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I had some leftover pizza dough and cooked some sausages and wrapped them in the dough and baked it.

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koolaidpussy@reddit

everyone in these comments is a fuckass hater i’d dig into this HARD
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TheDudeWhoCanDoIt@reddit (OP)

I ate all three of them. And there’s more dough in the freezer.
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ArDee0815@reddit

German name: Würstchen im Schlafrock (sausage in a robe)
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LittlestHoboSpider@reddit

Next time cut the dough into strips and wrap it around the sausage and bake until golden brown, I call those mummy dogs
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Furthur_slimeking@reddit

Worst sausage roll I've ever seen.
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KlownKillin@reddit

Get me some dipping sauce and I'm in
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DancesWithElectrons@reddit

Add some sauce inside next time
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RecalcitrantHuman@reddit

And cheese.
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KlownKillin@reddit

At that point just make the fucking pizza lmao
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roxiesandbenzos@reddit

Look up a kolache, u are pretty close. All it has is a sausage in the middle wrapped in a bread, it can also be ham, as well as cheese and jalapeños
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EffectiveHead6961@reddit

commas bro, commas
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DarwinIsInChurch@reddit

Then again: commas, bro, commas.
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EffectiveHead6961@reddit

i was hoping no one would notice ![gif](giphy|LpmdCD0MZRXELoXlVk)
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NortonBurns@reddit

Who needs commas when you can run on happily with ands.
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EffectiveHead6961@reddit

very true, very whimsical
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anonymous_subroutine@reddit

Calm down lady, you just get out of prison?
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Acewasalwaysanoption@reddit

GET YOU COMMAS HERE, 2 FOR 1 DEAL TODAY ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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AutopsyDrama@reddit

And thennnnnnn...
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EffectiveHead6961@reddit

WAIT IS THIS A REFERENCE TO DUDE WHERES MY CAR
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AutopsyDrama@reddit

It is indeed hahaha
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EffectiveHead6961@reddit

i’m so slow lol it just hit me
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AutopsyDrama@reddit

with your reply I thought ya had got it straight away 😂 iv gotta go watch the movie now tho, one of my faves haha
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EffectiveHead6961@reddit

and then and then and then and then
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IrisSmartAss@reddit

My auto correct nags me for commas.
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Flowawaybutterfly@reddit

fuck up some commas
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grumulko@reddit

Who's got time for commas when you're in a rush to make a prolapsed calzone?
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MarvelSnapCodeBot@reddit

I don’t care how “shitty” it’s, I’m sure that shit hit the spot
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TheDudeWhoCanDoIt@reddit (OP)

I ate it all. Downed with a few cans of Cherry Coke
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juddplays@reddit

how many is a few?
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between_ewe_and_me@reddit

For real lol. I can't imagine drinking multiple cans of anything with a single meal.
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MarvelSnapCodeBot@reddit

I feel like it would be good to dip in marinara
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AttemptMassive2157@reddit

Everything reminds me of her.
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ConnaaaR69@reddit

Looks like shit 👍
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Key_Corgi7056@reddit

I love makeshift food... its the best sometimes
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Mental-Candidate820@reddit

🤮
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Mr_Funbags@reddit

It looks like a bad Klimt painting.
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KittiesRule1968@reddit

I'd eat that. A little sweet chili sauce to dip it in
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hand13@reddit

disgusting
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_Zoa_@reddit

You can just make bread with pizza dough.
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catglass@reddit

I see that.
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kalyjuga@reddit

Try egg wash and mustard/cheese inside next time and it will be decentfoodporn
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byyhmz@reddit

![gif](giphy|LXP19BrVaOOgE)
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RavenMarvel@reddit

If I ate meat I'd eat that, but I am bothered by how carelessly the onions were applied to the wraps. Why? 😓 I prefer to try to spread out my toppings somewhat carefully. ![gif](giphy|YnHg3U08RcCJ34OhpJ|downsized)
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JohnFresh669@reddit

It's beautiful
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sofia-9546@reddit

It seems so good
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NortonBurns@reddit

"It's food, Jim, but not as we know it."
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backrubbing@reddit

Pizza dog. Can actually be ordered here in a few restaurants.
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YakElectronic6713@reddit

I hope that those are adequately baked?
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backrubbing@reddit

Usually
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torontoballer2000@reddit

You take a hotdog, roll it up in jack cheese stuff it in a pizza... you got cheesy blasters. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgezjCUzCzk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgezjCUzCzk)
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YakElectronic6713@reddit

Is this after you have baked the whole thing? Because the dough still looks raw.
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GareththeJackal@reddit

r/HellYeahIdEatThat
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HatePeopleLoveCats1@reddit

I’d eat that. I love pizza crust!
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johnyrobot@reddit

Why does it look like a naked mole rat?
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Proof-Medicine5304@reddit

i'd eat that
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raid_raven@reddit

Butthole cleaner
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IrisSmartAss@reddit

You have experience with this?
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raid_raven@reddit

Yes... You should also try..🌚
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IrisSmartAss@reddit

Not today.
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NineteenthJester@reddit

Some Denver Italian restaurants do this, but they roll the dough a lot thinner and call them cannolis. Some even have strips of green chile added.
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iskierkacest@reddit

genuinely, this looks so fucking good id love to eat it
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Ok-Professional-1428@reddit

I work at pilot truck stop I make these everyday we call em Big Dogs we take a footling beef dog wrap pizza dough around it and score it I want to add cheese and jalapenos but corporate won't let me lol
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Shot_Item_532@reddit

Wanna be pig in a blanket 🤮
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TheDudeWhoCanDoIt@reddit (OP)

Missed it by that much …
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Prestigious_Exit_486@reddit

I’m nauseous just looking at it 😭
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Seygem@reddit

finally, some good fucking shitty food
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Flowawaybutterfly@reddit

nice and dry like a handjob without vaseline very good dude
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IrisSmartAss@reddit

Seriously?
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Adventurous_Wolf4358@reddit

You sure you baked it?
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Apprehensive_Shoe_86@reddit

You just made a weird version of " pão com chouriço "
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plan1gale@reddit

So many 'critics' all sayin the same thing: it's shitty, but if I'm the second in the human centipede, I'm first in line.
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RodMunch85@reddit

Just for my own recipe - what setting to I have the hair dryer on to cook it?
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KeepGamingNed@reddit

Seriously. You should have made a pizza.
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Erchamion_1@reddit

Is this not just pigs in a blanket?
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FivebyFive@reddit

Next time throw in some cheese as well, and put a little egg wash on the dough and you'd really have something! 
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somewherein72@reddit

It does appear that you certainly did that.
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brimm2@reddit

Damn you could've made pretzels or somethin instead. Wouldve been bomb with the sausages.
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sheeberz@reddit

Should have finished baking it.
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Kleptowizard@reddit

Gregs called. They are looking for you... they had rolling pins.
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indianna97@reddit

I can feel it stuck to the roof of my mouth, thanks
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