At this point I’m convinced the ants are smarter than us.

We sprayed, sealed every crack, cleaned the kitchen like a lab, called exterminators twice… and they still keep showing up. We’ve even found them crawling out of an outlet and under the fridge, like they’re spawning in the damn walls.

So here’s my crazy idea: Ant Bodycams.

Yep. Pest control companies should install tiny cameras where they spray to prove they actually hit the nest and to track ant movement like a tactical SWAT team. Bonus points if I get a heat map of where they’re nesting so I know what wall to rip out before spending another $200.

Or maybe we just launch mini drones into the walls like ant detecting Roombas. I’d honestly pay more for smart exterminators if they actually solved the problem.

Open to any equally unhinged solutions. Or ancient cursed home remedies. Because I’m almost ready to summon a priest.