ULPT what can I do to make a robbers life worse
Posted by Master-Can-8149@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 78 comments
Recently got robbed of $1000, my brother is a minor and a 20-30 year old man & his girlfriend robbed him. I have his full name, address, relatives info, all socials, info from community (already posted him), and a PR going on him. This individual has bullied kids, has been arrested multiple times, has declared bankruptcy at one point, and currently works a welding job, which I can’t find the name of. Give me some suggestions on what I can do to make sure he doesn’t do this again, or whatever you guys think ;)
creative_name_idea@reddit
Use some hacking 101 techniques
I once really messed someone up with text spoofing. I had his girlfriends number and I sent her a sext from his number but made it look like it was from someone else. "Hey babe sorry I didnt get back to sooner my girlfriend had been up my ass, I miss you and I can't wait to..... later. You get the idea
I'm not sure if spoofing is as easy as it used to be, even if you can't do that think along those lines. You already have a lot of info. Look at the friends on social media. Pay attention to who likes and comments, find out what makes your targets tick, take notes and then tailor their destruction appropriately.
Its not gonna be free unless you really have some OSINT skills and patience, but it should still be fairly cheap to do what you want. You will need to do public records searches to gather your info. And maybe pay for some kind of "prank service" like a spoofer or to send some really weird porn to their house so they keep getting ads in the mail for gay midget amputee furry porn for the next many years
Be creative.
Or hire me to fuck with them.
Just kidding... Or am I?
Realistic_Tie_2632@reddit
A pair of dirty panties for his lady to find could be life changing.
SeriousLack8829@reddit
Needs to be things she will spot that he won’t. Used fake eyelashes on the passenger mirror, a hair scrunchie, part of a condom wrapper.
Historical_Choice625@reddit
...or a pair of dude's underwear for his lady to find. The more sparkly, the better.
creative_name_idea@reddit
This guy gets it
Notmischa@reddit
Hi probability this guy has a parole officer. Find them.
randomresearch1971@reddit
Call the police and report a dangerous pedophile/career criminal that is actively harming this community. Make the school administration aware that a violent pedophile keeps cruising the area around the school to harm a child. Post on Facebook/Instagram/Community site to be on the lookout for him. If you have a copy of his drivers license make a ton of copies and post them EVERYWHERE- (especially where he lives) to inform his neighbors. Call your local Crimewatch and report him.
beachbum818@reddit
Print his photo or work the word Pedophile printed along the bottom. Post them on the light posts or telephone poles on his street, in front of his work, etc. Go into his job and ask to use the bathroom and plaster them inside the bathroom. Every stall, urinal, mirror above the sinks, back of door.
Master-Can-8149@reddit (OP)
I can’t find his job for some reason, I’ve just found videos of him welding ); i can’t find anything on it
burner4lyf25@reddit
This is heavy, but If you know where he lives you can follow him to work and then you know where he works - then show up with four of you in hi vis and do an online child safety/predator sting.
batteryservice@reddit
That’s good as hell.
burner4lyf25@reddit
No conviction needed,
no proof shown to workmates (“I think youre gonna wanna come outside for this, let’s not do this here - youre not gonna want your workmates to hear this and we don’t want to make a scene for the business.”)
They’re gonna assume whats happened whether he refuses to leave or he comes willingly. If he does leave, when you get him outside, tell him you know everything hes done and youre going to run an organised campaign to ruin every aspect of his life.
If he doesn’t come tell him to excpect a knock on the door.
His life’s over for a few months.
KittyKattKate@reddit
This could go real bad for you OP. First, impersonating a police officer is a felony federal offense and calling someone a child predator is a very serious allegation, falsely doing so (especially publicly) open’s yourself up to a few different lawsuits. Second, if cops pulled up to my work talking about “come outside” I’d be telling them to show me a warrant or eat shit. & If you really want to think about it, maybe you aren’t the only person he’s done dirty and when that other someone offs the dude..after those last two statements..you’ll be needing a lawyer FO SHO! Even worse though, say the mfer drives into a lake or some shit and someone files a missing persons report..YOU ARE FUCKED. So, yes OP “it actually could be worse than murder!” lol
My advice: Well first, was it actually a robbery or did you (or lil bro) get burned? Cause there’s a big difference. Either way, my answer is probably the same, if you can’t kick his ass..let it go. Maybe next time you guys wont be dumb enough to make such a big deal on the first go, or learn how to keep half in your pocket and half in your sock till you have what you want. Something everyone learns the hard way unfortunately..
Gonam2054@reddit
That is the most diabolical thing I’ve ever heard. That’s worst then murder lol
burner4lyf25@reddit
My original thought was just about following him to find his workplace and then that just popped in my head.
If there’s a free work Wi-Fi, you could even potentially compromise his phone and all sorts of
SnooPandas1899@reddit
depending on work facility, pose as a visitor or ask to use the bathroom.
make copies of evidence of being a predator, i.e. case numbers or newspaper articles.
post in common spaces, such as elevators, bathroom stalls, place in waiting area.
burner4lyf25@reddit
You can falsify screenshots but this is potentially verging on criminal - or at least leaving you open to lawsuit
Gonam2054@reddit
lol you should make a business out of it. Ever seen the movie Dirty works?
burner4lyf25@reddit
Ive not, I’ll check it out.
Could have a consultancy type thing but I’d just spend my life wallowing in destruction.
Fuck that
It’s fun to think about but in reality I bet it’d drag you down v quickly unless you were a psycho or whatever.
Ive got a mate who knows a lad who handles stolen cars. I asked my mate to put me in touch cos I was gonna drive ine through the front of someone’s house. Hes a very very naughty boy and even he talked me down saying it was madness. Ive sort of carried what he taught me that day for a long time - Dont indulge in this kind of madness over ego and revenge and “justice”.
Don’t let your retaliation fuck with your life more than whatever they did in the first place
Shell-Fire@reddit
Jeeeeeze. Next level up here!^
burner4lyf25@reddit
Told my Mrs what I’d said and she replied “you are a deeply concerning person sometimes”
Hahaha
Ack_Pfft@reddit
Hire someone to beat the crap out of him. Multiple times. Have them Get your $1k back.
KittyKattKate@reddit
This could go real bad for you OP. First, impersonating a police officer is a felony federal offense and calling someone a child predator is a very serious allegation, falsely doing so (especially publicly) open’s yourself up to a few different lawsuits. Second, if cops pulled up to my work talking about “come outside” I’d be telling them to show me a warrant or eat shit. & If you really want to think about it, maybe you aren’t the only person he’s done dirty and when that other someone offs the dude..after those last two statements..you’ll be needing a lawyer FO SHO! Even worse though, say the mfer drives into a lake or some shit and someone files a missing persons report..YOU ARE FUCKED. So, yes OP “it actually could be worse than murder!” lol
My advice: Well first, was it actually a robbery or did you (or lil bro) get burned? Cause there’s a big difference. Either way, my answer is probably the same, if you can’t kick his ass..let it go. Maybe next time you guys wont be dumb enough to make such a big deal on the first go, or learn how to keep half in your pocket and half in your sock till you have what you want. Something everyone learns the hard way unfortunately..
Abject-Yellow3793@reddit
After my last timeout for being too mean...
Go read the Geneva conventions, and do the opposite
GreenHeretic@reddit
Im with you, id like to do some batting practice personally.
BikeCookie@reddit
I’ve heard that from baseball players. They wear guards on their forearms and sometimes armored gloves to prevent serious injuries and breaks.
GreenHeretic@reddit
With a broken elbow or knee it would be hard to play ball!
Sunny-Day-Swimmer@reddit
High Five fellow free speech enjoyer and martyr
burner4lyf25@reddit
Did anyone see the reply to my comment before was removed?
Jolly_Ad9677@reddit
What was it?
burner4lyf25@reddit
u/ack_pfft
Efficient_You_3976@reddit
I had the same issue last week.
chance_da_gardener@reddit
Had the same last week. 3 day ban for a quite normal response in this sub. WTF?
Cliff_Doctor@reddit
I think that is just an actual crime you should involve the police in. I believe theft of 1000$ qualifies as grand larceny in many states, check your state laws and you could get him a felony charge.
Master-Can-8149@reddit (OP)
Hard part here is getting the police to do something. I already have a case but they say I need more evidence? I’m not sure what else I can give. I actually have a lot, but I don’t know what they’re looking for specifically, do you know what could be the best option to do here? Keep bothering them or
Deathnachos@reddit
Now that there’s a record of you doing paperwork on the situation anything you do will come back to you so be careful.
BrilliantDishevelled@reddit
But you can sue him.
Master-Can-8149@reddit (OP)
What system should I go though? Small claims?
Jolly_Ad9677@reddit
Yeah, the police would not do shit about that where I live.
keyboardbill@reddit
If the police won’t act on a given crime then commit the given crime.
NullGWard@reddit
A victim’s testimony is legal “evidence.” The only time it isn’t is if the cops or the district attorneys are lazy.
Cliff_Doctor@reddit
I guess I would ask the police what kind if evidence they need to begin an investigation. I don't know what you have or they desire. I do know a lot of unethical life pro tips end up also being illegal and people who are scumbags like that also likely will not hesitate to use the law. depending on your state you might try to record a verbal confession if that doesn't endanger you. I don't know if he stole cash or had access to a bank account, bank statements in that case would also be good evidence. If he has friends or relatives that are less hostile they might be willing to back up your story if they heard anything in conversation.
Japslap@reddit
Piss disc in mailbox and super glue it shut... would be a federal offense, so definitely don't do that.
And don't put super glue in the key holes of his home and car.
black594@reddit
I believe a chewing gum in the key holes would do a worst job
Nervous-Telephone-26@reddit
DNA on gum though
ReleventReference@reddit
Get a little water to wet it and use pliers or something to replicate chewing to soften it up.
FluidMedusa@reddit
Also definitely don't pour sugar/sand into his car's fuel tank..
Interesting_Ant_6990@reddit
Myth busters say bleach is best for fuel tanks.
cheifbeef69420@reddit
How about you go pay his car a visit with a baseball bat?
Bonus points for a drive by brick, safer and lower chance of being caught 😂😂
Obviously only applicable in Minecraft though.
AntelopeElectronic12@reddit
I was recently astonished at how effective the CO2 powered BB guns are, just the little pistols? Those things will take out car windows quick, I never thought it would be so effective, but you csn roll right past them in your car, blast a dozen rounds at them silently, no one would ever know.
I'm pretty sure they have that in minecraft, do that in minecraft. Not in real life, just minecraft.
cheifbeef69420@reddit
The ole school ceramic spark plug 3000. 😂🤝
AntelopeElectronic12@reddit
Oh yeah! I forgot about that!
f_inthechat__@reddit
If u have his email go to every free v-bucks and free robux website u can find and enter his email name address and phone number (again if u have it) - make sure u don’t download anything and ur antivirus is up to date!!
f_inthechat__@reddit
Send him those emails saying like we have control over your computer etc etc proof is here’s ur full name and address and then list a few relatives etc (and their contact details if u have them) and say we have a full record of your microphone and video history from all his devices in his house over the last eg 6 months and all browser history then threaten to send to contacts if he doesn’t wire a grand into a crypto wallet…
If u do this make sure u use a temporary email address, from an internet cafe/unlocked public library computer (just look up temporary email address it will b the first option).
In GTA btw, not in real life, as that would be highly illegal and a very bad idea of course.
khaotickk@reddit
Fill up glass Christmas ornaments with bleach and ammonia, then throw it into his house after breaking a window
f_inthechat__@reddit
Brilliant
f_inthechat__@reddit
maybe consult r/nuclearrevenge for inspo?
Wonderful-Zombie-774@reddit
Set him up to believe he’s won the lottery, a serious $ winner, but rather than putting his financial woes behind him, he gets to deal with you, the lottery sweepstakes nazi who seems to continually find ways to negate his winnings and then realize the mistake that occurred, find other ways to negate the win, oh wait you figured out the issue was with your system. After some extreme highs and lows and long ass drives to non existent (or existent) lottery offices, I think you’ll have a great time. 🤣😇
SchlotzIV@reddit
Pay a sicario
Rabid_Laser_Dingo@reddit
Well, always be quick (when you’re in a race), always wear a mask (when you’re sick).
Is it cold out? Wear a hoodie.
And if you’re a tik tokker you’ll always look directly at cameras, are you a tik tokker?
If you plan to go in to trade, you’ll want to get the appropriate gloves.
lushlanes@reddit
I like spiked baseball bats.
Phantomm7@reddit
This guy wants OP to be this
burner4lyf25@reddit
Theres unethical and then there’s unhinged
cowardunblockme@reddit
Do you have any other enemies? Start a conflict between them with he said she said BS, and let them fight it out themselves. If you need help making new enemies try reddit.
3X_Cat@reddit
Scream, "That's my purse! I don't know you!" Then do the thing.
Appropriate-Rip-2896@reddit
Bobby hill 😂
micahpmtn@reddit
Sounds like you know the perp?
Bubbabeast91@reddit
So much can be done with a name and address. Unfortunately I'll get banned by reddit if I go into more details lol
foolsjoke2321@reddit
You know what you need to do. The question is are you gonna man up and do it or remain a victim all your life?
mister-ferguson@reddit
Fuck his dad? Are you man enough to fuck his dad? Can you really say you love someone if you wouldn't take one for the team?
burner4lyf25@reddit
Give one to redeem
foolsjoke2321@reddit
He needs to take a blue chew tonight and be a man.
jmeshvrd@reddit
Underrated comment
mister-ferguson@reddit
Welders typically have their own tools they take with them to their job. Even small things can be super expensive. A regulator, torch, or spool feeder can be hundreds of dollars. A lot of times they lock up the big stuff that costs thousands but not the small things that cost hundreds. A pair of bolt cutters can make an expensive hose or wire completely useless.
LengthinessTop8751@reddit
Keep it simple, just a good old fashioned beat down.
MacintoshEddie@reddit
You mean other than getting him arrested and hitting him with a civil suit at the same time?
leonao22@reddit
This is heavy, but If you know where he lives you can follow him to work and then you know where he works - then wait for him to finish his shift (presumably nightshift) then slowly follow him home and on the way there pull up behind him and stab him in the liver, kidney and abdomen like 2-20 times, enough not to kill him, you can even slice his face up a bit. Then leave him there making him call 911 with his phone, trust me he's going to have permanent damage and years of healing to even get in shape. He's going to wish he was dead and he's life will be fucked up forever, serves him right that thief.
cruddite@reddit
Would it feel good to give him VD?