ULPT to get back at inconsiderate gym goer
Posted by hugmebrutha@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 7 comments
So most mornings I work out in my apartments gym. It’s small but decent - plenty of dumbbells, several benches, cables, smith machine, lat pull down, leg press, and hamstring curl machine.
And almost every morning there’s a man in maybe his 70s hogging half the equipment. He doesn’t even superset - he’ll set up a full circuit where he’ll have a bench set up under the smith machine, a couple sets of dumbbells, a yoga mat, an extra bench for dips, and sometimes the lat pull down as well. The entire circuit takes about 50min to run. On top of this, he doesn’t wipe down the benches or any of the machines after he uses them.
Working in is tough because I like to use the smith machine for squats or good mornings which means moving the bench, changing the weights, and lowering the bar between sets.
But I feel like he shouldn’t be using all that equipment at once anyway especially since he doesn’t clean any of it after he’s done.
I’ve tried to politely inform him on more than one occasion that it’s generally frowned upon/considered rude in common gym etiquette to superset or set up circuits with popular pieces of equipment like the smith machine. He nods and goes about his workout day in and day out with no change. I’ve also pointed out the wipes to him several times but he still doesn’t wipe anything down.
I thought maybe he was suffering from dementia and was forgetful but I’ve heard him in conversation and he sounds completely sound. I’ve heard him remember names and details of other gym goers and I see him walking and driving around the building all the time seemingly perfectly fine.
I’m at my limit tbh. Everytime I go into the gym and see him there with half the gym set up for his sweaty circuit I get slightly more and more annoyed.
How can I get him to stop? How can I make him see how disrespectful he’s being of other people in the shared space??
Odd-Sun7447@reddit
Get an air horn, whenever he doesn't wipe down blast it at him and start shouting WIPEDOWN PATROL VIOLATION!!! then blare it at him over and over and over until he wipes it down.
trunningx@reddit
Get there 5 minutes before he does and start your new circuit. See if that teaches him anything.
imliltayimrichaf@reddit
I like the way you think.
Icondesigns@reddit
Follow him aggressively around the circuit tripling the weight on every exercise at a high pace then tut and mumble every time he holds you up.
Offer to play through so you’re in front then sweat profusely over every possible surface and don’t clean it up.
xsmp@reddit
I would suggest cleaning and using the machines you want to use as if he isn't there. I can't imagine a scenario where you just plop down on a machine without cleaning it first regardless, since you police others on etiquette you're for sure leading by example, right? wear headphones and completely ignore him, you're just returning the same energy given to you.
Okinawa_Mike@reddit
Skip the deodorant and eat plenty of dairy the night before. Make sure when you off-gas it’s as loud as possible and you are slightly in his space.
TheftLeft@reddit
Take his shit when he's not using it and do your workout. Actively occupy the space until you're done. If he confronts you, offer to let him work in. Assuming he's going to do the same workout (or similar enough). Be sure to say that you will be using it every X seconds for Y sets and doing Z exercise and ask what he will be doing. Or offer that you'll go find him when you're done to let him know it's open.