This birthday card has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men

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Brandt will fill you in on the details.

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This is not from the movie

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Director's cut

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Can we just rent it from you?

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Sir, this is a mortuary, not a rental house.

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I'm old, so that's what you call me.

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4th draft.

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Goodnight sweet prince.

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Not a literal connection….

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Is this a—what day is this?

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Giving this to the old man on his birthday this year. Hopefully he lets me take any rug in the house when I leave.

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Mauds! Mauds!

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The mods are going to be very undude about this.