Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll naked!
When I was a teenager my mom got a remembrance book from the night club she went to as a young adult and there was a picture of a couple naked dudes playing pool and I was like, what’s up with that? I think she said something like that’s just the way it was.😯
LongStable6837@reddit
Some engage in it compulsively, and without joy.
Feisty-Area-1085@reddit
Oh no
LongStable6837@reddit
Oh yes.
Feisty-Area-1085@reddit
The goddamn plane has crashed I to the mountain!
SuperRusso@reddit
Bunch of assholes.
GreatPhase7351@reddit
It’s not going to be the ones bowling nude that you’d want to be watching…
pumpkinbot@reddit
The nude abides.
benjigrows@reddit
Dude. It could also be strongly vaginal. But there will definitely be a bunch of asshole
craiggy36@reddit
Cleft assholes?
Complex_Ingenuity_26@reddit
I assure you these are not the people with bodies you want to see naked.
Bierroboter@reddit
Does the male form make you uncomfortable?
IamTheGoodest@reddit
On you maybe.
herberstank@reddit
Strikes and gutters, chonsons and beavers, lotta what have you
sodakfilmthoughts@reddit
Gutterballs
Bucket1984@reddit
C'mon, Donny, let's go get us a lane.
pilotallen@reddit
Balls out bowling — well, now I’ve seen it all.
Is_This_Real_Life_82@reddit
You flash your piece out on the lanes…
Aggravating_Speed665@reddit
I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass.
Is_This_Real_Life_82@reddit
Over the line!
xxxKnightOwlxxx@reddit
It's Smokey. So his thing swung over a little, it's just a game, man.
desert_manta_ray@reddit
This is not ‘nam, there are rules.
nayrbgo@reddit
How
7v1essiah@reddit
our troubles are over dude
SettingPlayful5447@reddit
Does the female form make you uncomfortable Mr Lebowski?
Mysterious-Bid8994@reddit
What's that smell ?
Opening-Two6723@reddit
You're gonna need to rent me shoes, and I may bowl your turn
Bluepilgrim3@reddit
You can imagine where it goes from here.
MediocrePirate_@reddit (OP)
He fixes the cable?
Bluepilgrim3@reddit
Don’t be fatuous, OP.
Bierroboter@reddit
They bowl a perfect game?
Krispykid54@reddit
Lots of ins and outs and what have yous.
Krispykid54@reddit
Jesus!
UsedToHaveThisName@reddit
Dios mio, man.
PianoMittens@reddit
How much to watch?
The_Whipping_Post@reddit
You will rarely find an attractive person at nudist events.
FalseDmitriy@reddit
Or bowling events
WhatIsTheAmplitude@reddit
$100
Sapdawg1@reddit
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll naked!
Sapdawg1@reddit
Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
Diligent-Contact-772@reddit
Occasional acid flashback.
Never_Free_Never_Me@reddit
Eight year olds dude
TheBoldManLaughsOnce@reddit
What's a pederast?
thedude37@reddit
of course, this contravenes a number of the leagues bylaws...
... and examine your standing.
smkestcklghtn@reddit
Balls and boobs, ins and outs
BobGnarly_@reddit
Am I the only one who gives a shit about the rules!
townie77@reddit
Gives new meaning to the 7-10 split
0x0ddba11@reddit
His Nudeness, Nuder or El Nuderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
soulgrocery@reddit
You mean, coitus?
WhatIsTheAmplitude@reddit
My attendance would depend on what condition my condition was in.
5319Camarote@reddit
Now Showing: Gutterballs
operath0r@reddit
When I was a teenager my mom got a remembrance book from the night club she went to as a young adult and there was a picture of a couple naked dudes playing pool and I was like, what’s up with that? I think she said something like that’s just the way it was.😯
So-Called_Lunatic@reddit
Better not fall in the Shabas
BestRiver8735@reddit
Woo! I’m breaking eye contact tonight!
Affectionate-Ring104@reddit
What is that, yoga?
marbotty@reddit
eBaum’s world?! Has the whole world gone crazy?!
Alternative-Way-8753@reddit
"It's Sandro, about the bowl-anally..."
Uffda6321@reddit
Is that like Bimbo Bowlers from Buffalo?
stefani1034@reddit
i myself dabbled in nude bowling once, not in ‘nam of course
SpringHillis@reddit
They should use this for The Pitt season two:
Dr. Robby: “Well what do we have here, Dr. Mohan?”
Dr. Mohan: “Um, well they somehow accidentally injured their genitals in the ball cleaner during Nude Bowling night.”
Dr. Robby: sobs into a puddle
torontopeter@reddit
It can be a natural, zesty enterprise.
sofa_king_high_420@reddit
New shit has come to light...
stonecoldjedi@reddit
I'm just going to go find a cash machine...
Jemcc36@reddit
Wave of the future
skonthebass24@reddit
Yeah, well I still bowl manually
HappyRedEngineer@reddit
Dios mio, man.
CHNLNK@reddit
It's got papers
FlyTheW1988@reddit
What is the at? Yoga?
jnnoca@reddit
It increases the chances of conception.
FlyTheW1988@reddit
DrrtVonnegut@reddit
You mean coitus?
StPatrickStewart@reddit
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
BottleTemple@reddit
A friend with cleft asshole?
EnvironmentalSong393@reddit
Strikes and gutters ups & downs...
MortgageJoey@reddit
Over the line?
Entire_Log_4160@reddit
A zesty enterprise
NickelCitySaint@reddit
And natural
Comma-Splice1881@reddit
They gotta wear shoes?
Due_Reality5903@reddit
soccerlegs2002@reddit
The occasional acid flashback.
Swimming_Height_4684@reddit
This determines who enters the next round robin. Am I wrong?
Whovian412@reddit
Am I the only one who gives a shit about the 🦫
HippoIllustrious2389@reddit
Nice marmot
ballin_weasel@reddit
You didn’t think I was rolling outta here naked, did you?
FrozenWaffleMaker@reddit
Lots of strikes and gut(ters).
handsomeape95@reddit
Johnson?
fagan_jay78@reddit
Vagina
seanhats@reddit
The word itself makes me uncomfortable.
Nsflguru@reddit
Walter, you’re not wrong, you’re just looking at assholes.
DiverConstant1021@reddit
Far out
CardinalMcGee@reddit
thatcreepcanrolll@reddit
I am just going to go find a cash machine
LionBig7862@reddit
They were threatening castration