[-] Unhappy-Tale8216@reddit That's Alan! Alan... Alan... Alan!!! [-] HamsterTowel@reddit What are you? A fucking park ranger now?
[-] GuitarSingle4416@reddit My friend Carl called it a " golfer ". [-] HamsterTowel@reddit Obviously Carl's not a golfer. [-] NotYerBoyBlue@reddit Get rid of the golfers? Mmmm, okay.
Ready-Guava6502@reddit
It’s not one of the fucking Eagles man
dunnkw@reddit
This is ah….what day is this?
VanSage@reddit
Ahh nice marmot
Newphoneforgotpwords@reddit
A fellow shamus!
LongStable6837@reddit
I don’t know, but I’m sure it’s nice.
irate_alien@reddit
Dude, the preferred nomenclature is Marmota marmota, please
dufflebag7@reddit
This ain’t the beaver picture I was expecting.
torontopeter@reddit
Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot!
tenacious-toad@reddit
Amphibious rodent
onlylurksnever@reddit
..within a domestic.. ..that ain’t legal either
Unhappy-Tale8216@reddit
That's Alan! Alan... Alan... Alan!!!
HamsterTowel@reddit
What are you? A fucking park ranger now?
GuitarSingle4416@reddit
My friend Carl called it a " golfer ".
HamsterTowel@reddit
Obviously Carl's not a golfer.
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
Get rid of the golfers? Mmmm, okay.
HamsterTowel@reddit
Cynthia's Pomeranian. Can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture.