Anon gives his first kiss

Posted by carlosthadeu972@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 15 comments

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It's not just Hollywood bullshit. Some hookers really don't kiss. Kissing a hooker is pretty gay though. There've been dicks in that mouth and now you kissed it and so you're practically sucking dick.

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samamp@reddit

Hello herpes

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wowSoFresh@reddit

Fake: anon can’t afford a hooker with food stamps

Gay: anon gets topped by a giggolo

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Laziness2945@reddit

Real and sad.

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TimeGlitches@reddit

Good hookers always convince their clients that they're actually great in bed and they want to see them again.

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SpaceBug176@reddit

And suddenly this story isn't as wholesome anymore.

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Buzz______Killington@reddit

There are no wholesome stories which involve a hooker. It is either "... and this is how I lost all my money and got herpes" or "... you will find her body parts somewhere in this area, officer".

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