Make a Sequel to Poker

Posted by Et_Crudites@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 25 comments

Call it Poker 2 and get rich franchising it.

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Useful-Upstairs3791@reddit

The sequel isn’t called poker 2 it’s pokest

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BlankyPop@reddit

“No! Not 6 minute abs! It’s 7! 7 minute abs!”

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2's the key number here. Think about it. 2, man, that's the number. 2 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby.

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Et_Crudites@reddit (OP)

That’s when I swoop in with the copyright lawsuit.

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GCC_Pluribus_Anus@reddit

Well fine, I'm just going to start the Poke Her franchise for sexual deviants. Let's see how your lawyers like that one!

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Et_Crudites@reddit (OP)

My lawyer likes games like that too much and that’s why I have to testify at his disbarment hearing ☹️

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Et_Crudites@reddit (OP)

Good to know. I’m willing to pay a modest toll to get into that market.

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rdchat@reddit

So, is this going to be a collectible card game?

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Et_Crudites@reddit (OP)

Uh, sure, Pikachu can be in it if Nintendo pays me for the privilege.

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squeezeee33@reddit

hell yeah brother