Well…I still pollinate manually

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Artistic_Dark_4923@reddit

This guy is enjoying this WAY too much...you just know he's got a stiffy while he's rubbing them pistils into those open inviting stamens....shit...now im getting a stiffy

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HealthyBullfrog@reddit

Okay but let me tell you something about the Dude...

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Look, Jeffrey, I don't want a partner. In fact I don't want the pollinator to be someone I have to see socially, or who'll have any interest in exhibiting the pumpkins at the fair, or the FFA, or for that matter even as a jack'o'lantern, for all I care

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jnnoca@reddit

That’s my friend Sheri. She just came over to use the shower.

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HealthyBullfrog@reddit

The story is ludicrous.

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The_BarroomHero@reddit

Take a look at the flower fucker in this video

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grim_f@reddit

Zat's why they sent me. I am expert.

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The_BarroomHero@reddit

Oh, that's my friend Cucurbita pepo, she just came over to use the shower

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Han_Swolo_18@reddit

Wave of the future, Dude:

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therealtwomartinis@reddit

They're calling the cops, man, put the pistil away.

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machone5103@reddit

Phone’s ringin, Dude. Better anther it.

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Bierroboter@reddit

Its not my special gourd, its my fucking gourdy friend

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Bierroboter@reddit

He’s just helping them conceive man!

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cricketeer767@reddit

This is a great way to have multiple squash types and keeping them from cross- pollinating.

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Boomchakalakayouknow@reddit

We're all quite fond of her

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dandle@reddit

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.

"Stigma."

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JonnyLay@reddit

I did not recall this flower reproductive part, but it definitely makes me uncomfortable: The sticky tip of the pistil that receives pollen.

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dandle@reddit

Careful, the Maudes don't want any of that sticky pistil and hairy stamen stuff around here.

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yachster@reddit

NSFW tags, am I the only one here who gives a shit about the rules?

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DefenderofFuture@reddit

Yeah but I wuldnt NSFW!

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Duke_____Silver@reddit

YOU THINK I'M FUCKING AROUND, MARK IT NFSW!!!!

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redcurrantevents@reddit

Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.

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maloside@reddit

He makes a cornucopia?

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briannaspring@reddit

He makes a bouquet?

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ViewAskewRob@reddit

Don’t be fatuous, briannaspring.

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patronizingperv@reddit

This makes me uncomfortable.

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JonnyLay@reddit

I'm definitely batting an eye over here.

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omega_red24@reddit

While without batting an eye a man will refer to his rod, his stamen, his Johnson.

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JonnyLay@reddit

Stamen?

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xxxKnightOwlxxx@reddit

Vee cut off your stamen Levowski!

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dadvsspawn@reddit

Coitus?

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myCreedencetapes@reddit

I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

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Ok-Lavishness-7904@reddit

I’ll pollinate your flowers for $1000

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weirdrevolution11@reddit

Brandt can watch on Reddit but he has to pay $100

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Reppate@reddit

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2wheelsThx@reddit

Some people engage in manual pollination compulsively and without joy.

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ellisftw@reddit

Oh no

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Competitive_Ant_472@reddit

Oh yes

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herberstank@reddit

Look Maude, I'm sorry if your pumpkin patch is a nymfo or whatever bu- do you have any Kahlua?

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Ornery-Scholar9973@reddit

Multiple males? So racially the female is pretty cool?

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DeuceOfDiamonds@reddit

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen Karl Hungus?

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donuttrackme@reddit

It increases the chances of conception.

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PieThat7304@reddit

I’m just helping her conceive, man!

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Deathclown333@reddit

What are you, a fucking park ranger now?

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swearengens_cat@reddit

I should call her.

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Venga_Animo@reddit

I’ve been known to pollinate manually. One seed crop can produce thousands of cannabis seeds for future use. Mind if I do a J?

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Pimpstik69@reddit

I feel like I need to pay $100

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Next-Independent-477@reddit

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burntorangecycle@reddit

The zucchini picture?

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dua70601@reddit

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He’s a good man….and thorough…

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