Suggestion for Where to Milk a Cow?

Posted by Hot_Interest_3217@reddit | Dallas | View on Reddit | 51 comments

Super random, kind of a bucket list thing or whatever haha. Any suggestions of a farm where I can book a cow milking excursion? Willing to drive like an hour or so out of Dallas.

Bonus points if the farm has other cute animals but not necessary.

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InternetsIsBoring@reddit

https://www.texasjersey.com/family-tours

This place is cool. You can also bottle feed calfs.

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inteii@reddit

oh dude im totally taking my girl here thank you

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YaGetSkeeted0n@reddit

jersey milk is so fucking good FYI, it has more butterfat than the standard stuff you get at the grocery store

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mrscageiii@reddit

Thank you!!! My mom has always wanted to try farm life!

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InternetsIsBoring@reddit

Oh, and you can buy a shirt that says "I milked a cow at ....."

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Phynub@reddit

what the fuck is with these bizarre threads today.

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Hot_Interest_3217@reddit (OP)

God forbid a woman longs for a simple life and wants to live love lactate hahaha

Also out of all things on reddit, is milking a cow really where we draw the line? lol

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ApprehensiveAnswer5@reddit

Omg stop. Live. Love. Lactate.

I need that on a sign for my bestie in the throes of breastfeeding a newborn 🤣🤣🤣

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crestedgeckovivi@reddit

Lmao when I read it (the LLL ) I was like I've been there and I'm done. Closed that chapter on my life.

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ApprehensiveAnswer5@reddit

SAME.

But she had a surprise pregnancy and is starting all over and I laughed so hard when I read that, and I think she’d also get a kick out of it lol

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aziriah@reddit

Board and brush (there's one in Arlington) might be able to help you make it happen.

And as a nursing mom, I'd hang that up in my room so fast.

https://boardandbrush.com

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superalk@reddit

Oh my gosh in the silly hobby lobby sign font yes

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PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS@reddit

I found my new flair. Live, love, lactate.

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melalovelady@reddit

This along with your username is elite 🤣

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calm--cool@reddit

Don’t let em dull your dreams babe. I’m rooting for you.

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DisciplineNo4872@reddit

Her b-moo-dy her choice. Nonconsenual milking is unacceptable

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It should be forcibly impregnate, take her calf away, watch her bawl and pace because of the distress of losing her baby, and then live love lactate. Well, live until she isn't profitable anymore and then slaughtered for hamburger. Such a simple life. /s

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Ego-Death@reddit

I bet you are fun at parties

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Racentour@reddit

There’s literally nothing wrong with wanting to milk a cow, dude. Especially if you’re from a huge city (Dallas in OP’s case) and wouldn’t normally have such opportunities.

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Inevitable-Ad-90@reddit

🤣

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saplinglearningsucks@reddit

There's heritage homestead farm in Plano. It's been years since I've been there, but as I recall they have lots of farm animals. Don't know about cows or whether they'll let you milk a cow.

Other than that there's a farm near the Spring Creek Collin College Campus that sells raw milk, I assume they have dairy cows there. I've never been there, only driven past.

There is a big farm with cattle along Custer between park and parker, but those don't look like dairy cattle. That place looks like a private residence, less likelier you'd be able to walk up and ask. At least the raw milk place has a storefront.

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naking@reddit

I suggest the udders

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Mnudge@reddit

So, does your “excursion” basically involve you posting a TikTok video of your only fans “milking” a cow for 17 seconds?

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Emotional-Loss-9852@reddit

I’d recommend the udders

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Fantastic-Spinach450@reddit

You can milk anything with nipples. I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

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PM_ME_FIRE_PICS@reddit

I would suggest the udders; you might get kicked otherwise.

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noncongruent@reddit

Don't expect too much success your first time. It takes a fair amount of actual manual effort to milk, and if the cow doesn't like what she's feeling she can turn that teat right off. They have voluntary control of a sphincter between the udder and each teat.

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InternetsIsBoring@reddit

It's honestly not that difficult as long as someone teaches the technique. It does take more work than expected.

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noncongruent@reddit

I would not want to get into a grip strength contest with a milk maid, lol.

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InternetsIsBoring@reddit

And the folks with the skills do handle all 4 udders at once!

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eljefesuprem@reddit

Thought this was a stardew valley post and I was confused for a minute.

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Fast-Fact5545@reddit

This is utterly ridiculous

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Rhythmspirit1@reddit

From the udder one?

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Inevitable-Ad-90@reddit

I’ll send you my Ex’s addy

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No-Rule-5631@reddit

Oop

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MrsFlyingPanda@reddit

🤣🤣🤣

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Blah-B7ah_Bloop@reddit

I would try a dairy farm and not just a random cow in a field.

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DallasMetalHead68@reddit

Your mom's house.

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BabySharkFinSoup@reddit

Circle N family dairy!

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RepulsiveInterview44@reddit

You can also check 1836 Farms in Terrell!

https://1836farms.com/

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thehakujin82@reddit

Love’s station outside of Boyd. Men’s bathroom.
Third stall.

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VanGoghsEar2025@reddit

Underneath

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CovidReference@reddit

Try the udders first

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beaneyweeney@reddit

Lmfaooo try the farm off of Spring Creek/Legacy in Plano? It’s by the Collin community college, not sure if they’d let you milk but it doesn’t hurt to ask. They have a little shop open most days to sell milk and eggs.

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Hot_Interest_3217@reddit (OP)

This is a very serious venture for me but for some reason reading “not sure if they’d let you milk” sent me hahaha. But tysm I’ll look into it 😂

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Zealousideal-Air528@reddit

Moo?

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SmokedNoodz@reddit

http://www.lavonfarms.com/

Lavon Farms says tours are welcome. You'll probably have to call them and explicitly ask about milking the cows.

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WorkerEfficient7059@reddit

Bovine University!