What will happen when Simon Caldwell dies?

Posted by ApplicationCreepy987@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 89 comments

I am just watching the news about the airport issues in London and, of course, they wheel out Simon Caldwell to comment. He seems to be our only travel expert here in the UK. Anything remotely holiday related and he appears. He certainly looks haggered and old a he has for the last 30 years. Will there be a day of mourning? A state funeral. Will he be buried under the third runway at Heathrow? How will be learn anything about travel after this dad day? (Obviously, I am not wishing he dies. Shouldn't need to say that, but this is Reddit after all.)