ULPT Request: Getting my friend banned from Twitter
Posted by martin_dc16gte@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 24 comments
A friend of mine is a miserable doom scroller on Twitter and won't stop spamming our group chat with terrible content. I'm concerned for his sanity and was wondering if there was a way to do something that would result in his account being disabled, so he would be forced to take a break from it.
Sea_Bear7754@reddit
You’d rather go through all the work of getting him banned than actually have a conversation with him about it? You can toss him a piss disc but you also need to toss yourself one :/
i-am-called-glitchy@reddit
get on his account, post every slur and gore pic under the sun, sharing leaked data, yk the drill
jawide626@reddit
Elon loves that shit though.
Unfortunately liberal agendas seem to be the antithesis of twitter so just be nice to everyone and spread peaceful religious posts and post in support of LGBTQ+ causes.
JohannDoughMMVII@reddit
Saying anything even remotely offensive will get you locked out.
JiGoD@reddit
On twitter? Bwahahaha
JohannDoughMMVII@reddit
Have you actually used Twitter?
JiGoD@reddit
Yes. Last week I reported someone for something I can't type here. Something that would constitute a hate crime in most civilized nations. 2 days later they said nothing was wrong.
Have you ever used twitter?
JohannDoughMMVII@reddit
I called somebody a mоngоІоіd and within seconds I was locked out and forced to send a video to Elon Musk begging for forgiveness. "hate crime" yeah huh, I'm sure.
JustMoreSadGirlShit@reddit
is surely the most embarrassing thing i’ll read today and i haven’t even gotten out of bed. gonna be a long day
JohannDoughMMVII@reddit
I was threatened with deportation to a South African shanty town if I didn't delete my tweet, Elon doesn't play around.
theXrez@reddit
Pics or it didn't happen
JohannDoughMMVII@reddit
He has a sniper fixed on my position, I can't post it.
JiGoD@reddit
I dunno what to say. Maybe you called the wrong person that.
As for your final sentence fragment, just because you did not witness a thing or it didn't happen to you does not mean it didn't happen.
Weird...
i-am-called-glitchy@reddit
then just impersonate elon and post the gayest, defamative shit you can find
RaccoonVast8107@reddit
What’s his user
firebreathingbunny@reddit
This won't work. People rarely get permabans on X/Twitter anymore (due to Musk's commitment to free speech), and even if you somehow managed to get him banned, opening a new X/Twitter account is easy and free.
You'll have to talk to the guy as if both of you were mature adults. (You're not, but just pretend.)
idk-ijustgot-here@reddit
Tell him you get free verification if you change your birth date to 2025
PunkWithADashOfEmo@reddit
What a shitty friend you are
BarnabyJones20@reddit
If you shut up more often less people would know how pathetic you are
RandomActsOfRudeGuy@reddit
keep scrolling
st_owly@reddit
Trick him into posting something trans positive
nixredux@reddit
Tell him you understand he's trying to share things he enjoys but he's the only one enjoying those. Then remove him from the group chat or start another one without him in it
Skeggy-@reddit
Just remove the friend from the group chat. Say why.
skatedog_j@reddit
You can't force someone to help themselves. Best you can do is inviting them to do things and telling him how you feel. Be clear about your concern for him