This is a family restaurant
Posted by NickelCitySaint@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 31 comments
So today my trophy wife, my lil Lebowski urban achiever (and proud I am of her) and his dudeness were sitting at a national chain breakfast restaurant. My lil achiever, ready to leave, implored me to hurry up. Without thinking I said "dear, the supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint". And of course, "I'm staying. I'm finishing my coffee".
Have a duderiffic day all
Senior_Depth8483@reddit
When you left the restaurant did you find your vehicle or had it been stolen?
NickelCitySaint@reddit (OP)
It was parked in a handicap zone
kenny-ray@reddit
This affects all of us, Dude.
MrAndyJay@reddit
Oh come on Man. This affects all of us man. Our basic freedoms!
Bigelwood9@reddit
And a good day to you sir
Time-Assistance9159@reddit
There is an unspoken message here. It's, Fuck You! Leave me the fuck alone.
davster39@reddit
Fuck it, let's go bowling 🎳 🤪
Prestigious-Rice2938@reddit
Okay dude, but will you be at practice?
therealtwomartinis@reddit
Yeah, I'll be at practice.
WhiteCollarBiker@reddit
Come on, Walter, this is not a first amendment thing, Man.
bucsandbucks@reddit
Was it an Eastern thing?
Local_Yokel_580@reddit
Far from it.
NickelCitySaint@reddit (OP)
Literally. It was Bob Evans
lfbriscoe@reddit
Oh, please dear!
TopicPretend4161@reddit
OP…
Stop taking drugs.
Be a proper gentleman.
Chapaquidich@reddit
Do they have lingonberry pancakes?
ChiefBigKnees@reddit
Three pigs in a blanket
Time-Assistance9159@reddit
Ja!
jeffbas@reddit
Enjoying my coffee.
freakmicrophone@reddit
We are talking about unchecked aggression here dude.. you do not! —-
TheBoldManLaughsOnce@reddit
You're not blowing!
cdlawless5280@reddit
As usual, she's sorry, she wasn't listening.
No_Brain_5164@reddit
I didn't watch my buddies die face down in the muck...
SmoovyJ@reddit
How sick of your Lebowski shit is she on a scale of 1-10
NickelCitySaint@reddit (OP)
Real reactionary
sdhank3fan619@reddit
You can't drag this negative energy into the ride home
Gotts21@reddit
Was she upset about the toe?
Dmiller360@reddit
Forget about the fucking toe!
Broccoli-Cool@reddit
Careful, man, there's a beverage here!
AlbertBBFreddieKing@reddit
Just take it easy man
TheForce_v_Triforce@reddit
You’re not wrong. You’re just an asshole.