TIL about Dudeism. A modern form of Taoism, stripped of its metaphysical and medical doctrines, that emerged from the cult classic The Big Lebowski. It advocates for “going with the flow”, “being cool headed”, & “taking it easy” in the face of life’s difficulties.
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MinimumApricot365@reddit
What in gods holy name are you blathering about?
R_Similacrumb@reddit
And hating the fuckin Eagles!
Baalzeebub@reddit
Dude, today's the 8th
MathematicianApart46@reddit
My advice to you is to do what your parents did: Get a job, sir! The bums will always lose! You hear me, Lebowski?!
BHIngebretsen@reddit
I still have my Certificate of Ordination, Feb 11, 2007. In dude we trust
duh_nom_yar@reddit
r/Dudeism
onlylurksnever@reddit
Buddy of mine became a Dudeist priest and has married people
pnmartini@reddit
Dudeist Priest. Judas Priest cover band that dresses like the characters from the movie?
That would be amazing.
CarberHotdogVac@reddit
betabry@reddit
The Dude abides
Main_Parking4816@reddit
Greatest comment I've read in 10+ years on Reddit!
PhattJeezus@reddit
With papers!
TBSchemer@reddit
He converted when he married Cynthia?
mojoninjaaction@reddit
One can become a reverend when they sign up with the Church of the Latter-Day dude.
tkultra19@reddit
I chose the Reverend title when I got ordained
Aggravating-Fee-1615@reddit
Far out.
torontopeter@reddit
Say what you want about the tenets of Dudeiam, at least it’s an ethos
Jimmyjim4673@reddit
I'm an ordained dudist priest.
Purple-Ad-4629@reddit
I’ve been a Dudeist priest for about eight years. Ain’t nothing to it really. Just take everything easy and be kool. I can even officiate weddings and such.
threebillion6@reddit
Same man. Maybe someone gets randomly married and needs a priest, the dude is here.
Alternative_Sugar155@reddit
I am officially a Dudist Priest. I received my certification not to long ago...get the framed one though, man...its like 10$ extra...I didn't, and mine has a crease in it..
Rfunkpocket@reddit
10 bucks!?! just because we are non-denominational priests doesn’t make us saps!
Dudeist-Priest@reddit
It’s their most modestly priced receptacle.
blofly@reddit
Is there a Ralph's around here?
dude_chillin_park@reddit
Tattooed on your forehead?
UsedToHaveThisName@reddit
I gotta check this with my accountant of course, but my concern is that, uh, becoming an ordained Dudeist Priest, you know, it could bump be into a higher tax --
funkmatician2014@reddit
It actually has the potential to drop you into a lower tax bracket, because of the whole religion thing.
UsedToHaveThisName@reddit
Far out man, far, fucking, out.
Artyom_33@reddit
Considering the Gov't is dropping taxes for leaches like Jeffery "Bunny's Husband" Lebowski & fucking over Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski... fuckin' A maaan.
pnmartini@reddit
I’ll ordain you for $1000.
IamTheGoodest@reddit
Brandt can't watch though.
JasonYaya@reddit
Regrettably, standards have fallen.
thekillbott@reddit
Duly noted, Dude
KarlPHungus@reddit
I'm Sobchak Shabbos. That means I don't chill, I don't go with the flow, I don't turn on whale sounds and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING TAKE IT EASY!
FadedAndJaded@reddit
If anyone is interested a group of dudes made a Dudeism based Discord server called Dudecord. You can join here https://discord.gg/8ENsgjhq
3Cheers4Apathy@reddit
Can we roll on Shabbos?
Seer-Z@reddit
Yes, maybe, like but Dudeism misses something vital that Taoism doesn't. Nonbeing. A person who experiences it sees through the lie of the ego, and subsequently lives a dudelike life. Otherwise, we might just be playing the role of a dude, and reinforcing our senseof self... that's the opposite of Taoism.
dude_chillin_park@reddit
That's why they sent me, I am expert.
Rfunkpocket@reddit
what are you, a fucking shaman now!?!
ShredGuru@reddit
Please Dude, that is not the preferred nomenclature, the appropriate title is "his very highness El Dudorino"
Telepornographer@reddit
If you're not into the whole brevity thing.
SlatheredButtCheeks@reddit
Calmer than you are
JasonYaya@reddit
Waiting for the Logjammin' synod.
peanut_butter_zen@reddit
A new way of life has come to light, man.
Dudeist-Priest@reddit
Someone need a Dudeist Priest?
jupitah8@reddit
New shit has come to life
ElDuderrrrino@reddit
Ow! F'n fascists!
I_Am_Robert_Paulson1@reddit
I fuckin hate the Eagles, man
ProudDudeistPriest@reddit
I've done 5 weddings as a minister for the church. All the couples are still together!
Known-Damage-7879@reddit
It's funny because the Dude actually gets pretty pissed off throughout the movie
ShredGuru@reddit
And Jesus flipped tables, what is your point?
Known-Damage-7879@reddit
Jesus is not the issue here! I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude. Over which you do not-
Additional_Guitar_85@reddit
and the wise man spoke, "lo, there are days upon which thou feasteth upon the bar, and yet also days upon which thou will be feasteth upon by the samesooth bar"
Perfect_Language9440@reddit
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps
glassclouds1894@reddit
I went to college with a guy who got ordained as a dudeist priest. And I believe he did spend more of his time occupying various administration buildings, breaking into the ROTC, smoking thai sticks and bowling than class.
ShredGuru@reddit
He sounds fucking cool
hornwalker@reddit
Yes and proud we are of all of them.
Hagfist@reddit
Is this a, uh... what day is this?
stonrelectropunkjazz@reddit
Mind if I do a J?
UsedToHaveThisName@reddit
Sounds exhausting.
Hagfist@reddit
Fuckin a!
ThereWillBeSmoke@reddit
At least I’m housebroken
Own-Contribution-478@reddit
Calmer than you are.
SmilingStones@reddit
Are you employed, sir?
Dan_Berg@reddit
Yeah, well, the Dude abides
Live_Badger7941@reddit
Calmern' you are.
guywithshades85@reddit
That's fucking interesting.
Mind_if_I_do_uh_J@reddit
Bunch of assholes.
Ripper42@reddit
Thats fucking intresting man
kgas36@reddit
You're obviously not a golfer.
pumpkinbot@reddit
And not wavin' the fucking gun around.
LLKroniq@reddit
You said it, man.
merlingogringo@reddit
At least it's an Ethos.
Douche_in_disguise@reddit
You told Brandt, he told me, yes? YES?!?
ellisftw@reddit
Nothing is fucked??!
THE PLANE HAS CRASHED INTO THE MOUNTAIN
ailyara@reddit
you're being very un-dude right now
stevethepirate89@reddit
SmoovyJ@reddit
If you will it, it is no dream. Oliver Benjamin, State of Dudeism.
lfbriscoe@reddit
At least it’s an ethos
Autodidactic_I_is@reddit
Is this what the cool china people are doin nowadays?
GladClassic4764@reddit
Far out, man.
servey02@reddit
Far fucking out!
Chapaquidich@reddit
The fuck you talkin’ about?
schlamster@reddit
Have itcher way dude
georgieboy321@reddit
What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
DeuceOfDiamonds@reddit
Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.
benevenstancian0@reddit
Is that some kind of Eastern thing?
Existing-Move-2646@reddit
Far from it.