Any recommendations? The gear bag has a hole in it shaped like a pair of cargo shorts with a zipper in the side pocket, and I can't believe what a headache such a thing is to find. Too light, too tight, too short, too long, why is this so difficult... I'm not a mountain biker in some sassy capris, I'm not a swimmer that needs my body parts shrink wrapped for display, just a boring pair of cargo shorts with a bloody zipper, please internet, where. :)