We Maudes got to thinkin', and we've decided to save ourselves the hassle and just put a moratorium on the "things that look like a vagina" posts. So from here and on down the trail, all vagina posts will be removed. Take her easy dude's.

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cpr4life8@reddit

Guess it's true that some men are uncomfortable....

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Fickle_Map_7271@reddit

Your thinking of this sub has become very uptight.

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This is why I barely go on here. I always get censored/muted by nerds and fascists who run the site don’t let us have what they promised…. Eh. Whatever…. Guess I can’t care too much cause I didn’t make the site. But I can say with 100% certainty that their rules & mods especially are BS

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old_library69@reddit

Disturbing

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calfats@reddit

I’ll have you know the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!

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Thigmotropism2@reddit

This rule is strongly vaginal.

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-Brother-Seamus-@reddit

This is not a first amendment thing!

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calfats@reddit

I’m finishing my coffee.

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Burquetap@reddit

What in God’s name are you blathering about???

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KeithWorks@reddit

Sir, this is a family restaurant

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Chapaquidich@reddit

I’m stayin’

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RedPhule@reddit

Calmer than you are

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MHashshashin@reddit

Enjoying my coffee…

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hisdudenessindenver@reddit

This affects all of us, man!

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mandiblesofdoom@reddit

our basic freedoms!

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Makeshift5@reddit

This affects all of us man!

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StrangestOfPlaces44@reddit

I am the walrus

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Chapaquidich@reddit

A zesty enterprise

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jammieswithbuttflaps@reddit

WELL THEY CAN FUCKIN UNPOST IT!!

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2wheelsThx@reddit

They can fucking unREpost it, too.

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Bigspotdaddy@reddit

Our basic freedoms!

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8888-8844@reddit

This post is profoundly vaginal.

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Agile_District_8794@reddit

Does it make you uncomfortable?

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GladClassic4764@reddit

I guess the female form freaks em out, dude.

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microcosmic5447@reddit

Some mods are even uncomfortable with the word

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dorkyhippy1381@reddit

They wouldn't even bat an eye at imagines that look like a dick, or a rod, or a johnson.

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thedukeofno@reddit

Johnson?

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PrinceRainbow@reddit

Let’s not forget, dude that posting body parts, vaginas, for, uh, karma, you know, within the sub, that ain’t legal either.

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schriepes@reddit

What're you, a fucking moderator now?

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MinusGovernment@reddit

Mauderator

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Wee-BeyandPartlowLLC@reddit

It’s the preferred nomenclature

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Scuba_Steve_500@reddit

Well, we just don’t know, dude

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sarevok2@reddit

they are cracking.

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stuffbehindthepool@reddit

I would like my undies back

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TheNinJay@reddit

Even the word makes some men uncomfortable.

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minnosota@reddit

Fuckin fascist

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dude_chillin_park@reddit

I'm just helping her conceive, man!

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TheNinJay@reddit

Your special lady friend?

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CdnfaS@reddit

Real reactionary

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schlamster@reddit

We are talking about unchecked aggression here

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Shadowflashpatches2@reddit

This aggression will not stand

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New-Lingonberry8029@reddit

Here’s the thing … Jeffrey could not have been very good in bed. No ambition , repeats what others say ( doesn’t think for himself ) , freeloader.

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MrViceGuy69@reddit

Fuckin amateurs

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Roland_Child@reddit

Oh no!

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Key_Country3756@reddit

Oh, yes.

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BOSTONROUNDER@reddit

So I can’t talk about the beaver picture now?! Fascist !!

PS. Please don’t cut of my Chonson.

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KumquatHaderach@reddit

Are these moderators the Nazis, Walter?

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accribus@reddit

Shit the fuck up u/KumquatHaderach

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KumquatHaderach@reddit

I am the Walrus.

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Wildcat_Dunks@reddit

The mods are nihilists.

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DatSauceTho@reddit

No, Donnie, these Maudes are not strongly vaginal.

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DudelyMcDuderson@reddit

The beaver pictures?

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Appropriate_Past_893@reddit

Beav- you mean vagina?!?

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Flimsy_Maize6694@reddit

You mean coitus?

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accribus@reddit

Alright…

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Ok_Perception_2707@reddit

I mean, you know the guy?

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Hefty_Win_8811@reddit

I might've introduced them for all I know.

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ciocras@reddit

Look, I don’t wanna be a hard on about this…

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Turk18274@reddit

There’s just one thing…do you have to use so many vagina posts?

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yrar3@reddit

These men is the police!

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anditcounts@reddit

They didn’t mean to imply that, exactly

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NotYerBoyBlue@reddit

We're hoping that won't be necessary.

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habman@reddit

Johnson?

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CarberHotdogVac@reddit

gif

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TheKeeperOfThe90s@reddit

I guess the female form makes them uncomfortable.

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OriginalSmooth5741@reddit

gif

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dominnate@reddit

His girlfriend cut off her (camel) toe! ITS NOT FAIR

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BodhisattvaJones@reddit

*,dudes.

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soccerlegs2002@reddit

Fuckin’ Maudes. It never ends.

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gunslingerJ0E@reddit

Real reactionary… the female form makes them uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski.

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Theloftydog@reddit

gif

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Ornery-Scholar9973@reddit

You guys are kinda being real hard-ons about these vagina posts…

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FriendofMaudie@reddit

Across this, YOU DO NOT!

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memoryisntram@reddit

Put the post away man, they’re callin’ the mods.

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beardedsilverfox@reddit

My fave comment. We are all very fond of it.

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icybowler3442@reddit

If true, of course, it contravenes a number of the sub’s bylaws

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Dweebil@reddit

What are you - a fuckin park ranger?

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FritoPendejo1@reddit

The Walter in me wants to protest this, but it’s definitely run its course.

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Spaceman_Spliff_42@reddit

Are these the fascists Walter?

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dandle@reddit

No, Donny, these are run-of-the-mill Reddit mods.

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dandle@reddit

Fuck it.

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666chainsmoker666@reddit

sorry Smokey those beaver posts are over the line that’s a foul

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901Soccer@reddit

Wheras, without batting an eye, a man with make posts with his dick or his rod or his Johnson

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Several_Bumblebee153@reddit

johnson?

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IgnatiusJacquesR@reddit

Don’t be fatuous, u/Several_Bumblebee153

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DatSauceTho@reddit

What do you need that for, Dude?

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HoboOperative@reddit

99% of the vagina posts were bush-league, low-effort, and reposted to hell and, unlike Donny, I'm glad to see them go. Stay the fuck out of Malibu, vaginas.

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mxpx77@reddit

Vaginas draw a lot of water in this town. You don’t draw shit, HoboOperative.

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HoboOperative@reddit

Your revolution is over, mxpx77. Condolences. The vagina's lost!

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Wildcat_Dunks@reddit

Vaginas . . . Bush. lol.

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CriscoCamping@reddit

You can imagine where goes from here

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betabry@reddit

Maude’s fix the cable?

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kinkyslc1@reddit

Don’t be fatuous, u/betabry

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New_Mechanic9477@reddit

Marmot posts are next

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herberstank@reddit

.... that ain't legal either

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TrappistBanana@reddit

What are you a fucking reddit mod now?

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SweetExpletives@reddit

Obviously, the maudes are not bowlers...

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Ironbuttroadwarrior@reddit

A vagina post is a stiffy.

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DummBee1805@reddit

Oh, that must be exhausting.

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pumpkinbot@reddit

Honestly, if a post gets to the point where it's flooding the sub, yeah, it's time to stop with that post.

But that's just, like, my opinion, man.

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cursist@reddit

Fuck it

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melodeath31@reddit

What is this BULLshit! it don' matter to Jesus!

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SmoovyJ@reddit

Just added a new rule and report dropdown, so you and Gilbert can submit this to the league

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EffingBarbas@reddit

Bothers some Maudes and makes them uncomfortable.

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OstentatiousSock@reddit

Vagina.

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MinusGovernment@reddit

That's some bush league psyche out shit

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jefraldo@reddit

Over the fucking line

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Hagfist@reddit

This made Duder laugh.

It's simple, sure it pisses people off, but think of it, they can just fugettaboutit. Fuckin a, man

That's a lazy approach but it works. I mean, I hate it, I really hate the suppression of free speech, which, as we all know has been roundly rejected by the Supreme Court, but ultimately...

It's the ultimate "ah fuck it" Gotta give the Maudes a point for simplifying their lives and chilling out.

Even though it's a lazy solution, one of the laziest in Los Angeles, which puts it in the running for laziest..Worldwide.

Fuck it, let's go get some burgers, y'all

😎🎳♥️

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TheEschatonSucks@reddit

Fucken stupid call, they’re gonna over mod this poor sub

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Hagfist@reddit

That poor SLUT sub

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tophlove31415@reddit

I support this. Most of it is people farming stuff that's already been posted.

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Touch-the-Sky-2274@reddit

That’s a bummer, man.

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chunkylover___53@reddit

This affects all of us man. Our basic freedoms!

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AlbertBBFreddieKing@reddit

😆

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MetalUrgency@reddit

This is what happens Larry

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v_allen75@reddit

Does the female form make you uncomfortable?

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Fucyinstone@reddit

Some women will say pussy or squack or bearded clam

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malwolficus@reddit

This aggression will not stand, man.

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TheEschatonSucks@reddit

Fucken Lame

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Cyberdriverxxx@reddit

Everything's always a travesty with you!

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facemugg@reddit

Bulk of the series

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farter-kit@reddit

Fuckin’ fascist!

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DreadoftheDead@reddit

We’re lucky they left the tape deck, though, and the Creedence.

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Eric848448@reddit

Can you also remove the idiots who insist on telling scammers they have an active phone number?

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Worried_Local_9620@reddit

Your phone's ringin', Dude

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Eric848448@reddit

Thank you, Donnie.

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Sea_Bowl_9705@reddit

Mod is a real reactionary ☕️🤕

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mat_srutabes@reddit

Fucking fascist!

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gtaguy75@reddit

mods suck. they ruined this thread for me after years. they pulled three of my cross over posts and none were V related. now this. bye guys. it was fun, for years

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Ironcondorzoo@reddit

Fuck the tournament?

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a-big-texas-howdy@reddit

The story is ludicrous really.

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yachster@reddit

I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet could tell us to stop making beaver posts!

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ebro8888@reddit

The Maudes treat objects like women, man.

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saskwatzch@reddit

without batting an eye the maudes will let redditors refer to their dicks, or their rods, or their johnsons

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schriepes@reddit

Johnsons?

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murphanduncas@reddit

What do you need that for Dude?

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TopspinLob@reddit

Being very undude

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OTT_4TT@reddit

I don't know if I agree with this new rule. After all, vaginas carry a lot of water in this town. Every guy likes a nice vagina. Think about it. We spend the first 9 months of our lives trying to get out of one, and then the entire rest of our lives trying to get back into one!

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schriepes@reddit

I'm sorry I wasn't listening.

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Ziggyork@reddit

This some sort of eastern thing?

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schriepes@reddit

Far from it.

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Worried_Local_9620@reddit

*yeastern

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DatSauceTho@reddit

gif

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HamsterTowel@reddit

Calmer than you are.

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CdnfaS@reddit

Thank fucking god.

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CliffGif@reddit

OP is commended for being strongly anti-vaginal

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Largvt@reddit

They finally did it, they killed my fucking vagina.

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hornwalker@reddit

gif

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_Red_7_@reddit

Does the female form make you uncomfortable?

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No_Arachnid_1772@reddit

Thats a bummer man

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zackalachia@reddit

Is that what that's a picture of?

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ThePythiaofApollo@reddit

Were you even listening to the Dude’s story?

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Autodidactic_I_is@reddit

First it’s vaginas next it will be marmots

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2wheelsThx@reddit

The marmot posts are not the issue here, Dude. We're talking about drawing a line in the sand. Across this line...you DO NOT...also, Dude, marmot is not the preferred nomenclature. Amphibious rodent, please.

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2wheelsThx@reddit

Thank you, Maudies.

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GravsReignbow@reddit

story’s ludicrous.

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exileonmainst@reddit

you, you… human paraquats!

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thebiglebowskiisfine@reddit

You must be here to fix the cable.

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No-Ant7281@reddit

Don’t be fatuous Jeffrey

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Doomscroller3000@reddit

r/apostrophegore

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analogkid01@reddit

I want...William Strunk, man...or E.B. White...

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dandle@reddit

No posts about the mods?

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mxpx77@reddit

Oh no…

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Bensfone@reddit

You mean coitus?

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dmills13f@reddit

Are you employed sirs?!?

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Bombay1234567890@reddit

Vagina?

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Karn_Evil_Noin@reddit

This aggression will not stand!

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pretzelllogician@reddit

Far fucking out man

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botejohn@reddit

Undude

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BravesFan-In-OK@reddit

This aggression will not stand man

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brendanl79@reddit

this is some bullshit

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SirLawnsALot@reddit

The vagina posts aren't the issue here. It's about drawing a line in the sand...

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irate_alien@reddit

Also, Dude, the preferred nomenclature is beaver, please.

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AshingKushner@reddit

Walter, this isn’t a castor canadensis who built the dams, here…

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Laxku@reddit

Don't be fatuous Jeffrey.

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irate_alien@reddit

No, really, that other word makes me uncomfortable

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AdultishRaktajino@reddit

Listen SirLawnsALot, I’m sorry your stepmother drew a line in the sand with her vagina, but I don’t see what this has to do with, uh.. do you have any Kahlua?

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Bag-Lady_Bills@reddit

🤣🤣 jesus

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DatSauceTho@reddit

You said it, man!

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Makeshift5@reddit

Ever thus to Vaginas, u/ralph—hinkley

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Particular-Word1809@reddit

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.

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Deacon75@reddit

Vagina?

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assistant_redditor@reddit

I'm sorry I wasn't listening

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nayrbgo@reddit

that’s a bummer, man

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wholesomechunk@reddit

Johnson?

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Own-Contribution-478@reddit

You mean coitus?

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ddonky@reddit

Mind if I do a shower?

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ShotCombination5720@reddit

Sounds like the smut industry isn't going well, Jackie.

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useless_modern_god@reddit

Listen, Maude, I’m gonna have to tender my resignation or whatever..

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Tuco--11@reddit

Are you employed, sir?

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DatSauceTho@reddit

New shit has come to light, man!

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xxxKnightOwlxxx@reddit

How about posts of things that look like a dick, a rod, or a johnson? ...Or an Irish monk?

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Chickenman70806@reddit

Learn to punctuate

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LLKroniq@reddit

Our fuckin' troubles are over!!

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mrbeck1@reddit

He’s crackin.

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PricklePete@reddit

Please... don't touch that.

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Swimming_Height_4684@reddit

Has it ever occurred to you, that uh, instead of uh, you know running around, uh uh, blaming me, given the nature of all this new shit, you know it, it it, this could be a uh, a lot more uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean it's not just, it might not be, just such a simple, uh--you know?

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