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Are there any slogans that you have heard that would be great to promote products?

Posted by Mally-RKG@reddit | AskABrit | View on Reddit | 16 comments

One that comes to mind is a deodorant ad suggesting “Be like Dad, use Mum”.

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EricGeorge02@reddit

Ding Dong you can’t go wrong with With a Durex on your prong
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prustage@reddit

Give someone a watch for their birthday There's no Present like the Time.
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asymmetricears@reddit

More of a service than a product. But the phrase 'touching cloth' would be great for a dry cleaners.
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Wasps_are_bastards@reddit

I remember a friend advertising roofing felt with a handmade sign saying ‘get felt up for under a fiver’.
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VodkaMargarine@reddit

I always thought John Bercow should advertise Deliveroo.
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purrcthrowa@reddit

I still think the best is "Peperami: it's a bit of an animal". Because it is literally a bit of an animal (whether the part in question is spleen, pancreas or colon isn't specified).
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ChrisRiley_42@reddit

Asking for NAMED meat costs extra ;)
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purrcthrowa@reddit

Daisy
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thesaharadesert@reddit

Cured pig anuses
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purrcthrowa@reddit

Mmmm. Anussy.
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ThankUverymuchJerry@reddit

Tena lady used to sponsor comedy on Dave. Why no one came up with ‘piss yourself laughing’ is beyond me!
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ThaiFoodThaiFood@reddit

9 out of 10 doctors prefer Camel.
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Martinonfire@reddit

No drums, no bugles. Works for all products. (Except drums and bugles)
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Slight-Brush@reddit

For those you have to use ‘No bells or whistles’
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Low_Understanding_85@reddit

As John Robins will testify, "freedom you can trust" works for every product on the market.
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qualityvote2@reddit

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