We cut off your chonson!

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Isn’t that the Bobbit fellow and the ex wife Lorena?

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Yes… they found his severed penis with the help of a cocker spaniel.

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Johnson?

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A show dog with papers??

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She’s gonna cut your dick off, Larry

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Throw the penis from the moving car.. You are being watched.

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No, we can't do that. That fucks up our plan

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Well, call her up and explain it to her, Walter! Your plan is so fucking simple, I'm sure she'll fucking understand That's the beauty of it!

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Ok, Dude, the bridge is coming up. Give me the penis. Chop, chop.

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"Chop, chop"

That's marvelous

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Like a Swiss fucking watch

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But no funny shtuff, okay?

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I don't need your fucking sympathy man, what I need is my fucking Johnson!!

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Waddaya need that for, Dude?

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Ill tell you what I'm blathering about!!