Poor man’s shartcuterie

Posted by DragonFawns@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 65 comments

Club crackers, carefully sculpted land o’ frost turkey rolls, extra sharp white cheddar, black cherries, peanut butter cheddar sandwich crackers, and sliced golden kiwis (yes, I eat them with the peels on), delicious

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Ok_Television9820@reddit

When you try for fartcuterie but it comes out solid.

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WumboChef@reddit

A poor man’s version of this would be spam and/or jerky, spray cheese, oyster crackers from takeout, and maybe raisins.

This just looks like a good “i didn’t want to cook” meal.

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MyMomsTastyButthole@reddit

This guy hasn't seen the price of beef jerky

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ishoweredtoday@reddit

Or spam

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MoultingRoach@reddit

Spam is at least more food for the money. I can make a can of spam last for 2 or 3 meals. A bag of jerky costs the same, and that's gone within half an hour.

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inadizzle@reddit

A can of spam doesn’t go nearly that far for my family of 5, 4 of whom (everybody but me) being Hawaiian.

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MoultingRoach@reddit

I mean, when you cool for multiple people, food doesn't stretch as far. I live alone.

But I can still guarantee that a can of spam will go further for your family than a same priced bag of jerky will.

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TheMaveCan@reddit

Spam Musubi and spam fried rice are still things I make regularly after having lived there 12 years ago

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WumboChef@reddit

I don’t normally buy soda so when I saw it was $11 for a 12 pack, my eyes about bugged out of my head. Wouldn’t doubt the same for jerky lol

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inadizzle@reddit

Spam is like $5 a can now it’s basically a luxury item lol

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Reasonable-Tune50@reddit

In what first world country is that poor?

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ariintheflesh@reddit

This isn't a poor man's charcuterie. This is a lonely man's charcuterie.

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That-Water-Guy@reddit

That makes my rich man’s charcuterie look very bad

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natopotatomusic@reddit

I would fuck that up.

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macram@reddit

Golden kiwis are not poor mans nothing

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Massive-School-7901@reddit

Poor men don't have this much food?

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Grimm-Soul@reddit

Nah, it's that golden kiwis are like 3x the price of regular kiwis.

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wyldnfried@reddit

And are half as good

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wanerty2@reddit

YOU LIE

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jscummy@reddit

My local store has them for like a dollar more if you but both in the clamshell packs

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catlico_kat@reddit

That is crazy! And here I am being stingy and buying them only occasionaly even though they cost 1$ per Kiwi (a bit under 1€) in germany 💀

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0mgyrface@reddit

Right! I thought the same thing.

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mamaferal@reddit

I thought those were thickles.

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bigpinkmeow@reddit

Looks better than shitty

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MediocreWowwy@reddit

Poor mans??? Brother, this is 'middle class, working american with a decent house' kind of charcuterie! 'Poor mans' would be a sleeve of old ass saltines, a single raisin from the junk drawer and shredded cheese that they stole from the gas station hotdog area when no one was looking.

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