I missed out on seeing a doctor, and got $5 worth of snacks instead. (And a $1.25 friend)
Posted by HeroWither123546@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 15 comments

JitteryDervish@reddit
I’ve got that little friend too! 🦩
lesbianfujoshi@reddit
Ooh what’s that Faygo flavor like? Also I really hope you can see a doctor sometime soon :(
godrinkyourwater@reddit
Just gotta say that I love your username
Little_Writing7455@reddit
$5? Where do you live? The economy must be good there lol
MyNameIsSkittles@reddit
Having a dollartree makes the economy good?
Little_Writing7455@reddit
$5? Where do you live? The economy must be good there lol
HeroWither123546@reddit (OP)
I went to Dollar Tree.
Little_Writing7455@reddit
Ok
-Ein@reddit
They're raising their prices to $1.50 soon.
TequieroVerde@reddit
That's a bountiful bargain of shitty food. Do we have a volume/cost award?
ParrotDogParfait@reddit
What does this mean
HeroWither123546@reddit (OP)
It means I missed out on seeing a doctor today, then went and got $5 worth of snacks and a flamingo?
Capt_Gremerica@reddit
I thought you meant the Dr's office gave you this swag to make up for not seeing you
FantasticBreadfruit8@reddit
Looks like you're trying to ensure you see a doctor in the future. ;)
HeroWither123546@reddit (OP)
I gotta have a heart attack before I run out of E! Otherwise, I'll never get more!