This morning I took the dog on a route where there ain’t any bins, proper in the countryside with a few houses here and there.

Anyway, we were approaching a house down this little lane and my dog decided to lay a few dog eggs, I picked them up in my green food recycling bag and deposited them in the bin outside this house.

I carried on and a few seconds later I heard a posh voice shout “oh excuse me”, I turned round and this posh bloke was saying about me putting stuff in his bin, I said “my dog had a dump mate, I’m being good by bagging and disposing of it”, he was getting red faced and I walked off and shouted “don’t worry about it mate, just put your rubbish on top”

I wouldn’t care less if someone put their dog shite in my bin, I mean it’s a bloody bin ffs it’s for stuff like that.