Do you ever wonder why we’re called sysadmins and not Server Farmers?
Posted by saysjuan@reddit | sysadmin | View on Reddit | 73 comments
There’s this long running joke that some of us who are nearing close to burnout fantasize about leaving it all behind and becoming a goat herder or a goat farmer. When I look back over my career I can’t really say that I administered anything let alone being a Systems Administrator.
Over time that name and role has changed to Network Administrator, Systems Engineer, Devops Engineer, Cloud Engineer, VMware Admin, Consultant and Architect but one of those really described what we really do. I never really Engineered a system in many cases I simply reassembled and rearranged resources that someone else or some vendor Engineered like they were legos or an erector set by following their instructions or best practices.
A farmer is someone who cultivates land, grows crops, or raises animals for food and other resources. They are involved in various agricultural activities, including planting, harvesting, and managing livestock. Farmers play a crucial role in food production and are essential to society behind the scenes often unknown by the people who consume the fruits of their labor.
Wouldn’t Server Farmer, Desktop Farmer, Network Farmer or Cloud Systems Farmer best describe what we do? Or is there a better name you think would describe our profession?
JustSomeGuyFromIT@reddit
Replying on just the title: Can you milk a server?
saysjuan@reddit (OP)
Challenge Accepted
JustSomeGuyFromIT@reddit
that really made me chuckle
CowardyLurker@reddit
Can you milk a clock?
JustSomeGuyFromIT@reddit
You need to remove the CMOS battery to per persuade the BIOS to reveal it's milking port
headcrap@reddit
Maybe Server Ranchers.. since they are cattle and not pets.
Dal90@reddit
Looks at a vCenter full of special little Bonsai projects meticulously tended over many generations of sysadmins and cries.
OkBaconBurger@reddit
I had to read that twice to just to make sure I understood the fuckery they were up to. Wow.
saysjuan@reddit (OP)
Ultimacustos@reddit
Oh no, this implies the existence of Server RAM ranch.
Atrium-Complex@reddit
18 naked server farmers in the data center at Server RAM Ranch!
JaschaE@reddit
Funny, a mentor of mine described maintaining A server vs a server farm as the difference between keeping (and babying) a pet vs maintaining a herd of cattle^^
DefinitionofDone@reddit
I prefer the term digital janitor.
PotatoOfDestiny@reddit
like we need another profession pissed at us for stealing their titles
serverhorror@reddit
If you're not actually applying engineering principles, even if those are just Lego pieces, you're doing it wrong.
There's always some sort of dependency graph or check or automatic function that should run.
It's not about writing a random script, it's about seeing the bigger picture, anticipating what might break and prevent that in the first place.
If your job is/was to sprinkle software packages onto servers ... then, no, you aren't engineering anything.
saysjuan@reddit (OP)
Nice I have a new nickname for our vulnerability patch management team now 😂
serverhorror@reddit
farmingfailure?
ocTGon@reddit
I would have to say I spend a better part of my day "Fixing" people than anything else... Burnout doesn't even begin to describe it...
Generico300@reddit
"Welcome back to HGTV. Let's meet our next couple! Mary milks butterflies part time, and Steve is a cloud farmer. Their budget is 2.4 million dollars."
chodeboi@reddit
Heat Maker
Bulk Electron Director
Whizbanger
Generico300@reddit
Calculator Integration Engineer
sorry_for_the_reply@reddit
NoProfitMaker
TitoMPG@reddit
Some places make profit! My place supplies the engineers to work the problem and the ITs to run the network for the customer. Customer really just gives us money and a direction and IT charges to that budget at a profit to bring more in to the company.
sorry_for_the_reply@reddit
We're exploring this for our construction division by building infrastructure as a service right into the contract for large jobs.
Generico300@reddit
Some people are box checkers. Some people are box pluggers.
Sn0Balls@reddit
data/information janitor
iogbri@reddit
One of my previous colleagues resigned from his sysadmin job and actually became a farmer and drives tractors now. Not even kidding. He likes it much more as well and says it's a more relaxed job.
saysjuan@reddit (OP)
Sounds like he’s living the dream.
daytonhaney@reddit
Yo pass that shit bro
dnuohxof-2@reddit
Lol funny thing is I just finished smoking a phat blunt and I’m reading this understanding right away this genius analogy.
saysjuan@reddit (OP)
saysjuan@reddit (OP)
Yo trying to build a consensus so they approve my “Farmers Only” account 😂
Matt_24x7@reddit
Sounds like you’re ready to launch www.onlyfarmers.com 😂
esabys@reddit
Another horse girl enjoyer I see?
saysjuan@reddit (OP)
I heard someone say that Tournament Bass Fishermen are no different than Horse Girls so… yeah… there’s that.
sonicx137@reddit
Nearing a decade of tech service I think I'd describe myself as a tech priest. Constantly praying to the omnisire not to let that one relic device to fail. These machine spirts are tricky to please...
saysjuan@reddit (OP)
Beneficial_Tap_6359@reddit
Because those are the data center people. Not all Sys Admins are "server farmers". Not all data center Server Farmers are Sys Admins either though.
vi-shift-zz@reddit
Digital janitors, always cleaning up everyone's mess
Stosstrupphase@reddit
An acquaintance of mine uses that.
Otis-166@reddit
This is the one I use! I run DNS so it’s always my fault though.
CAPICINC@reddit
Miracle working cat herder.
Newbosterone@reddit
The Janitors of IT.
Lefty4444@reddit
Machine operator.
Lefty4444@reddit
Alexander Skarsgårds character in ”Generation Kill” mini-series called marines ”machine operators” when invading Iraq.
(Mostly due to they were bound to their humvees which lacked spare parts and protection)
user_is_always_wrong@reddit
goose admin sound so cool
agent_fuzzyboots@reddit
some days i feel like my title should be digital janitor
UnexpectedAnomaly@reddit
Speaking of goat farms, how deep do you bury goats for them to grow properly?
saysjuan@reddit (OP)
About knee deep in a field of weeds and brush
jdr767@reddit
I prefer 'Digital Janitor', at least that how it feels a lot of the time.
sssRealm@reddit
Either way your still shoveling crap.
bbqwatermelon@reddit
What has stuck with me was day one of cisco academy the instructor threw a slide up of a field of cats and our first lesson was that network administration is akin to herding cats. Day in, day out, that is 100% factual. Goes for all of the mentioned roles. The users and to a lesser degree the devices are cats and we have super lame lassos.
jamesaepp@reddit
I do IT and IT accessories.
schmag@reddit
I used to call myself a mouse herder, sadly mice are few and far between...
Ssakaa@reddit
Not where I am apparently. We've taken to differentiating when talking about computer mice...
alpha417@reddit
"Payroll Burden"
Akai-Raion@reddit
The restarters
saysjuan@reddit (OP)
CharcoalGreyWolf@reddit
We are Farmers
Bum ba-dum bum bum bum bum
saysjuan@reddit (OP)
We know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two.
scoldog@reddit
Old McDonald Had A Server farm I-O-I-O-I
cbelt3@reddit
I do data orchestration. I tell people I’m a member of the black gang, shoveling data into the engines that power decision making.
BarnacleKnown@reddit
They want free overtime and absolutely will not give us subsidies
gwig9@reddit
Nah... I'd go with server monkey.
Evokes images of the start of 2001: A space Odyssey as we huddle around the server rack, banging on the rack nuts, until one of us accidentally powers something on and we all hoot and run around in a panic trying to turn it off again.
primalsmoke@reddit
Server monkey was for the guys at the colocation the ones who rebooted servers.
primalsmoke@reddit
Retired now, there was a time when I thought the name would be "Corporate Plumbers".
Being that we designed, built and maintained the plumbing that the company ran on. Without good plumbing nobody can work. We make sure shit flowed...
Colonel_Moopington@reddit
I prefer ePlumber.
sorry_for_the_reply@reddit
My career has had admin, forensics, budgeting, contracts, design, sales, implementation; the majority of these used in tandem to build something to enhance productivity for mostly ungrateful people.
I'm a puzzle solver.
Euphoric-Blueberry37@reddit
Future goat farmer enjoyers
WDWKamala@reddit
This is a horrible analogy that makes no sense.
saysjuan@reddit (OP)
What would you call us then?
WDWKamala@reddit
Administrators
srdeshpande@reddit
That’s a sharp thought, And all over the world farmers are undervalued so sysadmins.