Does anyone else feel like we like in the land of 10,000 Ned Flanders with the total cop mustache coming back?

I mean we endured many hairy millenia just to get to razors and shavers, only to have bro culture force us to endure beards, mustaches and goatees. And, not so coincidentally the toxic, brutish, misogynistic culture that comes with it. No thanks. 🚫 Plus, like an arm sleeve tattoo, it never looks as cool to anyone as you think it does.