My friend bought his Tesla recently because it has the best self driving mode and while he is cleared to drive, he has a history of seizures and wanted to be safe.

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Fun-Spinach6910@reddit

You're not allowed to drive in some states if you have had a seizure. You have to be seizure free for a year. After a seizure you are most often are not fully in control of your senses. I don't see a self driving car as a benefit yet for someone prone to seizures.

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teacherecon@reddit

He did all that. It may not be but it was a comfort in case the worst happens.

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It was kind of hard to know with all the dickriders back like 10 years ago.

But since then he's used so many occasions to clear that confusion up

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PhilosophyBitter7875@reddit

The The Model 3, Model S, Model X and Model Y ... are weird names to you?

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flamingknifepenis@reddit

Found the triggered Musk fanboy.

Never understood that one.

I know Elon owning Tesla is why many say things like this. But most cyber truck (really any Tesla model) I've seen are more left leaning.

Corvette is a crisis car for men in jorts and white New Balance shoes.

The Altima is the most sketch or high driver on the road

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PoopSmith87@reddit

Skinny blonde mom in sunglasses behind the wheel of a big luxury SUV:

-She's had 9 glasses of wine and zero food today.

Mustangs - lead foot fetish

Lincoln - old

Buick - old

Male crossover drivers - cucks

Oldsmobile - Do I even need to say it?

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Copropositor@reddit

People used to think Corvettes were for balding boomers having their midlife crisis, but that's wrong.

A lifted truck what are they

Compensating for?

- BigOlBahgeera

^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^Learn more about me.

Dodge RAM trucks, but specifically only the ones in black paint, usually with some type of sticker on the rear window.

WFPBvegan2@reddit

I guess you didn’t

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Scazitar@reddit

This is always an interesting one because I've literally never actually heard or seen before in real life where I live.

Jeep girls are the automotive equivalent of horse girls. Don’t ask me why, but it’s true.
Non-classic Alfa drivers are people who wanted an Italian car and didn’t care about much else. This only applies to the US.
Anyone who drives a brightly colored Kia Soul with more than two and a half bumper stickers probably has very strong feelings about anime and will insist that in order to have an opinion you need to watch Ninjin Ga Benpidesu, (Kaeru-San Tasukete!) in the original Japanese, using subtitles from some Finnish art collective.

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1v1meAtLagunaSeca@reddit

Ive been looking into giulias heavily lately and i feel bullet 2 is more just elitist.

Resident-Switch8030@reddit

Well the first two go hand in hand

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foolproofphilosophy@reddit

Why did they put a 396 in it? Because that’s the credit score you need.

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MrLancaster@reddit

A 396 is an old school Chevrolet big block.

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Stacemranger@reddit

🧯

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NotTurtleEnough@reddit

But I’ve got a GREAT personality!

LOL. This is a weird hill to be camping on. I've owned five Porsches with sticks and haven't touched a clutch pedal off the track in two decades.

Benj7075@reddit

There’s always tomorrow

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ItsKlobberinTime@reddit

The Mustang is cursed to hunger for the flesh of the innocent. It's the deal they made to be the last pony car standing.

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Senrabekim@reddit

Just mix in a pint of blood of the innocent with every oil change, it will sate your mustangs homicidal urges, while also being metal as fuck. Mine was orange with tan seats, I started doing that and now she's black on black with a deeper more angry growl. It's mostly working out great, Unfortunately every time I go to the airport in Denver she must pledge fealty to her true master.

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Zealousideal_Look275@reddit

Far to few people get that reference

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ItsKlobberinTime@reddit

I think I tricked mine with the red K&N filter oil.

It does manage to draw some blood almost every time I work on it. And there's a suspicious stain on the insulation around the shifter from the previous owner that might be coffee or might be blood. It's always hard to tell.

Orange on tan is a pretty awesome colour combo; personally I'd be sorely disappointed if it went all black.

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sovereignpancakes@reddit

Once you go black...

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DiazIsDirectCurrent@reddit

Also, if you are anywhere close to a military base, you know dat bish is financed at 19% or more.

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XOVSquare@reddit

Audi drivers are dicks

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DadVanSouthampton@reddit

BMW flit between side of the road and the dealership.

When I was in grad school, my motorcycle had broken down, so I borrowed my sister-in-law's VW Beetle (the water-cooled series).

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Many-Perception-3945@reddit

I've never known a Porsche driver with a normal sized or larger penis. They're all all members of the itty bitty weiner committee

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JonathanEde@reddit

You seem suspiciously certain of this statement…

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Many-Perception-3945@reddit

I grew up and lived a very comfortable life. I've spent a lot of locker room time with Porsche drivers. We're talking an n greater than 25 here.

None of them are getting hip replacements from the strain of carrying their 3rd leg...

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3652@reddit

Soooo, how ya verifying this one?

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Tigerdriver33@reddit

Gay dudes love jeeps

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vastly101@reddit

bmw as aggressive young idiots. No offense, but when being tailgated in right lane or seeing racing/weaving, I see that a lot. Not all BMWs of course, but higher odds

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Clever_Commentary@reddit

3 series, yes.

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DudeWhereIsMyDuduk@reddit

Drive near a military base and you'll see a lot more diversity.

Of course, those are all E3s with 29% APR loans, but...

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3652@reddit

Better than that E5 mafia.

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kennedy_grande1990@reddit

ThomasWhitmore@reddit

I've never seen a Subaru driven by anyone competent.

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brownroush@reddit

Crash into crowds Ford Mustang

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SyntheticOne@reddit

Prius: tree-huggers

Tesla: Musk's Forth Reich brand is being pummeled in some countries, supported in others.... hmmm.

Nissan: Easy financing, hard to keep running.

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Key-Mycologist-7272@reddit

Anyone in a Dodge anything that isn't a Viper is a shitty driver and likely not a great person. Most Tesla drivers are inconsiderate assholes. The honest truth is that about one in five people on the highway is so bad at driving that they shouldn't even have a license. It should be legal for me to slingshot ninja rocks into the drivers side windows of anyone I catch looking at their phone while doing 70+ mph. Regardless of vehicle type most people suck ass at driving and often display a frightening disregard for self preservation and the lives and wellbeing of the people around them.

Here-Comes-Baby@reddit

Well I'm a pregnant woman who used to play soccer and I drive a CX5, which has a reputation for being a soccer mom vehicle.

Pairywhite3213@reddit

BMW drivers think turn signals are an optional paid DLC they didn’t buy.

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mynameishuman42@reddit

Altima: can't drive, probably no insurance.

Corolla: timid college girl, slow and indecisive driver

Porsche SUV- soccer mom/dad Porsche anything else- 25% boomer showing wealth off, 25% finance bro that doesn't actually give a shit about cars, 50% actual enthusiasts

VW Beetle: dude in his 60's VW New Beetle: college age to middle aged woman trying to be young still

Did you know a Yukon Denali has 450hp?

BRZ- poor man's Porsche 911 (I want one)

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Lance8282@reddit

CRV’s are for women.

Any crossover: Literal NPC

Subaru: Depending on the model, vaping 20 or 30something still mentally stuck in high school, or lesbian

Dodge Charger/Challenger/Durango: Either a cop, or the person usually found in the back of a police car

Miata: Either a fledgling car enthusiast or someone who thinks the idea of purse dogs is acceptable.

Modern Nissan: You don't have good enough credit to buy a certified Pre-Owned Toyota.

Chevy Equinox: You do absolutely zero research before buying any product, you do not care about driving in any way, shape, or form

I had a VW Rabbit diesel four-door.

I've had two of them. And they last forever.

deathtongue1985@reddit

Maserati = aging douchebag or woman who still wears leopard print

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christine-bitg@reddit

Or both.

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Embarrassed_Flan_869@reddit

My mind read this with the voice of Fran Dresser.

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throwaway_losan@reddit

Hellcat - Black guy

G35/Q50 - Edgar

Lexus - Vietnamese

Tesla - Bad drivers that think a Tesla is a status symbol

Modded Civic - Probably Asian or Mexican

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watermelon_wine69@reddit

Chrysler convertible.... gold chain, bad dye job, silk shirt, creeper mustache.

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holtonaminute@reddit

Not really a stereotype but every Jeep Wrangler owner I know is either deeply conservative, swingers, or both

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DudeWhereIsMyDuduk@reddit

either deeply conservative

Very lefty. Like, Emma Goldman lefty.

swingers

Nissan Altima - careful, considerate driver who has no children, just one cat.

Stereotype: Stay away from Nissan drivers because they don't make good financial decisions and therefore probably don't have good insurance coverage. This stereotype came about when Nissan started to market to people with low credit scores.

You can also make assumptions about people with low credit scores and how that might correlate with poor decision making skills and poor driving discipline.

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leftfootbraker@reddit

Subaru #2 the WRX: vaping men wearing hoodies and saying things about turbochargers often.

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Lexxias@reddit

Subaru #3 WRX: Nerdy 30-50 year olds that like to tinker until the engine blows up and then shopping for an imported Japanese motor that need the cam phasors replaced to work because everyone else keeps blowing up the engines and you can't find any of the US engine versions.

Sad-Umpire6000@reddit

Altima, especially with body damage: Drives 15 below the flow of traffic, then inexplicably floors it, cuts people off back and forth across three lanes just to get two cars ahead in the same lane and back to driving at stoner speed.

Big rig with body damage or from a Florida-based company with the name on the door done up in stickers from the hardware store: Stay to the opposite side of your lane, because he 100% is going to let his trailer drift across the line repeatedly, even if there’s no wind.

Honda Gold Wing: Rider outweighs the bike, rides from Dairy Queen to Dairy Queen, spends more time polishing chrome and pins on his vest than riding, outside edge of tires still have the little nubs and mold release compound on them after 15,000 miles. (I ride a Gold Wing. This is why I don’t ride with most other Gold Wingers.)

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Living_Loquat_9779@reddit

EV drivers generally think people care that they drive an EV WAY more than they do.

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VW-MB-AMC@reddit

Lowered Audi station wagons with blacked out windows often seem to be driven by people who could not afford a BMW.

nips927@reddit

Subie wrx: automatically think they are hot shit, when in reality they have more oil consumption then a semi truck, and are on their 3 or 4 rear main seal. Has more curb rash than an Uber. Will talk non stop how evos lancers are trash cars but when the Evo rolls up and gaps them like the grand canyon they always say they almost had the Evo

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