“Well, I do work, sir… My wife is not the issue here. I hope that someday my wife will learn to live on her allowance, which is ample. But if she does not, that is her problem, not mine, just as the rug is your problem. Just as every bum’s lot in life is his own responsibility, regardless of who he chooses to blame. I didn’t blame anyone for the loss of my legs. some Chinaman [sic] took them from me in Korea. But, I went out and achieved anyway.” -The Big Lebowski

1. You don’t work.
2. Your wife is the issue.
3. You also live on an allowance.
4. It is your problem.
5. You did blame someone for your legs.
6. You didn’t go out and achieve, it was “mother’s” money.

This short dialogue/monologue is so profound in it’s overview of the story and the characters and relatability… that goldbrickin’ piece of shit.