ULPT Request: Dealership is f-ing me over, help me get justice

Posted by vonilla_bean@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 12 comments

This should be the most straightforward process, but the dealership I bought a new car from a few years ago cannot get it's shit together for the 10 minutes it would take to send over my car's sales contract.

I've had 3 fuckholes tell me they will take care of it. Expedite it even, and every time I call the goddamn dealership I get a new fucktard to deal with who will "call me back same day"

I need this contract yesterday, I'm already out of state across the country and without it I can't register my car.

How to let this dealership take heat for their blatant disregard for being decent humans? I want to be as petty as it gets. Thanks in advance.