ULPT Request: Things to sign up someone’s address to annoy the hell out of them?

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JayBanditos@reddit

Theres also services that let you send stuff anonymously. I may or may not have sent my ex MIL a bag of candy dicks and a birthday card that when you open it it very very loudly plays the sounds of two people having sex. You can’t turn it off once you open it. You have to break it to make it stop

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miker37a@reddit

Only time I paid money getting back at someone I did that site that mails animal shit (buyers choice, different options and sizes)

Sent a small box of elephant shit , they are in same apartment complex but unfortunately did not get to see them open it.

Think I paid like 20 bucks and at least I have a fun story about it for $20

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BruisedViolets23@reddit

Link?

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smartdark@reddit

Where's the link, so I can avoid getting into it accidentally?

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JayBanditos@reddit

Dickatyourdoor.com

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JayBanditos@reddit

Pranksanonymous.com is one of them

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Kooky-Glass4409@reddit

Is there a website for this card? Asking for a friend.

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JayBanditos@reddit

I honestly can’t remember. I think I found it with Google looking for anonymous mail pranks or something similar to that

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ADHDisthelife4me@reddit

https://mailbait.info/

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drowningintime@reddit

NICE!

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abcdeliza@reddit

I thought it doesn't work anymore? 😭 I tried it over the summer and it wasn't functional

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AlfredFonzo@reddit

Fire the Mormon beam!

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EndDesperate8544@reddit

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Other-Resort-2704@reddit

What other churches provide visits?

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EducatedBellend@reddit

Scientology will stalk you when you move.

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ChiliPepper4654@reddit

With some you can face legal consequences. Not with Mormons I believe, but Jehovahs witnesses are pretty damn strict

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hornymonk6969@reddit

As in the give out the info of the person signing them up? IP etc?

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MadamTruffle@reddit

A legal consequence for signing someone else up to receive their visits?

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ChiliPepper4654@reddit

Yeah, I belive so, but i dont think its any sort of significant trouble.

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DarthAtheist@reddit

As an exmormon, this is the way.

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susanrez@reddit

Church of Scientology. They will never stop. They will find the new address if they move. They will find their phone# from just the address. They will call, they will send snail mail, thru will drop by for a chat. But what you need to do is fill out one of their free online assessments using your targets info. Name, address, phone and email.

It will never end.

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No-Stop2423@reddit

whats the link? i see multiple scientology

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Solopreneur813@reddit

I’ve signed someone up for a Republican (far right maga) SuperPAC Newsletter (mail delivery) as a joke, he’s still getting mail, even after both of us have tried to cancel and opt out. 🤣🤣🤣

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BillyBeauty@reddit

Dude my mom is signed up as a republican and now I get slammed with annoying republican propaganda and it always is adressed to my mom even though my phone is getting spammed and I can’t opt out of enough to stop getting them

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MaloneSeven@reddit

Your mom’s still paying your bills, huh? Typical 26 year old Lib living in mommy’s basement wondering why.

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Electrical-Froyo8137@reddit

She has a black boyfriend from the hood and claims for in home support services; Enough said.

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fracama@reddit

Because of shitty country where people can't afford a place to live

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Kooky-Glass4409@reddit

Sign them up on the websites of political candidates. Both parties. Say you want to help, can do canvassing, host, willing to make phone calls. The closer t the elections, the more they will be contacted.

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Dorsai56@reddit

Donate a couple of dollars in their name to both parties. Once you get on those fundraising lists you never escape.

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Cuneus-Maximus@reddit

It's actually better to keep it going - it drains money from their budget that will never yield a return donation.

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yestoness@reddit

Now, this is just a PRO life tip in my book. I'm going to sign up anyone who has even mildy annoyed me based on this logic.

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Solopreneur813@reddit

Totally agree!

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stabbingrabbit@reddit

The American Nazi Party needs new members Black Panther party needs members or Farakhan Nation of Islam. Maybe they get on a watch list.

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Read_it_all-7735@reddit

See if you can get them to show on the same day and then report to the local news as a race war.

Even better keep sending insulting things to both parties and tell them you’ll be in town on such a such a day at this address if they wanna bring a few people and sort it out .

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fracama@reddit

If anyone get seriously hurted who did that could get in trouble...

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yestoness@reddit

Just use that VPN whilst signing them up

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EmotionOpening4095@reddit

Or the library’s computer.

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Hot-Initial-1108@reddit

Or a burner phone in a busy area

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Same-Lobster-9751@reddit (OP)

Ooohhh that is a good one!!

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BillyBeauty@reddit

Also when I went to church when I was younger I used to fill out people I didn’t like name under the prayer request papers and fill out a prayer request for something horrible and embarrassing true if possible or a straight up crazy made up reason for needing prayer and put there full name and number and a few key details so the prayer team would call them and tell them they know about blah blah blah and praying for god to remove their demons of fear or desire about blah blah and

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DigOk2792@reddit

Lmao you’re so good 🤣

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Kooky-Glass4409@reddit

Like, hemorrhoids?

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One-Method-4373@reddit

This is absolutely hilarious, good job

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Internal_Essay9230@reddit

Find the name of a dead relative -- especially a spouse or kid -- and sign that person up with the companies that never give up: cruise lines, car insurance, etc. Every time that person opens the mailbox or picks up the phone and hears or sees something addressed to their dead relative, it will bother them -- especially if it's a dead kid.

You're welcome.

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cmdr1337@reddit

This is a place holder post while I go to look up the Shakespeare quote from Othello...

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ineverbot@reddit

Oh heck yeah I am using this one! (Long story, but abusive ex-mother had an also abusive partner die and never got over it. She's also new age "spiritual" so stuff suddenly showing up for her dead ex after 40 years would absolutely mindfuck her in the worst possible way) Thank you!!

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Internal_Essay9230@reddit

🤞🤞🤞 You're welcome! Let us know how it goes!

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garyisonion@reddit

hey satan!

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Internal_Essay9230@reddit

Thank you!

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Nestanesta@reddit

How about posting to a lawyers online forum that you would like divorce lawyers to write to you about their service, price etc.

Just give the householder's surname. Both parties may think that the other party called the divorce lawyers 😀

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Foozoolalafdarian420@reddit

Do you happen to have a link to one of these forums you could recommend?

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CuteCanary@reddit

Fucking genius! Thank you for this idea

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Automatic_Ad1887@reddit

There are some malls where you can fill out an application on a computer screen or online, and they send it to every store in the mall.

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SoupOk2512@reddit

This is probably my favorite

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mywavedude@reddit

Get chip drop dot com

We help gardeners get free wood chip mulch deliveries. We also help arborists find cheap, local drop sites for their wood chips and logs.

I saw video on Reddit a few days ago. Hilarious.

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Tight_Mall_8787@reddit

I just tried. It tolf me They were sending a postcard to thr address either a code to triple verify address. After I had to verify phine and address online. Oi vey.

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Zendarrroni@reddit

Evangelical money drives. Medical insurance websites. I was checking out insurance 15 years ago and I still get calls .

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manicpossumdreamgirl@reddit

if youre in the US, make small donations to political campaign funds on both sides, from their address and names. they'll get spam mail until this country collapses.

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Turbulent-Smoke-9661@reddit

Military recruiters.

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Turbulent-Smoke-9661@reddit

I gave a sincere donation to Southern Poverty Law Center a few years ago. Within a few months, they had spent more money on soliciting me with mailers and phone calls than I ever gave to them, and it is still going on.

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Fluid_Bus6009@reddit

Church of scientology Free quarans Jehovas witness.

Blood donor Home security Solar panels

Donate their car to the veterans.

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takeitfromthemilkman@reddit

Craigslist, if you have their phone number. Make a post about being lonely and wanting to chat...

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Wiziba@reddit

Or to sell a low-mileage F-150 for under Blue Book

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takeitfromthemilkman@reddit

Yes, this.

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brocalmotion@reddit

Sign them up for everything on /r/freebies . It took me years to detach myself from everything I signed up for

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Kooky-Glass4409@reddit

https://myfancyfeast.com/products/paigedesorbo?variant=46016695828649

Free kitty treats. No credit card needed.

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court817@reddit

Sign up for window and insurance quotes. They will never stop calling.

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downatdabeachboi@reddit

Your cars extended warranty

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Automatic_Ad1887@reddit

I did this pre-internet with the postcards in magazines.

I'd fill them out with my friend's address. For years he thought the marketers were geniuses, because everything he got was so focused to him.

He never mentioned the Adam & Eve catalog, though.

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UmweltUndefined@reddit

Post on Craigslist you’ve got a couple boxes of old fetish magazines to give away and give address

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JayBanditos@reddit

I once signed a married buddy up for Victoria Secret Catalogs, International Male, Adam & Eve, & Frederick’s Of Hollywood catalogs. I also signed him up for a Dairy Farmers newsletter.

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freerangelibrarian@reddit

Scientology.

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Fit_Knowledge2971@reddit

They for smart though and Scientology wants to “confirm the email” before actually sending out info- they got smart about how silly they are

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susanrez@reddit

This is the way.

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goodjuju123@reddit

Use their phone number to shop for auto insurance.

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mystique0712@reddit

Sign them up for Scientology mailers - those things never stop coming and are super annoying. Also, magazine subscriptions in their name but with the bills sent to their address.

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Read_it_all-7735@reddit

Literature, dark web stuff, Mormons, sex toys. If they’re married, just send flowers to their spouse with a card saying had a great time.

Get a gift card, use the Wi-Fi from a coffee shop and preferably a device that you can turn off and throw in a closet that’s not linked to you.

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Essay456@reddit

Someone signed me up for an lgtbq+ magazine subscription for some reason? Jokes on them, it’s a great read ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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patty202@reddit

Scientology.

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Decon_SaintJohn@reddit

A Playgirl or Playboy magazine subscription depending on their sexuality (sign them up on the opposite).

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jjj666jjj666jjj@reddit

You could change their address and forward all their mail

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wirelesswitch@reddit

Could be actual legal trouble

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jjj666jjj666jjj@reddit

Oh never mind ignore me!

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JS_NYC_208@reddit

Glitter bomb

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platdujour@reddit

A daily piss-disc delivery services a thing yet?

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Repulsive_Check_1950@reddit

N.A.M.B.L.A , or various dildo of the month newsletters, the envelope is plastered with dongs and just a note inside.

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gogozrx@reddit

waging an effective mail war campaign is a great thing, it just requires some persistence. Every time you see one of those "win a free vacation" things, every time the publisher's Clearing house stuff comes out, every opposing political party mailer, catalogues catalogues catalogues.

a former boss one time signed up for a really naughty LGBTQ BDSM magazine. He had to use a money order to pay for it. he put his name on it, but accidentally put his neighbors address on it!

the same guy used fertilizer to make a GIANT swastika on his front lawn... the first year, the grass was dead, but for the next two years it was **GREEN** and way taller.

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