Anyone else eat kiwis like apples?

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JoseySwales@reddit

My 3 year old hasn’t pooped in a couple days. I might try this on him.

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bonesNrice@reddit

Seems kinder than the caster oil solution…

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Ewe gross, you reminded me of the time a bunch of my cousins and even our family pet all became constipated from eating underipe strawberries. My grandmother had the castor oil waiting for us that evening

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StonerFoxFromVault95@reddit

Prunes or two of those zollipops

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liberalhellhole@reddit

Dried figs with lots of water work too

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Scrotalphetamines@reddit

Prunes are easy and taste like fruit!

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BRAVOMAN55@reddit

my partner does this and WHEW!!

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Free-Still5280@reddit

Yep!

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KlutzyUnicorn31@reddit

My brother eats them like this just to make people uncomfortable 😂 I’ve tried before and it’s not bad, but sliced is my fav :)

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rraskapit1@reddit

As long as you eat the skin you are in the cool club.

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KlutzyUnicorn31@reddit

The fuzzies are a nice and fun mouth surprise!

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MagickHendrick420@reddit

While studying at university, a friend of mine joked that I should bring a razor to the cafetaria and shave my kiwi during lunch. I regret never having done that, would've been funny as heck.

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TuvixWillNotBeMissed@reddit

Me when my boyfriend doesn't shave his sack.

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switchbreed@reddit

No I generally don't eat the apple core

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xeronyxx@reddit

i’ve found my people

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Uchihagod53@reddit

All the time, yes. Only thing I don't eat is the butt piece at the bottom (no idea what it's called, lol.)

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Tw1987@reddit

Some people eat ass some people don’t

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Dedicated-Daddy@reddit

Juicy ass doesnt sound too appealing though

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ph0artef1@reddit

I think many song lyrics and porn titles beg to differ

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CelebrationWorth8727@reddit

I love eating it like this. I scrub the skin first though (with loofah lol) to make it less hairy!:D

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Thisfuggenguy@reddit

Yes. The skin is the best part.

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Disastrous-Joke-1313@reddit

Name tracks .... Bc that's exactly what I said reading your comment 🤌🏼

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portstarling@reddit

im glad to know other ppl say that

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OvechknFiresHeScores@reddit

Wait really??

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OnlyOneWithFreeWill@reddit

No

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SeaToTheBass@reddit

Lies. The skin is tart and makes a good contrast to the sweet flesh

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Sudanniana@reddit

The skin is where all the tartness is. It contrasts great with the flesh of the fruit.

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greenbastard1591@reddit

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AlmightyFruitcake@reddit

This guy shits sand paper on purpose

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ScatLabs@reddit

Yes

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PsychologicalDrone@reddit

Yep, that’s how I eat them. My wife thinks I’m a total freak when I do it. Golden kiwis are my favourite. Less hairy, but also they are generally much sweeter so the sour skin with sweet fruit is a nice contrast

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juice0fapple@reddit

Bro. I think you need to speak to a professional

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NothinDoings@reddit

I didn't for most of my life because I thought the furry skin was inedible. When I first saw someone eat the skin I called them crazy. I went to the store that week to buy some kiwis and try it myself. I haven't looked back since! I love the fruit, and eating it with the skin makes it so much easier.

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TrainingSword@reddit

🙋‍♂️

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roberts_1409@reddit

Yep! I paid for the whole fruit…

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shameswife@reddit

I didn't know we could eat the skin!

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roberts_1409@reddit

It’s weird at first

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Loud_Charity@reddit

As a kid you never just ate that shit? I bet I ate more than a few fruit stickers back in the 90s lol.

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caintowers@reddit

Yes! I especially like gold kiwi for this purpose— no furry exterior, extra tart skin. With kiwis you can just eat the whole dang thing which kinda makes it better than an apple

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littlenoodledragon@reddit

Okay I’m shocked so many other people do. I love how sour the skin is

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Federal_Gur173@reddit

Would be like eating a tennis ball

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Red_Beard007@reddit

Absolutely. I run it under water and rub some of the fuzz off beforehand, though. I managed to get one of my coworkers to try it and she's now a convert.

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PM_ME_COFFEE@reddit

Yes.

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Halimede_IX@reddit

Absolutely. If people get weirded out by it, you can tell them it feels just like biting into a nice, big, juicy tarantula.

They hate it, for some reason.

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chingostarr@reddit

Yes, i find it pretty enjoyable

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ThornyRascal@reddit

Yes and it is delicious

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willysargento@reddit

I thought you were supposed to eat the skin. I don’t eat it like an apple but I leave the peel on when I cut it.

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Ur-Quan_Lord_13@reddit

I see you are spreading the word.

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hautdoge@reddit

I do! People think I’m weird but it’s good this way and has more nutrients

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Palanki96@reddit

No but it turns out i suddenly became allergic after not eating kiwis for a few years

I finally bought some and thought "weird i didn't remember them being this spicy, it burns my tongue and my mouth is going numb"

Then it finally clicked when something was bleeding in my mouth

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Parking_Fan_7651@reddit

Yes. Most of the good stuff is in the skin anyways.

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False-Charge-3491@reddit

Yes but I peel them first

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-_danglebury_-@reddit

Kiwis make my mouth tingle and irritate my throat

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wiener_brigade@reddit

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Chix_Whitdix@reddit

I do that whenever I don't get them pre-cut/peeled.

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EuvageniaDoubtfire@reddit

I used to do PR for zespri kiwis and learned most of our nutritional facts were really counting on the skin being eaten. All this to say - eat the skin! It’s really not as hairy as you’d think

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inelmodlis@reddit

🙋🏿‍♂️🙋🏿‍♂️🙋🏿‍♂️

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talashrrg@reddit

Actually yeah

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Disastrous-Joke-1313@reddit

This picture made me itchy 😞 I'm sooo allergic it burns my mouth 😭

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ortiz13192@reddit

My wifes allergic to vinegar and whatever is in sour patch kids, she didnt know until i explained the tingling was a bug and not a feature to enjoy

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Disastrous-Joke-1313@reddit

I recently also found out I was allergic to Pineapple? 😞 That same kiwi-y feeling 😖🫨😝

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First_Teacher_6677@reddit

I didn’t know people ate them any other way. I always ate the whole thing when I was a kid.

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Pelikinesis@reddit

It eats the kiwi with its skin or else it gets the hose again

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Cchief22@reddit

I know monkeys do.

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slimejumper@reddit

Not me, is an affront to nature.

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Keanne224@reddit

I seen a guy from NZ eating them like this, I was kinda shocked because I had always cut mine in half and eaten them with a knifey-spoony tool. I tried it, first by brushing a few little hairs off and they were great, have not used a spife since. Knifey-spoony = spife.

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