekygamertag@reddit
That straight up a looks like somebody’s face
Sushimane_@reddit
EmployerUpstairs8044@reddit
s/90dayfianceuncensored crossover 😹
Joebody81@reddit
Why does it look like some sliced off lips with teeth behind it? 🤢
TakuhiroNakai@reddit
That DSL Combo meal special
ImpressiveQuality363@reddit
The rice that represents 👁️👄👁️
Sexisthunter@reddit
I don’t like that it looks like it has top teeth ☹️
IShouldBeSoLucky81@reddit
It's 23.30 here and I'm pretty sure I'm going to have nightmares tonight
retrospektive@reddit
Straight to jail! This is an abomination.
somewherein72@reddit
Sure you don't mean turdy rice?
Thedog_11@reddit
SolidReporter8229@reddit
robbietreehorn@reddit
No.
SlicenDice99@reddit
r/poopfromabutt
PinkPaintedSky@reddit
I'm not the only one seeing shit and rectums, right?!
Asleep_Experience541@reddit
Shit lips.
nobeer4you@reddit
Damn yo. Someone cooked up some DSLs
Medieval_Mind@reddit
Dr. Lipshitz
Illustrious-Bake3878@reddit
It’s not supposed to be THAT dirty. 💩
SpootyMcSpooterson69@reddit
You’re not from Texas if you’ve never had fried horse pussy
MaddGeneral@reddit
I'd recognize Mickey Rourke anywhere
Arnold_Shortzweather@reddit
FixMean5988@reddit
Why does it look like lips, though?
Mouatmoua@reddit
ntc1010@reddit
What is that?
StupidMario64@reddit
You cant convince me theres not human in that.
Aridyne@reddit
Thought it was one of those hidden image illusions for a second
BJntheRV@reddit
Those lips gave mea jump scare
Important_Chair8087@reddit
Yo, why you gotta stab me in my face like that?
boggedpath32@reddit
Wild
ItsMeWillieD@reddit
RIP Oprah.
ruinedmention@reddit
Looks absolipsly delipcious
Elieftibiowai@reddit
Don't look at this while tripping
20toesdown@reddit
Did Satan microwave this meal for you himself.
PortobelloSwiss@reddit (OP)
BodegaBum-@reddit
Bro got pussy lips on his plate
PortobelloSwiss@reddit (OP)
Happy cake day
Initial-Address2214@reddit
Nope
honkyponkydonky@reddit
👄
bikesboozeandbacon@reddit
I hate how much that looks like human lips, Dahmer vibes.
velvetcrow5@reddit
"dirty" doesn't mean you're supposed to put cat feces in it...
IttyBittyBigBoii@reddit
Mf chowing down on Jigga lip cuisine 😩😭
Bellini_DownSouth@reddit
There’s a whole mouth on that plate
Saxong@reddit
R/shitfromabutt
Hobbitjeff@reddit
Michael Rennie was ill
the day the Earth stood still
Kjb72@reddit
Exotic_Prior_2678@reddit
My boy eating coochie lips
Icy-Variation6614@reddit
No thank you, I do not want a kiss from you
SpeedBlitzX@reddit
Why is there a mouth on this plate??
PortobelloSwiss@reddit (OP)
Sometimes the good just speaks to you.
Honestbabe2021@reddit
Feed me Seymour
PortobelloSwiss@reddit (OP)
HoldinHiscock@reddit
N0cturnael@reddit
Emphasis on 'dirty'
kenjinyc@reddit
Looks like Cardi B ‘sploded!
AlanSulf@reddit
NOBODY DOES IT BETTER! MUUUUAHH!
br4tygirl@reddit
yeo what
ThreeApproaches@reddit
Rolling Stones
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
The_scobberlotcher@reddit
TanjoCards@reddit
It has lips!
NOLAjoshpaul@reddit
r/poopfromabutt
veebles89@reddit
When ma says she gon snatch the lips right off yo face for talkin back
Other-Negotiation328@reddit
Impressive-Pepper785@reddit
Uchihagod53@reddit