If you're anchored out and invite us over for a beer...this is what you should expect to see
Posted by ifitsails@reddit | sailing | View on Reddit | 36 comments

9ft Fatty Knees dinghy 6yr old Mexican sailing mutt(Alma) Coors Banquet
Forsaken-Sympathy355@reddit
Bro my wife is on this app
mitchsusername@reddit
Sorry brotha that's not your wife anymore
stumanchu3@reddit
You got competition bro
SadAppCraSheR@reddit
Specific story about being anchored out . once upon a time I was a ship hand on a very nice sail boat sailing from the golden gate south to the Panama canal any way being a non drinker is why when ever we came to port to get supplies i seemed to be the one who gets to sit in the sail boat as the others go eat and get drunk and what ever. And being anchored out in an unknown harbor a ways at night made it hard to see exactly which way or where the sail boat was anchored . So When the little Motorola tx/rx call sine beeped a bunch of times. I was supposed to turn on and flash the running lights to give them an idea where to go but that didn't always work for them being drunk½the time. .. but what really worked the best was the ship spot light you know the kind 12inch ? Millions of candle power kind of ship spot light. it cut a strate beam of hot light so Brite you kud see every sea bird or fish eye or reflector for 25 miles . Lol and if you've ever been navigating a 16' inflatable and lost your night vision you must slow way down as you get it back. But hearing every one cussing after being spot lighted for 10 seconds . made me laugh every time why. Because I don't know why really. It was always funny
oriaven@reddit
Downvotes for spelling like you're drunk when you don't even drink.
SadAppCraSheR@reddit
I don't use spell check it's bad for me and it changes words if your not looking as you text like I do. sory ops i mean sorry.
I know there's another word i didn't spell properly? Owell I m sure youll find it for me. lol
And l don't mind a done vote or two. So puththissua.. that's what my tung sticking out at you sounds like.
Historical-Read7581@reddit
Why not shine it straight up from the sailboat? Shouldn't be to bothersome to fellow boaters, and would show you exactly where the boat was.
SadAppCraSheR@reddit
Yay your right but it was only 10 seconds of blinding light . Plus with them going slower after all may have keeped the dingis wake down behind them a little bit . That's my excuse anyway lol
Gouwenaar2084@reddit
He looks like a competent and experienced captain doggo
Lost_Wealth_6278@reddit
He barks his orders to the helmsman
Gouwenaar2084@reddit
Soooooo. No different from a human captain then? 😂
Plastic_Table_8232@reddit
I don’t yell, I’m just saying things loud enough that everyone can hear it!
dingleberry1001@reddit
Nothing better than La Playa on a holiday weekend
ifitsails@reddit (OP)
Indeed
Fishing_Twig@reddit
Sweet dinghy, what is it?
ifitsails@reddit (OP)
Thanks! Its a 9ft Fatty Knees
4TheOutdoors@reddit
Please give me my identity back….
Psa. My account is very nsfw.
MaximumTurtleSpeed@reddit
Haha, I had to do a double take on OP for the tattoos. Also thanks for the PSA.
Galmaraz555@reddit
Dog looks like George Washington
GNN_Contato@reddit
You just won in life!
What a blast must have been this day!
bryangcrane@reddit
Haha! Looks perfect amigo! Come on aboard!
BagheeraLondon@reddit
Is Alma (The Captain obvz) perchance a Nova Scotia Duck Toller 🥰
ifitsails@reddit (OP)
We have been asked this before....while there may be some toller in there, shes mostly a purebred Mexican street hound
doomquasar@reddit
You’re living the dream
Hunter_5511@reddit
He reminds me of Washington crossing the Delaware lol
Hunter_5511@reddit
Cool dog, he's living his best life for sure
R4Z0RJ4CK@reddit
A proud captain and his hooman.
jawisi@reddit
Break out the fender boards!
GiftCardFromGawd@reddit
There’s so much awesome there I can’t hang.
GTFrostbite@reddit
Up vote for bear and dog
Aggravating-Pound598@reddit
Coupla salty sea dogs
RushN24@reddit
Hide your wives!
Guygan@reddit
"Permission to come aboard granted, Captain!"
SadAppCraSheR@reddit
At least you know he's the captain of a sail boat
peezy_squeezy@reddit
The world is healing
wanderinggoat@reddit
Captain, you should ensure there are life jackets for your crew also.