I was reheating some leftovers and saw a magnet calendar from our honeymoon up north from over a decade ago. It was given to us for free when they asked what brought us there, and then I remembered booking restaurants ahead of time for that week, and some would always ask “what’s the occasion?” Honeymoon. No one ever second guessed us.

I think in total we got the magnet, 2 glasses of champagne, a shibby ton of lobster rolls during lunch time (love ya, Maine) and the greatest full cheesecake I’ve ever had in my life all because they heard our accent and said “oh, where are yall from?” Down South on our honeymoon. Anyways, ULPT.