ULPT: How to get sick and not die?

Posted by According-Cake-7965@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 267 comments

**Just to clarify, this post is written with out of curiosity and I have no intent of using it, nor should anyone try any suggestions from the comments**

Hi,
Let's say you need to get into a hospital, how would you do it? How would you get sick for a day or two, with symptoms like fever or vomiting, and NOT DIE or have any irreversible damage?

I guess some medicine overdose will do, but don't know which:
Paracetamol sounds scary and a wrong dose could get some serious damage, the effects of Ibuprofen sound like shit (literally), Diphenhydramine (Benadryl) perhaps could fit but I don't know the dose or if it has any other symptoms, and also there's Dextromethorphan/DXM.

What are the safe dosages of these ones? Which ones are the safest and are there other ones?