Every dog gets to say one human word as much as they want in the language of their owner.
Posted by Emanresu_4@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 21 comments
Purple-Stock-5172@reddit
My mom used to have a dog, Ladybug, who would say 'No' for me and me alone. She'd bark at me, I'd walk up and get in her face and ask if she had the guts to repeat that, and she would always say no.
herejusttoannoyyou@reddit
“Penis! Penis penis! Penis!”
-my dog
EverythingIsFlotsam@reddit
They already get to if they want. It's not my fault if they're unable.
Jaymac720@reddit
Huskies are so vocal. I love this video of one where he’s hanging out in the snow and his human said “it is bedtime, let’s go” and this husky said the clearest “no” to ever come from a dog. There’s another one of some people telling their husky not to woof when the doorbell went off, and this dog said “woof” in English
LeagueOfLegendsAcc@reddit
I made this video a while ago about huskys I think it's pretty accurate.
Rei_Rodentia@reddit
what is wrong with you
sporkynapkin@reddit
Mine would say food
Jeibijei@reddit
I could just see my two dogs riling each other up by constantly repeating “treats.”
The_Nermal_One@reddit
I'd get the annoying little s*%t that said "Why?"
darksoulsismylife@reddit
Platypus... It sounds stupid coming from human mouths so it would be absolutely perfect coming out of a dog's mouth
BellybuttonWorld@reddit
Sausages.
coyote_rx@reddit
I’d make it a racial word to watch unhinged people argue with a dog 😂
AddictedToRugs@reddit
The n-word.
kenmlin@reddit
There was a movie called White Dig (1982).
SummertimeThrowaway2@reddit
I saw a video of a dog saying it once
dehydrated_shrub@reddit
so... basically pokemon
Responsible_Lake_804@reddit
Mine definitely chooses “loveya”
RaaM88@reddit
Its called a record button
exkingzog@reddit
There’s a Far Side cartoon for that!
https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/Far-Side-Dog-Translator.jpg
exkingzog@reddit
There’s a Far Side cartoon for that!
Good-morning-hello@reddit
So instead of just saying woof and bark, dogs can now say woof, bark and fuck. Without meaning the human word will become a noise like woof/bark.