ULPT: What are some effective ideas to get kids away from playing in front of my house?

Posted by Capital-Platypus-805@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 36 comments

I'm renting a house with my family in a low income neighborhood because that's what we can afford, and all the kids play right in front of our house every single day in the afternoon until late at night and they scream like banshees, say a lot of bad words, hit the ball against the wall and litter the street. My dog is also very stressed and barks a lot at them which is also very stressful for my family and I.

My mom asked them two days ago if they could please play somewhere else and they moved like 10 meters away but now they're back in front of the house. I don't want to tell them anything myself because I have anger control issues and I might insult and threaten them if they don't listen or offend me and I honestly don't want to have to deal with angry parents that might tell the landlord or even worse call the cops and get my family in trouble.

I figured out that the reason why they play right in front of our house is because there's a street light right in front of the house, and I'm having intrusive thoughts of messing with it but I will get most likely caught because these child breeders always have people at home that don't work or do anything.

Please, I need advice to get them to play somewhere else without getting in too much trouble. I have autism which makes me highly sensitive to noise and I don't have money to put ACs in the house and I'm not the kind of person to put music out loud to bother innocent neighbors who have nothing to do with this.

It can be unethical just not highly illegal. I want something that people will not find out easily and if they do I won't get into much trouble.

Thank you in advance.