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A drug, for the world, that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.

Posted by boardgamejoe@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 11 comments

This is a drug, for the world, to give worms to ex-girlfriends.

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limbodog@reddit

I see. And could this drug also give worms to ex-boyfriends?
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boardgamejoe@reddit (OP)

I love this movie so much. I think despite almost no one remembering it, it might be the most quotable movie ever made. Every line is golden.
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limbodog@reddit

Well yeah. No secrets between sailors!
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Giant_War_Sausage@reddit

What if they don’t like worms? What if they’d prefer a nice fish or even a houseplant to care for?
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boardgamejoe@reddit (OP)

This is a drug... For the world... To give worms to ex-girlfriends!
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Giant_War_Sausage@reddit

Can ex-girlfriends use them for fishing? You know the old adage; give an ex-girlfriend a fish, she’ll eat for a day. Give an ex-girlfriend a worm, she’ll kick your ass for implying she likes to eat worms.
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boardgamejoe@reddit (OP)

You people just don't get it here!
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Giant_War_Sausage@reddit

Maybe we’re distracted because we’re fretting about not having enough worms. If only there was a medication for this.
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TraditionalLion4171@reddit

Haha omg, imagine the chaos but also the *sweet* revenge vibes 😂 Not sure if this is genius or pure evil, but I’m here for the drama it would cause! Someone needs to invent this just to see the reactions
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boardgamejoe@reddit (OP)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAn-mdS-otE
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PM_Your_Wiener_Dog@reddit

Then all her new boyfriends would have more fishing bait then me
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