ULPT request: quick ~50 ish in a week, week and a half ish

Posted by Burnerihardly_knower@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 34 comments

Aspiring burner account, college student, and/or urban legend here. Going to be a full time student pretty soon, and I've come to the conclusion that wealth is a stupid concept. Pretty much every cent from my summer job is going into college, whereas I could probably fudge a little bit of the graduation money I got from friends and family that wasn't in the form of a check. Otherwise, I need femboy money. Getting a prepaid card and having a place to hide stuff from my wack ass parents are a concern for later me. I need some way to (even inconsistently) make a quick 50 bucks every week, week and a half, hell even two weeks ish. I'll do pretty much anything short of drug dealing and stealing catalytic converters. If I have to wake up at 3 AM to scalp pokemon cards then so be it.

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Skeggy-@reddit

You’re in college. So you’re likely 18+. Open your own bank account which is usually free for students lol.

$50 is simple. The 3 P’s. Panhandle, plasma, or pblowjobs.

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Burnerihardly_knower@reddit (OP)

I’ve seen some things about student bank accounts. Might do it if I can shore up an existing burner or make a new secure one.

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Skeggy-@reddit

You’re making it way more complicated lol. Just open a bank account.

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earth_west_420@reddit

College means college town means hungry college kids and probably at least a percentage of them come from money.

Get a bicycle if you don't have a car and do Doordash.

The real pro tip is to just use college to have this fun that you're hunting. Find a hot daddy to take care of you princess. And/or a string of hot-enough fuckbois to go crazy with.

That kind of shit is exactly what college is for.

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Burnerihardly_knower@reddit (OP)

I’ve known more than a few ex collectors, would probably be a cinch for me if I was more confident and or hit up bars or social areas. Bi disaster that I am, and blessed location I’m in (going to a small but prestigious college right next to a massive state party school) I probably have no shortage of ideal guys or gals I could pull by being incredibly pathetic.

I’m expected to make six figures in a respectable high effort field or be a failure, but 4 AM and monster energy will probably pave the way for going crazy. I didn’t need the sleep anyways

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redthump@reddit

Blackmail. It should take you roughly 2.7 seconds to get some adequate pictures, video, and private information to commit a little blackmail. Or a lot of blackmail. Don't limit yourself so young.

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AddictedToColour@reddit

Donate ya plasma. You get paid for it

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LonisEdison@reddit

This. I get a quick 110 a week for 2 hours of doom scrolling.

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Burnerihardly_knower@reddit (OP)

Forgot that was an option. Don’t think I’m unqualified, but never count me out 💯

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Nervous_Oil_65@reddit

This is an easy way to get money. I do it as often as I can.

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blacc01@reddit

i wish we could do that in italy

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kstate-miamidolphin@reddit

50 bucks is easy to come by just donate plasma but if you wanna reach greater heights go to a pawn shop and get a sky nine. It’s a worthy investment and would only cost you 150ish our the door. Now here’s the second part of the hack, go to any bank that you or anyone you know doesn’t affiliate themselves with. Go up to the teller and ask to make a withdrawal and when she asks for your card show her the sky nine you just purchased. She’ll calmly give you a couple of grand and that’s when you leave and never go back to that bank. #EndlessMoneyHack

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C-hrlyn@reddit

Had to learn what the heck a sky nine was. This is truly an ULPT

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Cuneus-Maximus@reddit

Find a glory hole at your local truck stop...

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Burnerihardly_knower@reddit (OP)

Got a discount version of Buc-ee’s not terribly far away, but that would necessitate giving that high society head. It’s above and beyond the regular sketchy, middle class head appropriate truck stops

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shakeyshake1@reddit

So you want money that your parents won’t see in your account? But you still want them to see your paycheck going into your account. There is a very easy and legal solution for this.

Open a bank account at a second bank.

Have your employer direct deposit the first $50 of your check into the new second account. The rest of it goes into your original checking account.

So if you make $392.30 in a week, you’ll still have $342.30 going into the monitored checking account. If you have a job where your hours vary each week, no one would even notice.

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Burnerihardly_knower@reddit (OP)

They know the pay rate, and they know the hours, and they check the exact deposits at their convenience. Unfortunately what I do is pretty regular as far as weekly hours go, AND they’re pretty competent in basic math. Although, having a second account would probably be good practice anyways

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Fickle_Freckler@reddit

Seconding donating plasma!

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Annual-Camera-872@reddit

It’s not unethical but sell books on Amazon

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Burnerihardly_knower@reddit (OP)

Gotta have books to sell books.

Although… my middle aged mother DOES have a copious amount of world war 2 historical fiction and james patterson novels that always get shelved after a read…

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Senzualdip@reddit

Go suck some dick. It’s unethical, might even be illegal where you live. But hey quick way to make $50 I bet.

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BlackRod1522@reddit

And to make a few new microbe friends…

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Ghrrum@reddit

Study help, offer to clean people's dorm rooms, hosting gambling or other events, writing papers for specific classes, selling clean urine, get good at a charasmatic instrument and take up busking....

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Burnerihardly_knower@reddit (OP)

Selling clean urine when there’s a party college 10x the size only 5 minutes away… now there’s an idea

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Iskippedkinder@reddit

There are all kinds of apps that pay $$ just for playing games. I use Benjamin, mistPlay and some random laundry app. The key is to play 1 game at a time as much as u can. On Benjamin, u can earn 100s if you are consistent and meet the goals quickly. Most of the games overlap, so only download 1 of the apps, play as much as u can, delete your games when u finish the goals or time limit so you can download them again on another app. Do not download all the apps at the se time or u wont be able to re-download on the next earning app.

I also trade cryptos and put money in high yield accounts. Even if it is just 10 bucks at a time, it eventually adds up.

If you are 18/21 and in a legal state, there are casino apps that give you free spins if you sign up. Sometimes it costs $10, but ive never not gotten all of my money back. I loaded 10 on fanduel and made over 180 on just free spins. Once you finish 1 app, cash out your winnings and go to another one.

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WillyWanka-69@reddit

Suck 5 schlongs ten bucks a pop

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Burnerihardly_knower@reddit (OP)

I can’t catch the reputation as the weinermaster first thing in college!

well, I can, but I am a coward. Weiner will always be profitable need I turn to it

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talltookz@reddit

Better yet 10 schlongs at 5 bucks a pop

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blacc01@reddit

or 25 at 2 bucks a pop so you nail the technique and charge higher down the road

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The_Bandit_King_@reddit

Invest in dividends

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tree_squid@reddit

Dividends aren't a thing you invest in, they're what you receive from the things you invested in. Invest in stocks that pay dividends of $50 per week? Gee golly, that'll only take a measly $75,000 or so if il they're anything like my dividend-paying stocks.

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