TheaterFire

not on the rug, man!

Posted by hettuklaeddi@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 43 comments

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gibsonc22@reddit

If this was an hour long, I would watch the whole thing.
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Spang64@reddit

Jesus Christ! Is that ALL of the dust from 9/11?
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sodakfilmthoughts@reddit

Bush did rug pissing.
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blindreefer@reddit

This will not stand, this uh—building complex in lower manhattan
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xxxKnightOwlxxx@reddit

I still whip my rug manually.
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KgMonstah@reddit

I’ll whip your rug for a thousand dollars
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GaseousGiant@reddit

That rug really tied the dust together, did it not…
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Tuva_Tourist@reddit

Your valued rug.
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nysom1227@reddit

It really tied the room together.
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kinkyslc1@reddit

![gif](giphy|j7wBU7aHcKf7y)
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HarpersGeekly@reddit

Oh shit dude I’m sorry
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TheForce_v_Triforce@reddit

Everything is a fucking travesty with you, man!
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RandomTangent1@reddit

The carpet pissers did this?
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LastUserStanding@reddit

So from what I can see, the purpose of this machine is to mangle the rug borders, and to move dust from one portion of the rug to another.
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Bulky_Play_4032@reddit

Obviously you’re not a golfer
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buck45osu@reddit

You want a toe-rug? Ill get you a toe rug by this afternoon.
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KeithWorks@reddit

With rug polish
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Maleficent-Detail-62@reddit

That's fucking interesting, man. That's fucking interesting.
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thebenn@reddit

What is with this guy?
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wananah@reddit

It is our most modestly priced receptacle
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JacoSalad@reddit

Mind if I do a J?
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hettuklaeddi@reddit (OP)

might want to light it outside, dude
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hundredgrandpappy@reddit

We're talking about drawing a line in the sand!
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CardinalMcGee@reddit

![gif](giphy|KBJPHn5aAa3EklRNjU|downsized)
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marbotty@reddit

Sounds like the opening drumbeat to Wipeout
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ampcooke@reddit

That doesn’t look like it was a valued rug if they let it get that dirty. Yikes!
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hettuklaeddi@reddit (OP)

i assure you, it’s not a problem
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fleisch-bk@reddit

Coitus?
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moome1649@reddit

She lit put her face close to the rug without a mask 🥲🥲🥲🥲
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hettuklaeddi@reddit (OP)

i’d need a full hazmat suit
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theshub@reddit

This repost has been a solid 30% of my feed this morning.
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Wavy_Grandpa@reddit

Is that what you do instead of looking for a job? On a weekday? 
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Dangerous_Music_7967@reddit

Is this a … uh … what day is it!
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theshub@reddit

I’m adhering to a pretty strict drug regimen.
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JutinJutin@reddit

He peed on the dudes rug!
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gobluerx@reddit

I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is full of dirt in this fair city, I have to compensate the person?
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hettuklaeddi@reddit (OP)

![gif](giphy|j7wBU7aHcKf7y)
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BlooNorth@reddit

Maybe a vagrant used it as a toilet and moved on
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sodakfilmthoughts@reddit

This is what happens when you're not housebroken.
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Aredhel_Wren@reddit

That's fucking interesting, man. That's fucking interesting.
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hettuklaeddi@reddit (OP)

wave of the future, dude
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Ok-Implement-3296@reddit

Fucking amateurs… WIPE OFF YOUR FEET!
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MarkDoner@reddit

Ever thus to deadbeats
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