It's not just Hollywood bullshit. Some hookers really don't kiss. Kissing a hooker is pretty gay though. There've been dicks in that mouth and now you kissed it and so you're practically sucking dick.
There are no wholesome stories which involve a hooker. It is either "... and this is how I lost all my money and got herpes" or "... you will find her body parts somewhere in this area, officer".
Winter_Low4661@reddit
It's not just Hollywood bullshit. Some hookers really don't kiss. Kissing a hooker is pretty gay though. There've been dicks in that mouth and now you kissed it and so you're practically sucking dick.
samamp@reddit
Hello herpes
wowSoFresh@reddit
Fake: anon can’t afford a hooker with food stamps
Gay: anon gets topped by a giggolo
Laziness2945@reddit
Real and sad.
TimeGlitches@reddit
Good hookers always convince their clients that they're actually great in bed and they want to see them again.
SpaceBug176@reddit
And suddenly this story isn't as wholesome anymore.
Buzz______Killington@reddit
There are no wholesome stories which involve a hooker. It is either "... and this is how I lost all my money and got herpes" or "... you will find her body parts somewhere in this area, officer".
SpaceBug176@reddit
I usually just eat em.
FuuuuuManChu@reddit
Only those who don't hurt them and it also only lasted like 2 min so it's good money.
Meowza_V2@reddit
MasterMemeDealer69@reddit
Wholesome????
hardwood1979@reddit
More anons would be happy if they just banged a hooker every now and again.
succmibawls69@reddit
Anon checks his bank balance, credit limit, and orders her 2 more times
He can’t afford much, he works at McDonald’s
Own_Worker7831@reddit
fake: a woman kissed anon gay: anon just varnished his lips with the cum of 200 men
Anticitizen_Freeman@reddit