Foreigners in Uk, what was the moment you realized you became "British-ized"?
Posted by IPoisonedThePizza@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 389 comments
I moved to the UK 14 years ago, from Italy.
When I landed my manners were different, not rude but not the most polite if compared to a Brit.
Let's say that I may look slightly peculiar or intimidating at first for some as I have two labret piercings which somehow are still not really common(or so I am told).
Yesterday I went to a Costa with my wife and kids.
I stayed in the queue while the rest went for a table.
An older gentleman behind me was moaning about how unacceptable was that Costa didn't give you a tray "at the entrance" as he was carrying a lot of items (he was also with his family and both of us were carrying quite a load).
We had a small conversation about this that died fairly quickly.
When it was my turn, I ordered and asked politely for the server to cut two toasties into quarters for the kids and later asked to another server for some napkins using "Sorry to bother you" and "when you have a second" together with the usually "please" and "thank you".
To me it's the normal way I interact as I used to work in hospitality and they brainwashed us with the importance of "tone of voice".
The older gentleman looked at me really surprised and pleased and commented how extremely polite I was.
I answered back saying:"Oh well 14 years in here was enough for a manners crashcourse, I suppose!"
We both had a laugh and went to our tables.
This made me think how many habits I learned from the locals.
From apologizing to inanimate objects, professional complaints to getting mad at people for jumping the queues.
What are you stories?
Fenris78@reddit
My Polish wife was recounting an encounter she had with a cashier and said "like, what the fuck mate, are you taking the piss?" and I said at that point they should just hand her citizenship
SubArcticTundra@reddit
I really love the specific British accent that Polish peoppe often develop
IPoisonedThePizza@reddit (OP)
Next level
"U having a bubble mate?"
dweedman@reddit
Not me obviously When my (not British) mum started complaining about immigration I knew she was too far gone
IPoisonedThePizza@reddit (OP)
I have a similar experience. My wife is also not Brit and so is her godmother (in the Uk for more than 25 yrs)
When this woman started to go on a delirious speech about voting for the extreme right-wing for the next election in her homecountry cause of the "bloody immigrants" and how the average person was better off during the dictatorship, I realised a lot of things
Haradion_01@reddit
Funny how often those stances come in a pair...
Shaper_pmp@reddit
Sadly nothing is more British these days than a privileged Boomer trying to pull up the ladder behind them.
waste-of-ass000@reddit
because boomers in other countries don't do that? Britain is not special
darthabraham@reddit
One of my favorite moments in my immigrant life (American) was drinking in some boozer near Waterloo several months ago when a bunch of Tommy Robinson supporters came in and started chatting us up—what neighborhood we all lived in, good pubs nearby, etc. We probably had three friendly rounds chatting shit before they got into the “bloody foreigners” routine. I was like, “Mate, I’m a foreigner. Been here over a decade. You have a problem with me being here?” The main loudmouth said, “No. Of course not!” To which I was like, “So it’s just racism then, isn’t it?” They got very visibly upset and the atmosphere became very suddenly tense and awkward. They finished their pints in a huff and left. Twats.
StrictlyMarzipanOwl@reddit
Thank you for the proper use of "twats" as a complete sentence.
Please tell me you pronounced it "twAt" and not "twOt" like I've witnessed from some over-the-ponders
bebu10@reddit
Yeah, I'm an immigrant from the US and my partner's mom who is from South Africa with a half Scottish-half South African son that was born in Eswatini, often thinks I'm the right person to complain about immigrants to...it's a bit demoralizing hearing your own family wants you out even though I'm "the right kind of immigrant"
Ok_Pitch4276@reddit
People don't want a good thing over exploited by lots of others coming in especially if she went through the whole very expensive process so I could see why it would upset her tbf
JayR_97@reddit
Also if they came here explicitly to escape the bullshit from their home country. In a "You people are the reason I left in the first place, I dont want you coming here" kind of way.
steveozzy@reddit
I cracked up when I heard my Scottish friend tell a local Portuguese waiter "Nay fashmal Jimmy" Translation "No problem buddy"
IPoisonedThePizza@reddit (OP)
Não faz mal lol
TheHeroYouNeed247@reddit
In Scotland, there is a wonderful moment when working with a foreigner. When they respond to a question with their first 'aye' instead of yes. That's when I know we've got them.
Dazz316@reddit
I fucking love foreigners learning Scots in their accents. A guy with a heavy Indian accent calling someone a bawbag is brilliant.
Secretly-Tiny-Things@reddit
I love it when footballers moved to England and end up learning English somewhere with a really strong accent like Newcastle say French and Newcastle mixed accent it’s amazing
horn_and_skull@reddit
I studied in Scotland and I loved the Spanish-Scottish accent of my Soanish peers. Absolutely adorable.
HumanBeing7396@reddit
About ten years ago there was a hurricane in Scotland which got the nickname ‘Hurricane Bawbag’.
Somehow the BBC in England heard this and didn’t realise it was a joke, which led to me hearing a newsreader say it in a posh voice, and my Scottish girlfriend leaping off the sofa shouting “HURRICANE BAWBAG????” at the top of her voice.
Dazz316@reddit
Stfu, no way
karl_man2@reddit
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Bawbag
I thought he was talking shite but nope.
Dazz316@reddit
Oh I knew it was real, I just couldn't believe an English reporter didn't know and said it live on air
Scasne@reddit
Probably a Londoner or somewhere up north like that, tend to find they have a fairly limited understanding or more regional/non-london terms for things, get em come down to the South West where they don't understand what Gurt means (as in Gurt Prat) or Dimpsey (as in it gets Dimpsey in the evening before it's dark).
TreeElfOfSpieWood@reddit
As a Glaswegian living in Wiltshire, this comment really hit home with me.
bored_toronto@reddit
Or Gurt Lush - legendary striker for Ajax.
malumfectum@reddit
I genuinely don’t understand how! I’m from Buckinghamshire and I’m pretty sure that the first time I encountered the word “bawbag” I knew what it meant immediately because, well, it sounds like the way a Scottish person would say “ballbag”. Which is exactly what it is!
karl_man2@reddit
Ahhhh I get you now. I'm desperately trying to find it I wanna hear that too
HumanBeing7396@reddit
I wish there was a video of it somewhere, but I can’t find one; I remember it clear as day though.
fucks_news_channel@reddit
that is cosmically funny
TheGinjaNinja6828@reddit
This doesn't sound like the clip you mean, but there's one here - https://youtu.be/APH3MylUD_k?si=SN3btTe9BzRZG05L&t=25
HumanBeing7396@reddit
No it’s not that one. It wasn’t technically a hurricane, so I think they might have known it was a nickname, just not what it meant.
frymaster@reddit
this could well be correct but don't discount the idea that they new perfectly well what they were saying and took great pleasure in saying it in standard posh newsreader voice
172116@reddit
I am absolutely convinced that hurricane bawbag is the reason we started naming storms in this country.
heilhortler420@reddit
As an Englishman I only have Navid from Still Game to give me context
ParsnipMammoth1249@reddit
As a foreigner who has lived in the UK for over 20 years, I understood what they're talking about. OK, I didn't understand every word, but at least I understood enough to chuckle.
heilhortler420@reddit
Try watching Raab C Nesbitt
You'll suddenly feel like you've just arrived
Trust me its hard to understand if you're not paying attention if you are a native South of the borfer
AttentionOtherwise80@reddit
My husband has only just come across this, and he is obsessed.
paperandcard@reddit
A wonderful character!
WeRW2020@reddit
He was my first thought too. Fucking love Still Game, so beautifully written
Dazz316@reddit
You don't need any more, he was perfect!
Fred776@reddit
That was my first thought too!
SnooBooks1701@reddit
I knew someone who is Malaysian, he has the strongest Scottish accent I've ever met. He makes Highlanders and Glaswegians sound intelligible
Nipso@reddit
My German friend who lived in Glasgow still comes out with bits of Scottish in her accent, like "ah nooo!" for "I know!".
anemoschaos@reddit
Wait till she starts calling you "Ma wee hen!"
hatevvitch@reddit
i live in the north of Ireland and my dad recently had an 17yr old french exchange student doing a mechanic apprenticeship in his work and he was teaching him to call everyone ballbags lmaoo
eastboundunderground@reddit
I’m born and raised in New Zealand but have been in England for sixteen years. We’re in Berlin at the moment, and we’re talking with someone last night who’s originally from Pakistan. His accent when speaking English is recognisable as Pakistani, but with a heavy German influence.
I love it. Love accents so much.
I knew I’d assimilated when “quid” came out on its own for the first time.
Musky-Tears@reddit
Also NZ, also realised when I started defaulting to "quid" instead of "bucks"
Randa08@reddit
The Indian Scottish accent is one of the best most pleasing accents ever.
tin-tan-thong@reddit
ken what
bezdancing@reddit
I live in Merseyside and used to work with a Polish guy who had been living in Huyton for over a decade. His accent had never softened but he had picked up all of the scally patter perfectly.
I used to buzz of him greeting me with a "s'appening la" in his heavy Polish accent.
Best one was when he pulled another lad up for picking on one of the new starters with "fucking alrarse you, ya gobshite" 😂
TreeElfOfSpieWood@reddit
I've got a Polish friend here in Wiltshire and I adore hearing him saying stuff like "ave he!", "Gert lush" and "Alright me chavvie" in his thick Polish accent 😁👌
Due-Ebb2485@reddit
Similarly, in the south of England I love it when I hear someone with an obvious foreign accent comfortably saying 'cheers' rather than thanks.
TreeElfOfSpieWood@reddit
Got off the bus the other day and a South Asian looking gentleman with a very broad Indian sounding accent got off in front of me and said "Cheers Drive." I was elated! 💖💖💖💖💖💖
PM_ME_UR_SUMMERDRESS@reddit
I used to work with an Eastern European guy with a definite Eastern Euro accent, but every so often he’d say a word in a strong scouse accent. Thought that that was brilliant.
Puzzleheaded_Gear801@reddit
I remember having something technical explained to me in very proper English, with a Eastern European accent, only to have the most scouse "Ta Laa" when I made him a cup of tea on the tea break.
susanboylesvajazzle@reddit
Similarly, the first time I used “outwith”.
Nipso@reddit
IME, Scots generally have no idea that this word is unique to Scotland.
No-Tone-6853@reddit
This is a genuine shock to me I’ve always assumed it was a universal word in English
herefromthere@reddit
There are so many words English has taken on from Scots and we'd be lost without.
Cosy being one of my favourites.
Mammoth_Fortune_4329@reddit
Outwith is SUCH a great word, it should be used more frequently outwith Scotland.
susanboylesvajazzle@reddit
I love seeing it in the wild (outwith Scotland). Someone told me that it is used in some official government documents somewhere in Africa (can't remember the country) because the minister or civil servant or whatever official who was responsible for drafting it it was an Edinburgh Uni graduate.
Underwater_Tara@reddit
I'm disgustingly English and I use outwith at least once a day. It's so useful and less clunky than "outside of"
Minchaminch@reddit
It can work both ways. Used to work with quite a mix of people but lots of Polish. Everyone, Italian, Indian, English, all used "kurwa" more than any other curse.
Faxiak@reddit
Well "kurwa" is much more satisfying than "fuck" or "shit", especially if you can trill the r and prolong it for more oomph.
Minchaminch@reddit
Agreed! Actually heard one of the Polish guys say "fucking kurwa fuck!" I was like "did you just say fucking fuck fuck?!" 😂
MrTransport_d24549e@reddit
Imagine the expressions of a Polish person hearing a Pakistani and an Italian using Kurwa with one another.
It must be hilarious.
cbrownmufc@reddit
Nice
boosie-boo@reddit
I am from Manchester and when my next door neighbours first moved in I just got a smile and a nod, this progressed to hello and when I finally got an “alright?” I knew they were fast becoming Mancunians.
magicatmungos@reddit
Met an Iraqi family who had come over relatively recently. The 13 year sounded like any other Manc when speaking English where her parents were not quite there. (They’d been only here for a couple of years so it’s hard to learn a new language as an adult even if you are immersed and I always think it sound hilarious to hear the different accents of the kids when speaking different languages
herefromthere@reddit
Saw it in Yorkshire, Polish canteen worker who had been quite bewildered early on didn't blink, just smiled when someone said Sithee! instead of See you later!.
:) Aww.
BuiltInYorkshire@reddit
I met a lass from Germany a couple of years ago that I would have sworn was from Edinburgh. She studied there and kept the accent!
hereforvarious@reddit
Also when the start saying 'wee' for small...🙌
Icy_Obligation4293@reddit
Or, where I'm from, just throwing "wee" in to every sentence for absolutely no reason.
hereforvarious@reddit
Like let's go for a wee drink.....
stevebucky_1234@reddit
We are Indian, and have a pet cat, so obviously he has a silly song we sing to him, "Cat drinks tea, cat is very wee....."
Technical-General-27@reddit
Common in NZ (probably due to big Scottish influence!) too. My daughter was a bonny wee lass.
jonnythefoxx@reddit
I used to have an Irish flatmate. Super nice girl, one day after about a month of living here in Scotland she asked me what time the shop shut. I did not know, so as is the custom round here I said 'i dinnae ken'. She nearly burst into tears, after a hurried apology and asking what the matter was she explained that lots of people had been saying that to her and it was a really rude answer. It turned out she thought it meant 'I don't care'. Poor lass must have thought everyone hated her.
Surface_Detail@reddit
My wife once put on her report "Customer advises that he never used his card for x but that's probably bollocks because...."
She'd picked that up from me just to mean "untruthful". Her manager practically pissed herself laughing when the notes came up to review and they had to explain to her the literal meaning.
David_W_J@reddit
The one who makes me chuckle is Tony Singh, the Indian/Scottish chef: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Singh_(chef). He looks the stereotype Sikh, talks with a broad Glasgow accent.
Has been known to wear a kilt, and had is own tartan registered.
Astrokiwi@reddit
The thing is, you can't just say it, otherwise it feels almost like you're taking the piss a bit - it's the difference between picking up the accent vs imitating the accent, you really need to be integrated enough that it feels natural. Same with "alright" in England - it took a good few years before that exchange became natural for me. I ended up living in Newcastle for 3 years before I moved back overseas but "aye" never quite became natural.
drtoboggon@reddit
Scandinavian footballers playing for Celtic or Rangers speaking English with a very pronounced Glaswegian twist is 🤌🏻
EmbalmedCoconut@reddit
Reminds me of Jan Molby sounding Scouse asf. And Sandi Toksvig sounding posh as fuck. They're both Danish 🤣
Curiousinsomeways@reddit
The Danes are our fifth column, they are very sneaky at blending in.
I suspect they might even be coming over here person by person so we don't spot them, but they are waiting for the siren to sound so that they can seize back 'their lands'.
Beena22@reddit
Sandi grew up in New York and had that accent but affected an English one when she went to boarding school in the UK when she was older so that she could fit in better.
EmbalmedCoconut@reddit
True, I think it's sort of the same for Molby, he's mentioned how he didn't do the Scouse deliberately but didn't fight it and it helped him. Just like "whatever". Typical nonchalant Scandis 🤣✌️
theotherquantumjim@reddit
Dunno if it’s the Scottish influence but we use aye a lot here in the nw
rainbow84uk@reddit
My Spanish flatmate in Dublin used to say things like "auld biddy" in a perfect Irish accent, while everything else he said was with a strong Spanish accent. It was awesome 😂
I also remember him picking up bits of me and my roommate's northern English accent. We were so proud the first time we heard him pronounce 50 as "fifteh" instead of "fiftee".
Allydarvel@reddit
I shared a flat in Paisley with a French girl who was seeing an Irish guy who was pretty rough. He was laddish..so most the context of English she had came from him and his mates..so a king of French, Irish, Scottish. One night when we were all in the pub she turned round to him and suggested going home by saying, right you, let's get you home and get those bawz empty
Quality_Cabbage@reddit
My nephew lives in Dublin but grew up in a more rural area, so his Dubliner workmates naturally called him a "Culchie". He didn't mind at all but was slightly amused when his Romanian and Brazilian colleagues started calling him that as well.
kwakimaki@reddit
As a Geordie, I also share this pleasure with my foreign coworkers. I work with several Julio Geordios.
ExoticOracle@reddit
Same in the north east of England! It's a rite of passage to becoming one of us
JayR_97@reddit
Assimilation complete.
Pristine-Coffee-9324@reddit
Tbh it’s hard to tell now. Third generation immigrants incoming and all.
Greetin_Wean@reddit
Young Pakistanis in Glasgow have Scottish accents stronger than mine
Thatchers-Gold@reddit
I’m from Bristol, nice bloke of Indian/Pakistani descent delivered a package yesterday. Lad sounded like he was anointed in cider, blessed by the wurzels and had 40 years of scrumping behind him
Pristine-Coffee-9324@reddit
True that. My best pal is Asian and some of the patter he comes away with is mental, I actually think most Pakistanis are a little more old school and I kinda like that.
sequentialogic@reddit
It doesn't matter what colour you are on the outside. Its having your internal organs stained orange from the irb-bru that counts.
Pristine-Coffee-9324@reddit
Or if you’ve ever experienced the purple whitey of the famed buck-fast. A drink so universally sought after tourism to Scotland decreased 400 percent after it was found out its not even a Scottish drink.
BocaSeniorsWsM@reddit
A woman of Asian descent was working the self service tills in a Sainsbury's. Still had some of her accent but she called me 'love' at the end of our exchange. Nice.
cellardooorr@reddit
I learned to understand Scottish accent for Robert Carlyle, just in case I meet him one day 🖤
asphytotalxtc@reddit
I lived in Scotland for three years (previously a Londoner) and it's scary how quickly things like this get ingrained into your soul! I returned back down south in 2012 but still to this day let out a regular "aye!" or "nae bother pal!"...
It's just part of me now, it'll never leave 😂
IPoisonedThePizza@reddit (OP)
Loved it
naynaeve@reddit
When I started calling people (who are not relatives) on first name basis without feeling guilty. In my culture we don’t call people who are older than me by name. It is considered very very rude. I like that you just go for name. Instead of wondering whether to call them brother or uncle!
kittysparkled@reddit
My man (English) was most discombobulated when a new recruit (Indian) called him "sir" on her first day at work, where he was the head of the department. He said to her to just call him Dave like everyone else did and she was horrified bless her!
turkeypants@reddit
Wait, do you have brothers who are also your uncles...?
naynaeve@reddit
No, we call all the non related people brothers and uncles too. Suppose you are 25. A new neighbour moves in next door who looks like he can be any age between 35 to 45. Whereas 35 is in brother category, 47 is definitely uncle. Even though he is not related to you in any way, you still have to choose to call him either brother or Uncle. You may think calling him brother would be flattering if he is actually 47 yo. But this culture also comes with proper power dynamics. Uncle has more power than brother. Therefore he may prefer uncle. But then again he could be offended if you call him uncle because he is only 33yo( younger than looks). And no you can not just ask their age. That’s why I like the British way.
turkeypants@reddit
Ahh, is this Indian? I was familiar with the Indian "auntie" thing but hadn't thought about its male equivalent. If so, do you also call younger unrelated women sister?
naynaeve@reddit
Not just indian. I am pretty sure it is an Asian thing. But yeah unrelated girls are sisters and older women are aunties.
overworkeddesigner_@reddit
Making sure the person who was at the bar first, is served first
Human-Country-5846@reddit
This is the responsibility of the bar staff. I was very good at it in the 80s and now I get agitated when the millennials are so busy on their phones they don't even notice you come in the door
marquoth_@reddit
Good bar staff generally do know who's next, but when they make a mistake or if there's no way for them to know (just got back from the cellar for example) it's still a well established cultural norm for punters to direct the staff to the right person. Allowing yourself to be served ahead of turn is just rude and will earn you side eyes and the occasional tut.
BigBadRash@reddit
It is, but if they missed that the guy to my right got there before me, I'll let them know he was there before I was.
greenlightsmith242@reddit
Well that's obviously because you are a person with some fucking manners!🤣👍🏻
evenstevens280@reddit
The sanctity of the bar queue shall not be compromised. Once it falls, the country is finished.
HotelPuzzleheaded654@reddit
Yes, as long as it’s not a queue
jgbearjgbear@reddit
Totally agree. The only time I wilfully skip a queue is if someone has tried to instigate one at a bar. That behaviour needs stamping down on immediately!
Upset-Elderberry3723@reddit
Why are people so opposed to queues at bars?
SgtShrimp@reddit
A number of reasons -
Inefficient use of space. I'm not standing behind someone taking up space in the pub while there is an open space at the bar and I can be out of the way. (Also it's clear to the bar staff I want to be served.)
There are (usually) multiple people behind the bar serving.
Bar staff can serve multiple people at once. The bottle neck is the bar staff actually taking your order. They can pour pints or make cocktails in bulk. Hence their annoyance when you you ask for another drink they could've made earlier in the process. Always give your full order up front.
Leading on from point 3 - Fuck waiting behind someone ordering 6 elaborate cocktails while I just want a pint that would take less than a minute to serve.
Most importantly, Bars are designed to have multiple people at it at once. If the queue was the desired outcome it would just be a hole in the wall.
Queues at bars are idiotic. Makes the experience worse for the customer and bar staff.
Embarrassed_Belt9379@reddit
Please avoid calling it a ‘queue’ absolute bellends will take you literally and will stand in one long line snaking its way through the tables in the bar.
colei_canis@reddit
A pub a do a pub quiz in enforces queuing and it’s just outrageous behaviour. Fully justified my decision to move two and a half hours away tbh.
Embarrassed_Belt9379@reddit
Name and shame.
evenstevens280@reddit
Good point.
The bar "order"? Actually, no, that sounds a bit cultish.
Embarrassed_Belt9379@reddit
‘Bar system’
AccomplishedGreen904@reddit
It’s “the Order of the Bar”
Imaginary-Friend-228@reddit
I miss this so much in the States.
Necessary_Umpire_139@reddit
God bless the horizontal queue with no start or end but knowing when you're next.
Eskarina_W@reddit
I'm Irish and in London 13 years.y vocabulary is the give away. I never said things like "Uni", "cupboard" "telling off" or "boxing day" and get funny looks when I say them back home now. At home I should really say "college", "press", "giving out" and "Stephens's day" or rather "Stephens's night" because the day wasn't a big deal but the night out was HUGE because it was the one night a year when you met all your old school friends because everyone was home for Christmas.
Mrwebbi@reddit
We had a neighbour come over to tell us that their dog had got out and they had spent the day searching for them with no success. My foreign born wife told her to 'come in, have a sit down and I will get the kettle on'
Later that evening when telling me about it, she said that she would have had no idea how to handle that situation before, but her time here had soaked into her very being, so she knew exactly what to do. That was the moment we both agreed that she was a proper Brit.
ImpressiveGift9921@reddit
Did they find the dog?
Mrwebbi@reddit
They did, but not for another few days. It was fine though, someone found her, looked after her and let the police know.
This was many years ago though, I very much doubt that dog is still around.
01000010-01101001@reddit
So many emotions in three sentences...
Untamed_Meerkat@reddit
...I'll put the kettle on.
StealingUrMemes@reddit
Keep calm and carry on
AreaMiserable9187@reddit
This really made me smile :)
tin-tan-thong@reddit
Been living in Scotland for close to 7 years. Was recently visiting my family (Canary Islands), soon after I came back went to a pub to have a beer and fish and chips and fuck mate did I miss the fucking mushy peas.
Beginning-Poet-2991@reddit
When I went back to my country for a visit and was smiling at strangers and asked a random cashier how she was… super weird and intrusive thing to do in my country, and almost patronising lol. The opposite of what it is here…
Eskimojudi123@reddit
When I realised I was saying thank you and please to the smart speaker.
Melian_infp@reddit
When I broke lock down to buy a sausage roll
JonnyOfTheInternet@reddit
My wife is from a foreign land and recently became an English Heritage member. She's gone native!
Stunning-Macaron-261@reddit
Love this! But I've not noticed Italian people being particularly rude in Italy though?!
My Italian/UK friends in Cumbria say Cumbria with the Cumbrian flat "U" sound. Cracks me up 😅🤣😂
SkipsH@reddit
Are you sure that the thing that shows you're more English than Italian isn't that you were in a Costa?
BabyPeanut2000@reddit
HAHAHHAAHH worst coffee in the country
Dinnerladiesplease@reddit
Really, when we have Starbucks?
i_cola@reddit
It’s a close run race. Depending on which European warehouse has access to the most burnt tractor tyres that month.
Collooo@reddit
Tomato Tamato
11thDimensi0n@reddit
This.
All the big chains have shit coffee.
Pret, Greggs, Costa, Nero, Starbucks, you name it.
All of them do the same shit of roasting their beans to the point they're burnt and the coffee tastes shit. All under the pretence of "if you have a starbucks in London or Aberdeen it tastes the same" - yes it does, tastes shit in both places.
Batalfie@reddit
All the small chains too, and homemade stuff... Maybe I just don't like coffee.
markthebag@reddit
I've found Nero is not terrible, the rest are horrible however.
siziyman@reddit
In my experience so far, yeah, Costa is worse than Starbucks by at least two orders of magnitude, and I'm not a starbucks fan by any means. At least that goes for milk coffee drinks (so your lattes, cappuccinos and flat whites)
Pristine_Speech4719@reddit
Starbucks sells not-great coffee consistently everywhere.
Costa sells luke warm bowls of milk.
brandine__spuckler@reddit
At least Starbucks is fairly consistent in my experience, yes the coffee isn't the best but it's always the same. Costa you might get a very good flat white or you might get the worst coffee you've ever tasted in your life, and you never know what it'll be.
MzHmmz@reddit
If it's a Costa in a service station, you know exactly which one it'll be!
gabrielconroy@reddit
As someone who imports speciality coffees to the UK, I agree.
SleipnirSolid@reddit
Don't you dare! I love their frappes and will hear no bad words against them!
IPoisonedThePizza@reddit (OP)
I dont do coffe nor tea.
I am an odd ball.
Loved the comment ahahah
LegionnaireFreakius@reddit
Don’t jump the queue
Professional_Gap3789@reddit
Been in Wales for over ten years and for me it was when I started saying “where to is it?”
truly-dread@reddit
You gotta drop them ‘z’s. Triggering me.
IPoisonedThePizza@reddit (OP)
I dropped them off the stairs, they came back
umngaz@reddit
As a South African, realising that my entire wardrobe was now devoid of bright colours and nothing required ironing.
Rhinofishdog@reddit
I don't think I ever will, sadly.
I make a conscious effort but I'm not the most sociable person and I've spent too much time working with other foreigners rather than Brits. Probably 70% of the media I consume is US one too, that doesn't help.
14 years and I still hear words in Scots I've never heard before. And sometimes I meet with a person from another part of the UK - usually a not-so-posh part of England and I can barely understand what they are saying, it's embarassing.
My accent is a like a Kronenberg monster because of the media/people I interact with and a slight speech impediment. Sometimes people assume I'm Irish, other times American and sometimes Eastern European but they never guess the country right.
On the other hand when I'm in my country of birth my parents say I act like a foreigner and people look at me weird because I speak local slag words (somewhat equivalent to Scots) but with an English grammar structure and it sounds freaky. I also act as a translator to friends that visit Scotland and can understand Limmy sketches!
horn_and_skull@reddit
I’m British busy mostly grew up I. Australia. I knew I’d earned my passport when someone mentioned pants and I sniggered like a school child.
babycinamonn@reddit
Over three years here and notice I became more introspective. I hang out with some friends from my home country last Saturday and what I got the most was “you’re always too quiet like that?”
Deanovski@reddit
Yes same! I arrived from Australia back in 2010 and I cringe at how polite I am when back in Oz trying order something at a cafe.
saxbophone@reddit
You have a bit more to go yet, Britishised is the correct spelling! 😜
IPoisonedThePizza@reddit (OP)
Dw, I had at least 10 natives telling me off already lmao
saxbophone@reddit
American spellings vex us like something else!
C55a1nz@reddit
Weeee anche io Italiana!
I think for me it was when I started forgetting Italian words to express myself and could only ever think what I meant to say in English 😂
Plus the usual words like please and thank you 20 times whilst ordering a drink, sorry when they’re the ones bumping into you, NOT USING THE HORN WHILST DRIVING ALL THAT MUCH LOL
The_Deadly_Tikka@reddit
I remember my Sardinian colleague used to always complain about England being shit but he lived here because of his wife.
That was until he had his first Guinness. Then all he would ever talk about was how good Guineas was.
I remember him coming into work on Monday and he says as loud as he can "I am now officially English. I went into a weatherspoons at 10am in the morning and had a Guinness. This country is amazing"
Had to tell him he might not be English but actually Irish 🤣🤣
Initiatedspoon@reddit
Going to Spoons at 10am is pretty English either way tbf
Did he have it with a breakfast?
kateeee_pants@reddit
Saying I was feeling poorly, instead of feeling sick or unwell.
IPoisonedThePizza@reddit (OP)
"a bit under the weather" is my fave
InternationalRide5@reddit
... when you've had a particularly nasty traumatic limb amputation.
kateeee_pants@reddit
It's alright, I have another one!
StealingUrMemes@reddit
'Tis but a scratch!
IllMaintenance145142@reddit
Using "ized" with a Z I'd say there's still some way to go 😉
IPoisonedThePizza@reddit (OP)
Tell this to my autocorrect. It is partially responsible lmao
baeloclaudia@reddit
18 years in the UK, up North. Called someone love last week. Also said innit. Hated the recent heatwave. I'm Sourthern European.
Icy_Tip405@reddit
I was working with a young lady from Spain, she was in a customer facing role and she was extremely pretty and would get comments.
One bloke totally over stepped and she looked at him dead in the site and said ‘Ppft JOG ON, old man’.
She moved down south a few years ago and apparently people tell her she speaks English with a manc accent.
I was so proud, ON E OF US! ONE OF US!
Icy-Initial2107@reddit
When Henry be came my favourite vacuum cleaner. I love this litttle bot.
LuckyAstronaut8448@reddit
Aww 🥰 I have Hetty! (We have them for life, they are indestructible) ♥️🩷
princesskitre@reddit
Getting annoyed with people trying to skip the queue, getting annoyed by people standing on the left side of the escalator lol
PrincessLep26@reddit
I am from southern India, where the temperature on average is 33°C-38°C. I would wear a jumper when it was the rainy season and would hit 26°C.
Here, at 18°C I am going to wear something sleeveless and leave the jacket home.
At the first sign of sun I am out on the grass, with a bevvy, on a blanket, facing the rays directly so I can feel the warmth on my face. And it's the best day ever.
stevebucky_1234@reddit
Chennai girl here, I comprehend you perfectly
PrincessLep26@reddit
And a fellow Downton Abbey fan?! Vanakkam nga 😁
stevebucky_1234@reddit
Oh, absolutely, the Indian paradox of condemning colonial Britain while being charmed by British history!
euler-leonhard@reddit
The duality of desi.
Decent-Slice-1419@reddit
I use to hate mushrooms, now I can’t get enough of them.
Decent-Slice-1419@reddit
I use to hate mushrooms, no I can’t get enough of them.
godoflemmings@reddit
Different angle - realising we'd Britishised a foreign friend. Myself and a bunch of the guys I game with are English and the one regular foreigner in the group is Norwegian, who already knew English but still picked up a lot of mannerisms from us. We were playing COD one night years ago and at one point when he got killed, he loudly sighed and said "fuckin' 'ellllllll!" in the exact same way as two Londoners in the group do.
E_III_R@reddit
Norwegians are fantastic.
Was listening to my husband playing online MTG with a bunch of friends who were all Norwegian. He stepped afk for a minute so they all switched back to Norwegian to continue the convo until he got back, except for when one of them said
"Ship iiiiiiiiit"
They then immediately returned to Norwegian
DrearyDoll666@reddit
I'm not yet... but I've been here nowhere near 14 years, I'll get there one day though !
nfurnoh@reddit
When I bumped into a door and said “sorry”.
Quality_Cabbage@reddit
I hope you thank the cash machine when you get money out.
LandofGreenGinger62@reddit
I thank my car when I get out and it peeps to let me know the lights are still on... Sersly. <peep!> "Oh, oops — thank you..."
Solid-Board6295@reddit
When the self service checkouts say thank you for shopping with us, I always say thank you very much
Maximum_Scientist_85@reddit
Me too. "Thank you for shopping with Morrisons". "s'alright, it's been a pleasure". Then realise that I'm talking to a computer screen. Again.
nfurnoh@reddit
Of course. And the bus driver.
IApplyTheFlowCannon@reddit
This.
And also when you bump into someone on the pavement and it's totally your own fault but you're still a little offended when the other person doesn't apologise.
FireLadcouk@reddit
You wot?
colin_staples@reddit
At this point I thought "Italians love coffee", and yet you've gone to Costa, that's the giveaway.
But you say later on that you don't drink coffee.
So I guess a similar but alternative answer could be : when you go to Pizza Hut for pizza.
IPoisonedThePizza@reddit (OP)
I make it at home lmaooo
colin_staples@reddit
So do I.
Not as good as yours, obviously, but better than Pizza Hut.
Physical_Orchid3616@reddit
I say the same things to workers and nobody has ever complimented me on being polite. I often say "sorry to bother you"... people just look annoyed. I've lived in the UK twice as long as you have, and I have never "realised " I've become british. It's the opposite, really. I realise just how un-british I am. and i've always had decent manners, i didn't need to come to the UK to learn them as if the rest of the world is rude. but i have also never felt welcome in this country and so i've never become british apart from on paper. I also dont consider myself a "foreigner" given how long I've lived here, and I resent when people call me one or at least infer I am one, or talk to me as if i'm a tourist. Funny, you obviously aren't bothered by being called a foreigner after 14 years.
Whateverdude1@reddit
I’ve went from Hello with a thick eastern european accent , to alright mate? My wife is English and she says I’m getting there…
daphuqijusee@reddit
The first time I answered back to a cat-call with a very loud 'fuck you, wanker!'
The Canadian in me was SO proud - who knew using such a British phrase would have me feeling like a New Yorker... lol
cellardooorr@reddit
21 years in the UK, have an English partner. When I'm back home, sometimes I talk in English to my parents. Like e.g when my mom wakes me up in the morning, I say, "OK, just give me a minute" or sth like that. Or when I start a conversation, I automatically do it in English.
My parents don't speak English.
Also with other people from my country living in the UK for a long time it's so much easier for me to communicate in English now. It's not for show like some people think (it used to be "a thing" when some people after a year in England pretended to forget their first language to seem more British), it's just that I've never used some words or phrases I use at work in my language, so if I want to say them now I literally have to look for those words in my head and translate from English.
I also have my inner conversation and I dream in English. It's a bit sad really. But then I spend half of my life here, so I guess that happens.
IPoisonedThePizza@reddit (OP)
In Italy people tend to mispronounce English words.
I struggle if I need to use one when speaking Italian because if I say it correctly I may come out as a show off.
If I butcher it it creates me anxiety lol
fireship4@reddit
Tom Crewis
IPoisonedThePizza@reddit (OP)
Westminister
fireship4@reddit
Biscweet
paulmclaughlin@reddit
I guess it's like when British or American people pronounce bruschetta correctly, rather than "brushetta"
IPoisonedThePizza@reddit (OP)
Yep. Exactly that.
People feel you are been a pompous bastard loool
maceion@reddit
When you dream in a foreign language, you know your brain has mastered it.
NinaHag@reddit
I am Spanish - can't speak professional Spanish, as most of my work experience has been in the UK. Sometimes I will default to English (for shame!) or will literally translate an English expression into Spanish, much to the hilarity (and confusion) of my friends and family.
I wish I could keep both languages at the same level, but it's just not possible. Perhaps if my partner was (or spoke) Spanish...
Eyfura@reddit
A stressful thing happened and I immediately needed a cup of tea before I decided to tackle the problem. I actually messaged a mate and said "Am I British now?"
zandei@reddit
I had never really drunk any tea before moving here.
But now everyone at work are big tea drinkers so now it's Yorkshire Tea every day 😂
SympathyKey8279@reddit
It took me a few years, but I said "Alright?" as a greeting recently...
Mescalin3@reddit
South European who lived in the UK for the guts of 10 years here. I don't think I've ever been fully "British-ised", but when I started looking forward to a nice couple of crumpets doused in butter in the mornings it's when I realised that, after all, I was fitting in more than I thought I ever would.
That and the 5 am pre-holiday pint at the airport which, admittedly, I have rarely but I have never had before moving to the UK.
I don't count queuing because I've been doing it for ages anyway 🤣
IPoisonedThePizza@reddit (OP)
My wife's best friend is Portuguese.
We gave him some crumpets.
He hate them raw making a sandwich with them.
Imagine the dread lool
Mescalin3@reddit
Lol love that. In a similar vein, that reminds me of the first time I was served gazpacho. I turned round to my spanish friend who was sitting with us and asked him if he could put it in the microwave. New swear words in Spanish were learnt that day.
StrictlyMarzipanOwl@reddit
Are you, in fact, second-class technician Arnold J Rimmer?
Rich_in_Bodyhair@reddit
We were leaving a parking facility for a hiking area after a day of trekking, exploring, etc. I was knackered and still had roughly 1.5 hours drive to do. We arrive to an AUTOMATED barrier, the barrier opens and what was my first reaction?
I thanked the automated barrier for opening...
fairysdad@reddit
I've been known to thank automatic doors before.
stevebucky_1234@reddit
You received honorary Brit status when you said, knackered!
Rich_in_Bodyhair@reddit
I shall wear it with pride :) Thank you!
IPoisonedThePizza@reddit (OP)
Thank you and have a delightful day
SnooBooks1701@reddit
I have one for a colleague I used to work with. She's French, one day she said "bloody hell" at work, she just sat there and muttered something along the lines of "Je suis une rosbife" (rosbif being a minor French insult against the British, because for some reason they find roast beef to be a bad thing)
No-Name-Mcgee44@reddit
It was when the word 'cheers' slipped from my mouth naturally.
First_Television_600@reddit
Same
dreamsonashelf@reddit
I moved back again from the UK and I have a hard time remembering that the majority of English speakers around me now aren't British and aren't familiar with "cheers", "alright?" and "not too bad".
eastboundunderground@reddit
Also, “all right?” as a greeting.
No-Name-Mcgee44@reddit
Yep. That too!
NoShip2804@reddit
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/81wuCp3hlBQ
delunacocona@reddit
Eating a crisps sandwich
fearghaz@reddit
Britishised. We don't like zeds here.
powbit-@reddit
Since you are also Italian you will get this.
I've been in UK since forever now and one summer i was in a grocery shop in Italy. I had my items in the basket and I joined an imaginary queue to pay. I was distracted so it took a bit to realise that EVERYONE was passing in front of me and there was no actual line and I had to turn on the Italian mode. That's the moment I realised I've been British-ized
miskau@reddit
I have a drink when I get to the airport. No matter the hour
faulknip@reddit
Commented to a Chinese lady that she'd picked up a very Welsh twang when she called me "love". She was so happy and thanked me for the compliment 😄
LupercalLupercal@reddit
You ruined it all with 'apologizing'
IPoisonedThePizza@reddit (OP)
I am still learning
ladyofthelate@reddit
One of the biggest things that helped me adapt to british spellings was changing my autocorrect to british english instead of american :) I add all my u's now and have forsaken my zeds, although I still think tyre and groyne look ridiculous!
LupercalLupercal@reddit
It'z ok, I'm only mezzing. Mozt of uz Britz don't really mind if it'z not your firzt language
perishingtardis@reddit
Actually, using -ize is perfectly acceptable in British Englisg and always has been. In fact, it's preferred in academic and legal work:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_spelling
zph0eniz@reddit
that too??
Ive been in UK for 3 years and the small changes in spelling always gets me haha
Icy_Obligation4293@reddit
The only one you really need to remember is "magazine" - the rest are all the letter S.
zph0eniz@reddit
contest, lasy, jacussi
Icy_Obligation4293@reddit
Magazine is the only one that someone could reasonably expect a US-UK difference where there isn't one.
JivanP@reddit
Funnily enough, Oxford lists the "-ize" spelling as British English alongside "-ise" due to its Greek origin, and thus they are accepted spellings on Countdown.
kvothe9595@reddit
and ized, instead of ised
EasternCut8716@reddit
Leave the poor man alone!
:D
doramatadora@reddit
My husband uses "interesting" when he thinks an idea is stupid.
Ok_Ostrich_6096@reddit
I drink tea several times a day:/
Such_Drop6000@reddit
someone cut me off and i instantly without thinking gave them the wanker sign :-)
IPoisonedThePizza@reddit (OP)
"the pedestrian honk"
FantasticVast01@reddit
I'm married to an English woman and have lived in the UK for 17+ years.
I'm Dutch and we are quite forward in telling people how we feel. The first time I went back to the Netherlands with my wife to meet my friends and family i was told that i was now an "Engelsman" (Englishman) as they claimed i no longer say what i mean and tip toe around things. The crazy thing is my wife and her family think i am really blunt and borderline rude most if the time and keep telling people "sorry, he's Dutch" 😆
It also never ceases to amaze me how often my wife and her family apologise for absolutely no reason! 😆
bebu10@reddit
When I said "bye" about 20 times while hanging up the phone
Matjoez@reddit
When a line queue started forming in a pub instead of the standard sideways bar queue and I felt annoyed
ElvenLogicx@reddit
Started saying “ta” instead of “thanks”, there’s no going back.
-myeyeshaveseenyou-@reddit
My sister says it’s because I say laundry instead of washing (ex husband is a bit of a posho)
My Irish born son has lived here since he was 2 and says trainers instead of runners and also says scon instead of scone.
Prodromodinverno1@reddit
Italian here living in the UK. I often eat on the sofa and I've fully mastered the British art of balancing the plate without spilling food all over me and the sofa. I also order a cappuccino at any time of the day whenever I fancy a cappuccino. I go on walks around the neighbourhood and enjoy visiting garden centers. I use "not very nice" to say something is terribly bad and everything I like is "quite like" because I can't communicate directly anymore. When I travel back to Italy I automatically say sorry to every person I'm getting as close as 2 meters on the street or shops, and I'd rather wait 10 minutes for someone to move rather than politely saying excuse me and getting past them.
EnoughYesterday2340@reddit
Anything bad no matter the level is a bit shit now. Could have the worst day of my life but it's 'a bit shit'.
We're indirect in Canada and my family is from the British diaspora so I didn't have a lot of culture shocks moving here but I've really become even more indirect in my 12 years here.
Randomfinn@reddit
Canadian too and I had to req h my children that if someone is moaning in about something “it’s pissing down cats and dogs”, “this walk is taking half the bloody day” to ignore the complaints as it is something minor, but if someone complains in a minor way to prick up their ears: “oh, I feel a bit poorly” - bring them to the hospital, “there is a spot of rain” - gear up for a hurricane, “that’s an interesting viewpoint” - you’ve said something incredibly stupid and should shut your gob.
Living-Excuse1370@reddit
Haha I'm an italianised Brit as I live in Italy, so I've kind of become more Italian.
IPoisonedThePizza@reddit (OP)
Saying "God" + a name of a random animal everyday is a strong indicator you became Italian
vectorology@reddit
So, like God squirrel? God cow?
My knowledge of Italy is vast, having recently spent a few days in Sardinia, so I assume this is a very local custom.
Living-Excuse1370@reddit
Sometimes. I live in Tuscany...they get pretty inventive!
IPoisonedThePizza@reddit (OP)
We normally say:
Dio cane Dio porco
But we get creative:
"God who ran away from home cause mummy used to beat him up"
"God barefoot in a valley of nails"
It's very theatrical but loses in translation
neberkenezzer@reddit
God I love Italian. I wish I was fluent enough to get as colourful and creative as the native speakers.
IPoisonedThePizza@reddit (OP)
You need to watch "Puttanic" ( a blasphemous parody of Titanic) on YT.
That is a real crashcourse
vectorology@reddit
These are hilarious, thank you.
Intrepid_Cell329@reddit
I knew I switched when I started dreaming and having internal monologues in English.
zonglydoople@reddit
Spent the past few months living in England in a house full of natives. I’ve shockingly already picked up the words “cross” (he’s cross with me), “chips” (instead of fries), and “shop” (instead of store). I’m interested to see how fast any other British-isms come into my vocabulary LOL. I’m not sure how these three things specifically became such a habit.
I have yet to pick up the habit of looking at the correct side of the road before crossing it. I put myself in so much danger because of my stupid muscle memory…
sharps2020@reddit
I apologised to my sofa for banging my leg on it today, I'm not sure why we do it either.
Aphova@reddit
Opening the door for a mailman I've never seen before
Before:
Me with a big smile and South African accent: "Hello, how are you?" awkward silence Him, puzzled look on his face: "Could I get a signature here please?" Me, confused signature, taking parcel: "Uh yes of course, no problem, thanks a lot." Him, still slightly puzzled: "Cheers take care." Me: spend rest of day wondering how I offended the mailman
Now:
Me, opening door, start reaching for parcel instinctively: "You alright mate" Him: "Yeah you alright. Sign here please." Me: "Cheers mate!" Him: "Take care." Me: close door while he's still picking up his bag
Some other things:
Bought black tea to keep at home for visitors/tradesmen when I don't even drink it. Seemed almost rude not to have it in my house.
Started feeling quite indignant about people cutting queues when abroad, but also that speaking up would be unacceptable. Must just stare daggers or mutter under my breath instead and continue to queue politely.
DangerousSleepover@reddit
When we flew back to Hungary for my grandpa's funeral, my great uncle asked my brother and I how we were and, to his absolute horror, we responded with "yeah alright".
ModBlocker2001@reddit
Arrived in 2007.
Think the moment I felt British-ized was when I went into a flat roofer for the first time to watch football, and immediately felt that this was my kind of place.
DarkAngelAz@reddit
I have a friend from France who realised this one day when answering a call from his mom and she stopped him to say (in French) “why are you speaking French with an English accent)”
mmoonbelly@reddit
My wife’s French.
The moment she became somewhat anglicised (she’s French so she’ll always be French) for me was when she was chatting to her mum in French and used a future conditional grammar form in French that’s normal in English because of our politeness/need to show indirect possibilities whereas French just uses the definite future tense.
Very impressed mother-in-law exclaimed at the use of a rarely used spoken conjugation.
ATSOAS87@reddit
What did she say in French, and in English?
I don't get what you mean.
thisisgettingdaft@reddit
Something like using would instead of will, maybe.
Snakeplanting@reddit
Said "oh bless him" about someone I'd like to douse in Marmite and roll through a flock of seagulls.
I said it when I was trying to, indirectly, explain why he's doing my head in
ncbose@reddit
Thanked the driver when getting off a bus in India and got some weird looks.
andre_dellok@reddit
Probably the way I dress.
isthislivingreally@reddit
“They were sat” instead of “they were sitting”
geek_the_greek@reddit
When I started slapping my knees and saying "right" to indicate that I'm done socialising lol
JackStrawWitchita@reddit
Adding a dollop of Marmite to the pot while cooking a Madras curry at home.
D0wnb0at@reddit
I didn’t know that was a thing, and as a marmite hater, I don’t think it should be a thing.
JackStrawWitchita@reddit
You don't actually taste the marmite in the curry. It adds a deep rich depth of flavour. You know, the umami thing home chefs are always striving for. Seriously, try it!
D0wnb0at@reddit
I have a pot of MSG next to my salt.
himit@reddit
I also hate marmite but it is essentially natural msg so actually, I get it.
D0wnb0at@reddit
But loads of stuff has natural MSG that doesn’t taste of marmite. Just use MSG.
MzHmmz@reddit
Marmite as an ingredient, as long as you don't add huge amounts, is generally not going to taste "Marmitey" enough to offend any haters!
I use a drizzle of Marmite on my roast potatoes (it makes them extra delicious if you're not cooking them in meat fat), and have been told by several people I make the best roasties, even my daughter who hates Marmite loves them!
EasternCut8716@reddit
It is a great way of adding umami.
chickabiddybex@reddit
Excuse me what?
Did someone tell you this is a thing as a joke? Or am I missing something? 😂
Affectionate_War_279@reddit
It’s more or less a condensed stock. I has lots of salt and umami flavour so works well in food. Yeast bovril
brockford-junktion@reddit
It also goes well in cottage pie.
Upstairs_Yogurt_5208@reddit
I was waiting for the bus home from the hospital the other day. When it arrived everyone just stepped in front of me and boarded the bus. When I was sitting on the bus I noticed that all of the people that pushed in front of me were all talking in another language. Unfortunately not all foreigners have worked out the queuing thing yet.
Icy_Obligation4293@reddit
Tbf, British people are notorious for forgetting how to queue when they're abroad
IPoisonedThePizza@reddit (OP)
*yells trilingually to people just to be sure they understand at least one language
*Looks at people in disgust when they dont greet the driver both times
colei_canis@reddit
❌ having a go at people speaking other languages because you can’t understand them
✅ learning other languages diligently so you are not misunderstood when you loudly inform someone there’s a fucking queue dipshit
IPoisonedThePizza@reddit (OP)
I told my wife you need to learn how to say hello, good bye, please, thank you and fuck off in every language.
Nocturnal_Doom@reddit
Funnily enough one of the moments I realised I was more brit than before I got here was being appalled at people from this country doing precisely what you described. That and native teens refusing to acknowledge elderly people in the bus and not giving them a seat.
mamoncloud@reddit
Tbf a British person could speak more than one language. Queues don't exist whenever we board a train 🫠🫠 people cut and get in the way of people getting off the train.
IPoisonedThePizza@reddit (OP)
If they stuck to old norms, French would deffo be spoken in England
Difficult_Style207@reddit
Try school chuck out time. Mostly British, but teenage so entirely unaware of their surroundings.
Valuable-Wallaby-167@reddit
Teenagers queuing fall into two categories. Either blithely unaware of anyone outside their friend group and treating the bus queue like a rugby scrum or worried that they'll get told off if they get on before an adult and letting everyone on before them even though they were there first.
Steppy20@reddit
Or they just don't care. Most of them will grow out of it (hopefully)
Charming-Objective14@reddit
But did you shake your head while tutting?
Silver-Appointment77@reddit
Ive a local Indian takeaway near me, and the owner is actually from India. But when he came over here he started in one of the little East Durham towns. He still has the Indian accent but with haway man, Aye, are you ganning yehm etc. All of the slang. ,Its sounds so funny
yr-favorite-hedonist@reddit
When I started making beige food voluntarily and saying something is “doing my head in”
PrincessLep26@reddit
There's something about the beige food, isn't it! No fuss, simple flavours yet fulfilling and nourishing. Can't knock on it
stevebucky_1234@reddit
My Indian origin British born teen loves Fish and chips, much more than Indian curry. I'm weirdly proud as it's an appreciation of clean and defined flavours!
P2P-BSH@reddit
*British-iSd
4malwaysmakes@reddit
Also barista not server!
IPoisonedThePizza@reddit (OP)
I used server as the people I interacted with took my payment and my order and delivered my items, the person who made my drink was one I didn't interact with.
Barista implies someone who makes and serves a drink (the word is Italian) hence why I didn't use it.
4malwaysmakes@reddit
I see. Server just seems very American to me! I'd probably use cashier in that situation, personally.
brockford-junktion@reddit
Mate server is fine.
UpsetIllustrator7@reddit
Server is gratingly American to my ear. I accept language changes but I won’t be walking on any sidewalks.
4malwaysmakes@reddit
I agree! Not sure why I got downvoted for recommending against server since this was a thread advocating British spelling on a post about being British.
AlunWH@reddit
*British-ised
_Planemad_@reddit
*Anglicised
Fluffy_Juggernaut_@reddit
Britain and England are not the same thing
Valuable-Wallaby-167@reddit
Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland would like a word
stevebucky_1234@reddit
Puzzleheaded-Use-64@reddit
I moved here and now call the people I look after "luv"
My sister (who was born in England but moved to Germany a few years ago) however, now makes plans to meet up at "sixteen hundred hours"
Alarmed_Book_752@reddit
Can confirm from a German/Ukrainian family we still make plans the same like that.
I find it so much easier especially when texting to use 1600 or something like that or even sixteen hundred in person. It’s somewhat confusing to make plans with Brits - feels so all over the place 😅
_Planemad_@reddit
Just an fyi the term is Anglicised not ‘British-ized’.
MyBeardSaysHi@reddit
And even at a push it would be "British-ised".
_Planemad_@reddit
There is no such word as Britishcised, that was my point.
MyBeardSaysHi@reddit
I'm aware of that. I was de-Americanising the word.
_Planemad_@reddit
I’m glad you’re aware, it appears most of Reddit are not :/
Serdtsag@reddit
Anglicised gives me more connotations of absorbing Welsh, Irish and Scottish Gaelic (Cornish, Manx) into English and Scots than a UK British culture.
FixMiserable520@reddit
Devil’s advocate question here - would that just count for England, if Anglicised?
Would Scotland be Albacised?
Welsh - Cymrufied?
Northern Ireland - …..NornIronified? 😆 (Kneecap will come and tell me off)
darthabraham@reddit
A dude rudely pushed past me on the tube and I heard a very indignant “mate!” involuntarily come out of my very own mouth.
Esausta@reddit
Fellow Italian living in the UK (10 years for me). I think the most British thing I do now is, I'm able to decipher my colleagues' ways of saying "that's not a good idea" without saying so, and do the same myself. In Italy, if you work with someone and their suggestion is a bad idea we just say "no, this doesn't work". Here, there's a whole tiptoeing around it. I think I've now mastered it and I'm quite proud of myself.
That, and weather small talk.
lavayuki@reddit
I started to drink tea.
This would be unthinkable before, I was very much a short black strong espresso kind of person, any thing like milk tea or lattes were seen as fluffy to me.
But now, I actually enjoy a cup of tea. I think maybe British tea in particular, tastes really nice compared to black teas in other countries. I find that even the affordable brands at Tesco taste great, you don’t have to go to Fortnum and Mason for good tea.
Another is use of British slang and dark humour. My accent also started to change to me slightly more British albeit not fully because I have a tendency to pick up words and the way people speak from those around me, which I didn’t notice. It was only pointed out to be when I spoke to my dad who I rarely speak to.
Initial-Ad7929@reddit
all people think brits are overly polite. No, you're just italian and rude lmao
IPoisonedThePizza@reddit (OP)
Cant fight with that.
Used to shout "What?" whenever I was called or whenever I didn't understand what was said to me.
My managers of my first job in the UK hated it and told me off about.
Still did it time to time to wind up my Polish manager lol
Initial-Ad7929@reddit
lmao - respect. My favorite when people are rude is being so overly polite its sarcastic as fuck but they cant do anything about it! Best of luck.
iguessimbritishnow@reddit
Every time I go back to my country, it stands out that I'm saying thanks and please too much. I'm used to too much personal space. Also queueing properly was always my inclination and I'm getting twice as angry as before when I see people ignoring the queue.
I also expect some respect (at least pretend) and due process at work but lol that ain't happening if I go back.
dreamsonashelf@reddit
I'm re-learning not to expect queuing properly or stepping aside to let people out of the train to be the norm outside of the UK and genuinely find it mentally exhausting.
Also, I always go the long way in other languages and say "Can I have a xxxx please?" when I order something, rather than the more common local forms like "I'll have a xxxx please" or even shorter than that. I remember taking a relative to a coffee shop in the UK and being mortified when she just said "cappuccino please", which is absolutely normal where she's from but sounded so rude to my "Britified" ears.
IPoisonedThePizza@reddit (OP)
Same.
Shoppers look at me like a fucking psychopath
kimba-the-tabby-lion@reddit
When I called it a duvet.
When I got sunburnt.
HidingSunflower@reddit
The moment I had a cream tea… second one, the moment I began offering people a cup of tea when they were sad 💀 as a French I still offered to break stuff, punch, stuff and scream and rant for hours or to incite a revolution, help with complaint process and a hug too but the British just seem to preferred a passive cup of tea… sadly my passionate French response seems a bit overwhelming for the brits.
Fredloks8@reddit
As an American, you're British to me when you start saying queue.
Thatchers-Gold@reddit
Not me but my sister’s Parisian partner. At the start he was very .. French, like challenging my nan with “no, you are wrong” repeatedly at sunday lunch (hilarious)
Now he is one with the pub garden, wide generous smiles and an accented “y’alright mate?” for everyone. Brings a tear to the eye
firthy@reddit
When I stoped substituting Z for S
kvothe9595@reddit
And yet you're spelling with American bastardised English, swap those Zs for Ss
IPoisonedThePizza@reddit (OP)
"I am only human after all"
oolbar@reddit
It's not happening yet, but I will eventually learn not to react as 'yes, you good?' to 'aight'.
MarFrance2019@reddit
Lived in North Wales for 10 years. When I responded to a story about an ekderly relative being unwell with "awww bless" I knew I was becoming part of the community, at least on a lingual level
DrAtomMagnumMDPh@reddit
When i started to like salt and vinegar crisps.
Ok-Mountain-5195@reddit
When I started asking people if they're all right.
Familiar-Tune-4U@reddit
Spider man's memoir
Ok-Mountain-5195@reddit
Yep. Besides being a good actor - he also wrote a good book called Dominion: The Making of the Western World. A man of many talents.
NCHLT@reddit
You become "british-ized" fully once you start spelling it as "British-ised"
IPoisonedThePizza@reddit (OP)
I know, it's confusing for me.
My native language has one alternative version only (Italian from Switzerland) but spelling are the same so I can't get used to Americanisms vs Proper English
Gregkot@reddit
You mean "-ised"
IPoisonedThePizza@reddit (OP)
I am still learning.
In Italy we are exposed to American mostly so I am working hard here!
Gregkot@reddit
You're doing a good job! I see fellow Brits making the Z (zed) mistake too. Its not just you :)
Funguswoman@reddit
Sometimes it's that predictive text /spell checker automatically changes it to the z spelling (no matter how many times you check it's set to British English 🙄), and can you be bothered to correct it each time? I do, but I understand people who can't be arsed.
Serdtsag@reddit
Recently learned in another British subreddit post that there's the 'Oxford' spelling that does use -ized, whilst retaining -ysed, as part of where the word's etymology comes from in Greek.
But I'll be damned with that, it's not the British spelling and it's still yank nonsense. -iseds all the way!
Tuandia@reddit
I've been in the UK for more than twenty years and still struggle with it! On behalf of America, I'm very sorry for our silly spelling.
NoShip2804@reddit
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/81wuCp3hlBQ
South Korean Spurs player Son Heung Min learns the proper greeting and it's not 'hello'
IPoisonedThePizza@reddit (OP)
Lol
shortcake062308@reddit
When I rushed to the top of the stairs only to just miss the train and said, "Bugger."
MissPiki@reddit
When I started adding milk to my tea..
Saxaphool@reddit
When I started greeting people with "you alright?" and longer had the impulse to tell people how I was doing when they said it to me.
monkfish-online@reddit
My wife is from Taiwan, she regularly uses the expression “oh, my giddy aunt!”
wallybantersjunkbox@reddit
I'd lived in Kent for about three years and when I was visiting my parents I realised by the shocked look on the cashiers face that I'd said 'Hiya you alright?'
IApplyTheFlowCannon@reddit
When the Douglas Adams train station biscuit story starts sounding plausible.
Affectionate_War_279@reddit
I love that one. Lifting the newspaper at the end… chefs kiss.
PenelopeJenelope@reddit
the absurd bureaucracy of the Vogons also makes a lot more sense now that I live in the UK.
scariestJ@reddit
I had a former collegue of mine who came from Thailand at 14 and who lives in Birmingham - a Thai-Brummie accent is one to behold!
Serdtsag@reddit
Pre-requisite is definitely that they say British-ised 😛
thewillowsdad@reddit
When I started talking about the weather
daintyladyfingers@reddit
Responded to a coworker's dubious tale with "did ye, aye?"
RoutineSpiritual8917@reddit
my mum puts it as when she was in a Spanish Lidl and they didn’t understand what she was saying so she did the classic Brit abroad thing: speak louder and slower
IPoisonedThePizza@reddit (OP)
My wife is Portuguese, my in laws and my parents don't speak each other language nor another language.
We organised a dinner for them to meet on the year I got married.
They were doing that but with a bottle of red in between.
They love each other although they dont understand a word loool
KeyJunket1175@reddit
The moment you realize everything has gone to shit, but you do nothing about it other than moan online is the moment you become British. The moment you become oblivious to the state of things and start comparing NHS to the American system to convince yourself how good you have it (even though you are in Europe, so that should be your benchmark...) is the moment your transition is complete and receive your passport.
cheesycrumpets1@reddit
Swearing
RaymondBumcheese@reddit
A friend originally from Portugal said she knew she had lived here too long when her internal monologue started swearing in English.
hb16@reddit
Not really a moment of realisation but I have moments when it's obvious it's happened. Like I've had conversations where people were talking to me about people with different cultures and how "we" are different to them (not in a bad way, it was just to improve our comms and reduce misunderstandings). Most strangers/acquaintances I interact with also think I'm British. They are generally surprised when they learn I am not. Even my partner forgets I'm not British, that I wasn't raised here and I won't get all his childhood references 😂 I fume when people don't queue properly/being rude but ofc I don't say anything, I'll just seethe quietly, or at most, mutter under my breath while giving death stares 😂
Unusual_Sherbert2671@reddit
Started blaming things on immigrants
east112@reddit
When I bought the Tesco meal deal for lunch.
theModge@reddit
The other way round, I'm just happy when I manage to have a full conversation in Italian. I'm still very much learning that!
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