What is a quote from a British TV show you always say and why?

I know writers who use subtext and they are all cowards. To see who I can introduce this masterpiece too when reminiscing about TV. Garth Meremghi. Blaaaaaack Blaaaaaack, they make me eat nails, my eyes, my eyes are pies and all Jonny black painter from fast show. Random with alot of people weirdly. All of fast show. There's only one thing for it I hate pot noodles...... To myself when pot noodles are on sale knowing they expensive and shit. lister after Kryton tells him there is only pot noodles and dog food left. Smoke me a kipper......with some people I love when they pull something nice or unexpected off we don't too each other. For example ah we want to have fun bit cannot afford to have fun and if we can help each other to have fun possibly we say this because it's like usually used when you pull a concert ticket or cinema ticket out of no where or some money for a few beers for us all. A catch all for when someone needs a pick me up and an unexpected last min hero arrives. I've borrowed some money for the beers so we can go watch a match and have fun, not only can I afford those tickets I have em right here. Used when your closest are in need of some joy. Never disrespected unless your talking about the show. It's also not a guarantee always so your like smoke me a kipper we have it sorted or smoke me a kipper I'm off to sort or try and sort. This one's big because it's contextual. Smoke me a kipper with confidence and purpose means we going all out get it done but isn't done yet and we may get it done or may crash on a fireball of nothing. Done with imaginary pipe smoking is it's done. Smoke me a kipper with kippers I will not do