I always wanted Chyna to guest star on the show.
Posted by AssociationTiny5395@reddit | xena | View on Reddit | 40 comments

RIP Joanie Laurer, with her incredible athleticism, she would have made a worthy adversary on the show. An Amazon maybe? Goddess? Alternate version of our warrior princess?
Tuggerfub@reddit
Chyna deserved so much better in life.
I was actually scared of her as a kid for some reason, and thought she was Xena so I didn't watch Xena growing up.
Sighoward@reddit
Interesting when she appeared in Playboy they had her as a Warrior Princess;
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Although I always thought Traci Adell was the LL lookalike and they deliberately played up the resemblance;
Pictures of Traci Adell
Xenite51@reddit
Same!!! When I was a kid I thought that would be so cool for Chyna to be like some other female warlord that Xena knew and she was trying to become good too or something like that.
Lugal9519@reddit
Chyna and Sable were both n Relic Hunter (different episodes).
AssociationTiny5395@reddit (OP)
I actually remembered that Chyna played an Amazon in relic Hunter after posting this
carz4us@reddit
Why do I think this never would have happen. Chyna may have wanted to look like Xena but I have a suspicion it would not be good for Lucy Lawless’ career as it might have strongly typecasted her career going forward.
AssociationTiny5395@reddit (OP)
I'm not sure what you mean. How would Chyna having a guest role on Xena lead to Lucy being type cast? Or did you mean Chyna would be type cast?
Catfight1_females@reddit
Yes ur so right but she should of been best female fighter out
mermaidangel1@reddit
RIP Chyna ♥️
EBJ1990@reddit
I was so upset when I found out she passed. I hope she can rest peacefully now.
TangledUpPuppeteer@reddit
No, I wanted her on Hercules. He infrequently had hard as nails women on that show. When he did, they ALWAYS worked for Hera. I’d love to see her on there, the evil version of Atalanta.
jdpm1991@reddit
Could you see Chyna as another Enforcer?
TangledUpPuppeteer@reddit
Like that, but no. I didn’t want her to work for Hera. I wanted her to be an independent, evil force of chaos.
If you remember Atalanta, like her, but evil. https://images.app.goo.gl/bK5Xss3WgwsPDyfNA
Like dripping with delicious evilness like you can’t even imagine. But she’s a completely independent beast — not created for the purpose of killing Hercules. Just… doing some crazy mess for a couple of episodes and being damned good at it.
They made Atalanta sexy by making her sweet on top of that amazing body. They could have done the opposite by having Chyna be sexy by being absolutely unlikeable.
The only problem is her muscles are bigger than KS which is why it probably never happened.
FirebirdWriter@reddit
Kid me was certain they were siblings and he just wasn't sharing his toys. Adult me would be down with that plot. Two demi gods. His insecurities causing him to be the bad guy. Too interesting for Sorbo to allow
TangledUpPuppeteer@reddit
And three get mad at Xena for allowing it. Temper tantrum city 😆
jdpm1991@reddit
I wonder if Chyna was a suggestion for Atalanta
TangledUpPuppeteer@reddit
I think it would have been an awesome casting choice, but I loved Corinna Everson in the role.
AssociationTiny5395@reddit (OP)
I feel like she is too good for that show
ZoominAlong@reddit
Everyone except Peanut was better than that show.
AssociationTiny5395@reddit (OP)
Lmao this is true
TangledUpPuppeteer@reddit
I liked the show. The main actor sucks, but that’s the show that started it all.
WyvernLord1@reddit
I love Chyna so much it would have been a treat for her to be on Xena for an episode or small arc or maybe a reoccurring character every now and then. Rest in Heaven to a beautiful soul that deserved more than this cruel world.
Catfight1_females@reddit
Great woman pity they didn’t treat her right just because the bosses daughter stole her man
TheInvisibleCircus@reddit
They also weren’t into how she wanted in on the million dollar boys club where Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock (before Hollywood) were sitting in. Legend goes she went into a meeting with Vince McMahon and then boyfriend Paul “Triple H” Levesque to discuss her contract. Her Playboy covers (ehhh) were best sellers, at the time, within the women’s division. At the time, she was the highest paid performer, top merch seller and clear fan favorite despite being a “heel”. At that point, she pushed for a pay increase since she was next on the WWF/WWE to Hollywood pipeline, had a major storyline, was the first woman to enter the men’s Royal Rumble, hold the Intercontinental title (a first) so she was basically not wrong to ask for the bump. She thought Paul would go to bat for her and to an extent he did but his relationship with Stephanie McMahon on screen started impacting off screen. She had been rebuffed on the pay increase and -again, legend/actually happened from fan standpoint- they tried to tank her. Then they saw the possibility with her and the late Eddie Guerrero and they worked a great angle with Latino Heat (she was his mamacita) that put them over.
She fell into drugs and that was the out the company needed for her. Sean Walkman (aka XPac formerly 123 Kid) was her boyfriend at the time and they’d fallen into a hole, made a tape that leaked and essentially destroyed what was left.
In 2016 she was doing bit wrestling stuff again in Japan while working as an ESL teacher. There’s a documentary that’s heartbreaking because it’s essentially the last year of her life.
The WWE has worked wonders to pretend she didn’t contribute to the current women’s roster (Jade Cargill, Rhea Ripley, Ivy Nile, Jordynn Grace are all of Triple H’s type) inducting her into the Hall of Fame as part of a faction, not individual despite fans very aggressive campaigns to make it happen.
Her story is definitely a hero quest and she would’ve been amazing on a syndicated series like this, Mutant X, Cleopatra 2525 (her vs Victoria Pratt?) but the company didn’t want to not have control on her and other talent that were easy to prey on.
Sorry
These are all my interests converging
Imnotawerewolf@reddit
I'm pretty sure I liked one because I liked the other but I liked both because my dad was letting me watch what he was watching so I couldn't tell you what came first. Just that even as a straight woman, I have a clear pattern for women I find myself admiring.
Gibsonian1@reddit
It would have been a cool twist to have her show up and she is Gabrielle’s cousin or old friend she hasn’t seen in years. A florist and doesn’t know how to fight at all and Gabby has to save her or something like that.
AssociationTiny5395@reddit (OP)
😂Hilarious. And probably exactly what would have happened, although i kinda wanted to see her and xena beat each other up
Gibsonian1@reddit
Yeah me too. Maybe China had an “identical twin” so we can have both things happen!
kozzmamonsoon@reddit
Chyna as a confirmed child of Ares (that also happens to resemble Xena) would make things interesting.
AssociationTiny5395@reddit (OP)
Very very interesting.
EBJ1990@reddit
Chyna was one of my favorites growing up! It would have been fun to see her on Xena.
will122589@reddit
Gigantic wrestling fan here:
Chyna did some plastic surgery as it got towards the end of the 90s and a rumor going around, she told surgeons to make her look more like Xena.
Xena was who she wanted to look like
SakuraTacos@reddit
Her overall in-ring style was definitely intentionally modeled after Xena and they made that no secret, they were 100% capitalizing on Xena’s popularity with Chyna
But Joanie wanted plastic surgery anyway, I don’t think the surgery was to look like Xena. She always had a strong jaw and the things she did while body building made things worse and the fans were shouting ugly things at her.
AssociationTiny5395@reddit (OP)
I knew that there was some pressure for her to look less masculine. Didn't know that she was inspired by Xena
EVILisinALL8778@reddit
That would have been awesome af
LovelyLadyLucky@reddit
That would have been badass
Kahlessa@reddit
Chyna did guest star on “Third Rock from the Sun”, great episode.
AssociationTiny5395@reddit (OP)
She had a few acting gigs. I remember she played an alien in some mini series too. Terrible actress, but i wouldn't care if she was on Xena
TicketTop4718@reddit
Now that's an Amazon! 🤩
Bryrida@reddit
I remember as a kid my friend thought Chyna and Xena were the same person. Would’ve been dope to see her in Xena or even like marvel or Star Wars