Anon gives his first kiss

Posted by carlosthadeu972@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 13 comments

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wowSoFresh@reddit

Fake: anon can’t afford a hooker with food stamps

Gay: anon gets topped by a giggolo

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Laziness2945@reddit

Real and sad.

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TimeGlitches@reddit

Good hookers always convince their clients that they're actually great in bed and they want to see them again.

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SpaceBug176@reddit

And suddenly this story isn't as wholesome anymore.

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Buzz______Killington@reddit

There are no wholesome stories which involve a hooker. It is either "... and this is how I lost all my money and got herpes" or "... you will find her body parts somewhere in this area, officer".

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SpaceBug176@reddit

I usually just eat em.

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FuuuuuManChu@reddit

Only those who don't hurt them and it also only lasted like 2 min so it's good money.

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Meowza_V2@reddit

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MasterMemeDealer69@reddit

Wholesome????

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hardwood1979@reddit

More anons would be happy if they just banged a hooker every now and again.

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succmibawls69@reddit

Anon checks his bank balance, credit limit, and orders her 2 more times

He can’t afford much, he works at McDonald’s

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Own_Worker7831@reddit

fake: a woman kissed anon gay: anon just varnished his lips with the cum of 200 men

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