ULPT my neighbor starts his loud straight-pipe Harley at 4 in the morning and lets it warm up for 10 or 15 minutes before hauling ass off to work.

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Like the title says, this is the kid of the homeowner, but the homeowner is equally a dumbass. Parks their several cars all over the neighborhood for weeks at a time, just overall inconsiderate pricks. Parks the pontoon boat on the street for days at a time which takes up a huge chunk of the road and makes it a huge bottleneck (one way). Meat heads. Bright ass floodights that shine in everyone's windows all night long- the motion sensor is set to most sensitive so any little leaf or branch sets it off. Lately the kid has a job where he starts his Harley, that he parks on the front porch, at 4 in the morning and Lets it warm up for quite some time and then tears out of the neighborhood. This is suburbia, houses stacked on top of each other, people trying to sleep as they have to go to work as well; or school.

It's kind of cold, but sometimes I hope for a lane-splitting accident one of these days...

Soooo, where do I put the piss disk (joking, of course)?