Let's not forget, let's NOT forget, Doc, that using a flux cap- ah, uh cold fusion, for y'know, uh, chrononautics... within the city... that ain't legal either
Think, Lebowski, THINK! Do you realize what would happen if I turned in MY business papers in YOUR handwriting? I'd get kicked out of the Urban Achievers!
MathematicianApart46@reddit
He has lingonberry pancakes.
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit (OP)
Lou. Give me a Russian, White.
Whovian412@reddit
That capacitor tied the time machine together did it not
And this guy put plutonium in it
Doc please...
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit (OP)
LestasiDellOrro@reddit
"He told me a crazy Vietnam vet and the laziest man in Los Angeles County may show up askin' about that rug... I never thought it'd be you."
GobbIaOnDaRewf@reddit
Dipshit with a 9 toed woman
Kingpin329@reddit
This Aggression will Not Stand Man!
The_ZombyWoof@reddit
Dude, you made a time machine...... out of a 1973 Ford Gran Torino?
DefenderofFuture@reddit
Wouldn’t hold out much hope for the flux capacitor though…
LouDog0187@reddit
The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine, why not build it with something that was used as a toilet and moved on.
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit (OP)
Gunmetal. Some uh, brown, or uh, rust coloration…
DeuceOfDiamonds@reddit
Let's not forget, let's NOT forget, Doc, that using a flux cap- ah, uh cold fusion, for y'know, uh, chrononautics... within the city... that ain't legal either
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit (OP)
What’re you a fuckin’ temporal scientist now?
Shevyshev@reddit
You’re not thinking fourth dimensionally, Dude.
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit (OP)
Whoa, wait a minute, Doc, my thinking about this reality has become really uptight.
DeuceOfDiamonds@reddit
Doc, the Libyans are not the issue here!
Eric848448@reddit
I was today years old when I realized that’s Flea. Holy shit!
LouDog0187@reddit
We've had certain information, man!!
custyflex@reddit
Obviously you’re not a golfer
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit (OP)
Great Scott, man!!!!!
Eric848448@reddit
Yeah this is heavy.
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit (OP)
You need to adhere to a strict reefer regimen, man.
FiK-SiR@reddit
I mean, what if the jits is monitoring, huh?
LouDog0187@reddit
The Jits sends a fax, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Fuckin amateur!!
Shevyshev@reddit
Fujitsu San, konnichiwa!
Also, dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit (OP)
That’s just the stress talkin’ Marty…
Duke0119@reddit
Well, that’s like your opinion, Needles.
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit (OP)
Vus ze matta McFly… unt chiken?
LouDog0187@reddit
🤣
MrAndyJay@reddit
Dipshit with a 9 string bass.
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit (OP)
This guy fuckin slaps, I’ve never been so sure of anything in my life.
WileyCoyote7@reddit
“I call you a CHICKEN Lebowzkee!”
Yeah, well, that’s just like your opinion Needles…or whatever…”
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit (OP)
See you at the plant tomorrow.
marbotty@reddit
Why don’t you make a tree, and like… you know, man?
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit (OP)
He fixes the time machine?
yachster@reddit
Can I get some of that good Sioux City Pepsi Free?
SuperRusso@reddit
You're not dealing with idiots, McFly...
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit (OP)
HELLO?! Anybody home, man?!
SuperRusso@reddit
Think, Lebowski, THINK! Do you realize what would happen if I turned in MY business papers in YOUR handwriting? I'd get kicked out of the Urban Achievers!
youropinionisrubbish@reddit
Man, c'mon, I had a rough night, and I hate the fuckin' Needles, man.
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit (OP)
Hey fuck you, man! You don’t like my fucking bassist you can get the fuck out my truck cab!
yachster@reddit
Hello McFly?! Stay out of Hill Valley deadbeat!
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit (OP)
Why don’tcha make like a tree and uh, you know, um, uh, you know what I’m trying to say…
Berek2501@reddit
Git outta here
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit (OP)
Biff, please.
Dstegs_@reddit
Dream of Hotel Californication
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit (OP)
I guess you guys aren’t ready for that yet, man… but the urban achievers are gonna love it.
TemperatureHeavy8989@reddit
give us the DeLorean or we cut off your johnson!
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit (OP)
Hey, beat it, nihilist!
kinkyslc1@reddit
What's wrong Lebowski? Chicken?!
STEELCITY1989@reddit
And you know dude keeping poultry like that, inside city limits, that aint legal
RelativeKick1681@reddit
What are you, a chili ranger now? Who gives a shit about the fucking Blood, Sugar, Sex, Magic?!?
STEELCITY1989@reddit
I'm on a strict uhh dousing schedule.....
sooch222@reddit
It’s not fair. We thought calling him chicken would get him to race.
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit (OP)
I did not watch my buddies die face down in the old west so this nihilist could come and wreck my Delorean!
Revolutionary_Ad8259@reddit
Mr Needles treats bass like women, man
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit (OP)
He’s a musician, with a catalogue. He did six months in Chino for slapping his bass in front of an 8-year old.
unklebenz27@reddit
vit es johnson!
gpm21@reddit
Say what you will about the tenets of the time travel paradox, at least it's an ethos.
dude_chillin_park@reddit
I'm sorry your mother's a nympho...
I'm just trying to help her conceive, man!
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit (OP)
…the occasional acid flashback…
Comfortable_Use_8407@reddit
Nussing but the bass.
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit (OP)
Ya, ve schlapp it und pick it.
sooch222@reddit
Uh, yeah. It’s probably a vagrant, slept in the car. Or just crashed into a manure hauler and moved on.
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit (OP)
You see what happens, Biff?
DiverConstant1021@reddit
We cut out your flux capacitor, we stomp on it and sqvish it. What do you think about that, McFly?
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit (OP)
This is heavy…
Nice_Leopard_7135@reddit
That guy treats objects like chickens!
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit (OP)
Heh, that wasn’t his poultry, dude…
AdventurousTravel509@reddit
Are you employed, Needles? You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that? On a weekday?
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit (OP)
Oh please, dear? I’ll have you know the Supreme Court has roundly rejected work attire discrimination.
Affectionate-Ring104@reddit
Fuckin' Michael Peter Balzary. That creep can roll, man.
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit (OP)
I am the flea?
Kingpin329@reddit
This isn't 1985, there are rules
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit (OP)
Yeah, but I wudnt over…
LovesToyCars@reddit
Fuckin' Needles.
That guy definitely treats objects like women, Man.
scrawberry_scrimp@reddit
That creep can race, man
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit (OP)
88 miles per hour, man.
ClayDrinion@reddit
A worthy fucking adversary
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit (OP)
Man with the whole leather-thing going on.