ULPT Request: how can i fuck with my landlord? they're giving someone else my apt.

Posted by _Commander@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 16 comments

First time renter in a college town in CA, went to renew my apartment and the landlord made up some shit about how I didn't indicate i wanted to renew 6 months ahead of the lease end (lmao). I pressed him on this because it's bs that has totally been made up (nothing in my rental agreement about a renewal deadline), and he claimed they sent a paper, which he can't produce. I kinda hate the apartment and want to leave anyways, but i want to do something as an extra fuck you to him because he's a total sleazebag and what they're doing is sus as fuck.

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KaetzenOrkester@reddit

Shrimp behind every switch plate and every electrical outlet.

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JohnLef@reddit

The answer is always shrimp.

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metalflygon08@reddit

Sardines in the curtain rods.

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FlerisEcLAnItCHLONOw@reddit

I understood that reference!

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spidermonkeyron21@reddit

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EudamonPrime@reddit

Thete is this really creepy one of a small girl giggling.

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NatoBoram@reddit

Once a day, at a random time. Some times may be unheard due to sleep/work, but when it sounds as if it was in the room, it has to be creepy!

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darkmarkymark@reddit

The days before you move out put dry concrete down the drains you’ll need to use a sander or something that vibrates to really pack it deep in there then by the time you move out and someone runs water down the sink it will set

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Adventurous_Bonus917@reddit

find some little nasties (bedbugs are especially potent) and introduce them to the apartment. check if/who to call about it when you blame them on him; depending where you live, there's a good chance you'll get your landlord in trouble and probably cost him a big chunk of change. if not, you'll still worsen his reputation simply by the fact his apartment now has critters lurking.

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