I hate it here | TheaterFire

While we’re on the subject one time a the Pilot on top of Cajon pass I took a shit in the bathroom that smelled so disgusting multiple people were coughing gagging.

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Maleficent_Beyond_95@reddit

There was a dude that laid one so nasty, that people were getting to go boxes at the Outpost just to escape the stench.

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hiplainsdriftless@reddit

The Outpost on top of Cajon? That’s funny!

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Maleficent_Beyond_95@reddit

Yep. I usually sit in one of the corners at the far other end, so I didn't notice it until I went over to where the shirts and goodies are hanging... I was like..." wut tha fuk?"

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EquivalentRude9364@reddit

Ive literally never done that in my life. Maybe one time but i was sick asf. But to leave it there? Fucking animals

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Every time i have taco bell it come out like that. Usually don't even get the waistband past one cheek before you hear a faint fffffvvvvv sound of the last bits of strength my asshole holds back the flood gates. Then BANG it fires straight over the bow of the toilet and splatters on the wall behind it.

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Still-Entertainer99@reddit

Poor guy almost made it…I picture this as a failed emergency not sinister.

Lol…I want to believe this because it happened to me 2 weeks ago, but it was my own toilet. I got so close, but it didn’t matter. Clean up sucked….Thanks for listening.

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HeywoodJaBlowMe123@reddit

You gotta at least attempt to clean it up. It’s your poo after all. Leaving it for the next man/gal is diabolical lol

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Mistermeena@reddit

The difference is that this person made no attempt to clean it up

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Artistic_Parfait_868@reddit

Almost? Dude missed the urinal by a lot

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Local_Shoe9275@reddit

Ha!!!!

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freightliner_fever_@reddit

when i was like 15, i was RUSHING to the bathroom because i knew what was about to happen. the nearest bathroom was through my grandmas bedroom and she just so happened to be in there. of course, she did what grandmas do. that’s right. she stopped to me for a hug. we all know what happened next ):

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TruckersAreBored@reddit

Why?

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gitprizes@reddit

i shat at work last week and the blue stuff splashed up and hit me right in my roid and it got infected for several days. this week i perched for the first time but a piece of turd got on the rim. all i'm saying is don't judge you never know why ppl do what they do

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SPANparam002@reddit

Never opening Reddit at 3 am again.

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wooptyscooppoop@reddit

the companies you deliver to think you are one person, not 3.6 million people. stop allowing you to treat you that way. if i had to shit in an outhouse regularly I'd park my truck and go get an accounting job or something. that's how you find out how worthless you are to these people

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TheWendigo_Alpha@reddit

My mans didnt even try to aim. Either said fuck it or those loves hot dogs finally caught up to him

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Frybread002@reddit

Yeah, I stop eating and drinking before bedtime, pickups and deliveries, because of stuff like this.

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bromah3@reddit

Nah, someone just spilled their fudge tracks milkshake

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spartanantler@reddit

Coming from the military to this is eye opening. Makes Rene realize there’s a different “standard” out there

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Adept-Lettuce948@reddit

Toilet won.

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BossHogg1984@reddit

Why I got a foldable camping toilet in my truck

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Savagemocha@reddit

Found dirty boxers in the TA stall yesterday. Lovely.

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hiplainsdriftless@reddit

Thanks for sharing! This sub is really disgusting, kinda like the sub name!

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No-Anteater5184@reddit

I don’t understand, how the hell does this happen? Like you are right there how can you not lift up the toilet lid?

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the_voivode@reddit

Seats good bud.

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RealSharpNinja@reddit

In all seriousness guys, you really need to pay attention to your body. The instant I even THINK my poop will not be solid and I get an urge, I'm stopping. The appointment time is not as important as your health and the health of others. Holding it until this happens is really hard on your body, and normalizing it causes psychological issues that make it more common for you. Now, if you truly do have this happen suddenly, your next stop should be an ER. You are probably dehydrated to a dangerous degree and are not safe to drive.

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Joeyjakebrake12@reddit (OP)

Didn’t taste like chocolate

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Joeyjakebrake12@reddit (OP)

Taco Bell’s final boss

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TruckerChet1973@reddit

Run for the border

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Sufficient_Wall5192@reddit

That's gross.