A monster truck based ride sharing service

If you've ever been stuck in traffic on the way to an airport or been late for work, you've probably wished that you could just pay to get there faster. What if you could just hire a dude in a badass monster truck to make traffic not apply to you? I think a lot of cities would be down if the app agreed to build strategically placed ramps all around high traffic areas for jumps that minimize collateral damage while maximizing traffic efficiency and overall awesomeness.