Honey you barely touched your giant bag of scrambled eggs

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crabladdeer@reddit

I'll have it if he doesn't want it. Looks like it could do with some black paper.

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Witty_Masterpiece463@reddit

Can you cut off a bottom corner and pipe it into your mouth?

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saltofthearth2015@reddit

I would eat that by the handful and not think twice about it.

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Schmocktails@reddit

High protein, low carb, whole food, economical.

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manic_Brain@reddit

I don't know about economical. Have you seen the price of eggs (in the US at least)?

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Cheaper than eating out. Also, eggs are nutrient rich in protein and some vitamins and minerals, so I think they're still worth the cost. If we get a cheaper form of protein, it either won't fit in the bag, it won't be as nutrient dense, or it will be highly processed.

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QueezyF@reddit

I’ve eaten powdered eggs before, I’d eat this.

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AlwaysAnxiousAlien@reddit

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OkCarpet3273@reddit

Idk 🤷🏾 ya stomach might b ight they freeze egg fu young pattys

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bimboozled@reddit

God my friend has pulled this stunt on me a couple times when we go camping, “don’t worry about bringing breakfast, I got it covered”.

Never again

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BeholdMyLumps@reddit

My friend used to boil eggs in a plastic bag and call it an omelette

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Jamba-Jew@reddit

I've done that boil-in-a-bag method before using a freezer bag and it works pretty effortlessly. Can also cook eggs fairly well with a bowl in the microwave despite how weird it feels to heat them up like that.

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dearDem@reddit

Smh boiled eggs are best for camping. Bring the seasonings too and you get something tasty

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gmanasaurus@reddit

Lol I'm sure opening that bag was a smell, quite the smell

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usernameisusername57@reddit

Wait a second... a couple times? So they did this to you once and you didn't learn your lesson?

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bimboozled@reddit

I have too much faith in people

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piercedmfootonaspike@reddit

a couple times

Never again

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WomTheWomWom@reddit

Add salsa. Add Salsa to all camp food. Salsa is the taste of camping.

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manicpixieautistic@reddit

how did you let it happen more than the ONE time???

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snackynorph@reddit

That's fucked

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BurnedOutTriton@reddit

Damn man, you gotta send him out into the wilderness to find some fresh eggs to cook then 🤣

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woman_liker@reddit

diabolical

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Sea_Seaworthiness_70@reddit

I would never trust again

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yungdaughter@reddit

Putting them in the bag while hot and sealing it is tge worst part 😭 all that egg steam condensation

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O_o-buba-o_O@reddit

I mean, that's an easy meal prep idea. Just pull some out & SEASON THEM how you want for what you're eating them with.

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713nikki@reddit

Hey, can you do me a favor and get a pair of scissors and just nip off the corner of the plastic bag so you can drink that viscous egg sludge that’s built up down there?

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WorldsDeadliestCat@reddit

oh my god that’s making me gag

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713nikki@reddit

Make sure to retch back into the top of the eggbag, so that it tastes like delicious liquidy egg by the time it gets back to your tongue

Unrelated but it reminds me of the time I brought balut to my family’s Christmas dinner and it was raw, but I didn’t know so I just convinced them to eat soupy baby duck remains with yolk. (I ate the beak part)

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manic_Brain@reddit

Why would you bring balut in the first place? I'm assuming your family already has a taste for it or else you wouldn't, but my god.

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713nikki@reddit

Nope! They’d never even heard of it before.

Call it a Christmas surprise.

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Rich-Pomegranate1679@reddit

What you have done is so much worse than OP's eggbag.

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713nikki@reddit

None of us got salmonella, so that’s a plus!

I now realize why they never ask me to bring food to gatherings.

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WorldsDeadliestCat@reddit

you brought a gun to a knife fight with that one

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Bleachsmoker@reddit

Should have brought a gun to Christmas dinner so I can shoot myself to avoid eating raw fertilized egg

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WorldsDeadliestCat@reddit

there’s not a day in my life i don’t think about that meme that said “if i was invincible i would make a habit out of shooting my brains out in front of people i don’t like”

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713nikki@reddit

Story of my life. Go nuclear or go home.

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ZambieMama@reddit

Maybe this was your intention all along.. stealing this idea for future family holidays

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713nikki@reddit

Gather ‘round, my festive family! Let’s slurp down feathers, bones and beak in room temp amniotic fluid to deck these halls!

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President23Valentine@reddit

Beak! I mean...regular chicken sandwich.

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American_Greed@reddit

Yumm, I had a roomy who would drink hot dog juice out of the package. This comment reminded me of that, so thank you.

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713nikki@reddit

Did they dip cold hotdogs in mayo?

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American_Greed@reddit

No, I think he was making basically a hot dog sandwich on white bread. Not sure if there was mayo involved, but whenever the hot dog pack was empty he'd tip the package back and drink the juice.

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VeeFluffles@reddit

🤮🤮🤮🤮 WHAT!?

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713nikki@reddit

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thecolombianmome@reddit

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_cuppycakes_@reddit

Yum, egg milk!

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NeonicRainbow@reddit

I never thought I’d see egg bag on my feed, but here it is. Good job on making my brain stop working as I tried to process this image 🥚

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Motiv8-2-Gr8@reddit

Is this a Marriott

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busterbytes@reddit

I see taco bell expanded their breakfast menu

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Eight-Of-Clubs@reddit

Now imagine poking a hole in that bottom right corner and sucking out all of the juice!

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Hdys@reddit

Looks better than most buffet eggs…

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ThouRat357@reddit

As a Boy Scout, this is sadly normal. On cold weather campouts we do boil bag burritos for breakfast and we essentially store it like this.

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Estrellathestarfish@reddit

Why the congealed egg bag when you can make fresh scrambled eggs in minutes?

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Schmocktails@reddit

No place to cook at the airport while waiting for your flight.

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Estrellathestarfish@reddit

Getting your stinky egg bag out at the airport should be considered an act of terror

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Malicious_Tacos@reddit

I once brought half a chocolate cake and a crate of tangerines on a plane. But never an “egg bag”… just those words together are gag inducing.

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Estrellathestarfish@reddit

The chocolate cake will make people jealous, but at least they can rectify that by sourcing their own cake when they're off the plane. Inflicting stinky egg fumes on tired travellers is monstrous.

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NightLotus84@reddit

Eggs on the fly. Fly on the eggs. The on fly eggs. Pick your pick. 🍳🥄🪰

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GhostHostLMD@reddit

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GhostHostLMD@reddit

\^ first thing I thought of, but make it EGG

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boilons@reddit

Her?

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skippengs@reddit

Who?

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YippieKayYayMrFalcon@reddit

She calls it a “Mayonegg”

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GorillaManito@reddit

Kyle Kinane - Pancakes on a Plane

"First off, all the questions."

https://youtu.be/rugeFZ7BG8g?si=LJuK_1eN1U_OwvaY

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Woodwhat74@reddit

Thank you for this, a comedian I would’ve never known

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GorillaManito@reddit

Welcome!

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my-cat-has-a-chin@reddit

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Krimreaper1@reddit

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You know what goes with eggs

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greenbastard1591@reddit

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Centraal22@reddit

We know Frazier, we know.

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President23Valentine@reddit

I do not like bag eggs and rum ham, I do not like them, Sam I Am.

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Full_Ad9666@reddit

Damn I came here to say “what is your scrambled egg policy here”

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Nevermind04@reddit

I have never had an original thought.

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Snowf1ake222@reddit

Same!

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k1ngly-k3rm1t@reddit

Some ketchup and id fw it

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GlassTablesAreStupid@reddit

I could eat the top 2/3 no problem. It’s the bottom egg milk concoction that turns my gut

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WannabeDruid@reddit (OP)

Yeah, you shouldn't go past the first couple of egg layers in the egg bag. I cannot stress this enough

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Jiggle_Bones@reddit

Spoken like someone who's gone a bit too deep in the egg bag before

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El_Zarco@reddit

He awoke the Balregg

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couchshredder30@reddit

You, shall not, pass (my anus)

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funktion@reddit

He delved too greedily and too deep

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Celladoore@reddit

I've also devil egged too greedily before as well. Not recommended.

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Anomelly93@reddit

Girl what r u doing in your kitchen??? 😭🤣🤣

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ThisAccountIsStolen@reddit

I'm cutting the corner off the bag and serving you the liquid in a cocktail, preferably at room temperature, as punishment for creating this abomination in the first place.

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I_want_to_paint_you@reddit

Lemme get a vodka neat with an egg bag back

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AWanderingAfar@reddit

Lololol 🤣

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Pale_Row1166@reddit

Meal prep gone wrong

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nonoyo_91@reddit

This!

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PrinceWilliam13@reddit

I don’t think I’m seeing it. Isn’t it just the pattern from the ziploc bag?

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Pristine_Egg3831@reddit

I was feeling fine until you pointed that out. Don't make me look!!

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SayRaySF@reddit

WHY DIDNT I LISTEN😭

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Pristine_Egg3831@reddit

You can't! If I say "don't picture a pink elephant" you just can't help it!

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Ok_Lion_5272@reddit

I looked for both of us. Oh dear.

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SophisticatedPhallus@reddit

That should would be wretched

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NemuiNezumi@reddit

But that’s where all the flavor is

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koolaidismything@reddit

Das powdered eggs.

Gross proteins you eat out of desperation lol.

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MR_6OUIJA6BOARD6@reddit

I handle mine daily 😉

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Ungodly_Box@reddit

I just ate and this is making me want to reverse that

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MyvaJynaherz@reddit

Y'all need to learn about fritattas.

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Zone_boy@reddit

I can easily eat a dozen egg in a single sitting. I love eggs that much. But this.... Those eggs repulse me. Its litterially liquid in the end bag! They are not even fully cooked!

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JadeRabbit__@reddit

That's a lot off juice floating at the bottom of that bag....

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NotSymmetra@reddit

This reminds me of when I worked at a hotel and my coworker would take all the leftover buffet breakfast home to feed her chickens. She often had bags of scrambled eggs.

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Baonguyen93@reddit

I don't mind. As long as it's have spices.

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Notcow@reddit

After the bedbugs post how the fuck do yall take potshots shots at Asmongold??

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OhhhBaited@reddit

God that looks good lol also seems like 80 bucks worth of eggs (is that joke still valid...)

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kerelberel@reddit

https://i.imgur.com/BMo5YjS.jpeg

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Matcha_Bubble_Tea@reddit

Honestly, had coworkers bring cakes, eggs, other breakfast foods and other stuff in bags before for casual work potlucks. We all still ate it

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labenset@reddit

Tortilla, cheese and some green chili. Breakfast in a minute.

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Sedzan_13@reddit

It's watery in tge corner..🥀

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Gloop666@reddit

Mix in some black pepper and some salt along with a generous amount of syrup.... And it's game on. Lol

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Wooden-Pay5279@reddit

My partner once brought a bag of scrambled eggs on a hike. I don’t know why. He said it was like a protein bar. Eventually the egg smell was surrounding us on the hike and he asked me if I was gassy because he forgot about the eggs. He’s a special boy.

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Triggered-cupcake@reddit

Them farts are going to be diabolical

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Rubycon_@reddit

This just unlocked a core memory from 2nd grade when some kid brought in a bunch of eggs for a demonstration about something or other, like they got cracked and put into a ziplock bag. There must have been around a dozen, 10 or so.

So our teacher holds up these raw eggs swimming around in a bag and asks, "Does anyone want these? they're perfectly good eggs! You can cook something with them. Josh (or whatever his name was) can't take them home because his family already has 'too many' eggs" and she just stood there trying to pawn them off on some poor kid when she wouldn't even take them herself. We all just stared in complete silence. Imagine someone saying "Yes I'll take them, I'm weird and my family is gross and I look forward to carrying these on the bus and explaining it to my peers. I also want to delight my parents by telling them we must now make a dinner cooking a dozen mystery eggs all at once. Fucking wild. I know she just threw them away.

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Rubycon_@reddit

This just unlocked a core memory from 2nd grade when some kid brought in a bunch of eggs for a demonstration about something or other, like they got cracked and put into a ziplock bag. There must have been around a dozen, 10 or so.

So our teacher holds up the bag of these raw eggs swimming around in a bag and asks, "Does anyone want these? they're perfectly good eggs! You can cook something with them. Josh (or whatever his name was) can't take them home because his family already has 'too many' eggs" and she just stood there trying to pawn them off on some poor kid when she wouldn't even take them herself. We all just stared in complete silence. Imagine someone saying "Yes I'll take them, I'm weird and my family is gross and I look forward to carrying these on the bus and explaining it to my peers. I also want to delight my parents by telling them we must now make a dinner cooking a dozen mystery eggs all at once. Fucking wild. I know she just threw them away.

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StrawbraryLiberry@reddit

I think it's funny that I have the eating disorder where you get disgusted by foods easily (ARFID)...

And yet I could 100% see myself eating a ziploc bag of eggs.

Mmmm that's good microplastics 🙃

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PM_ME_YOUR_FRACTURES@reddit

Just scrambled them fresh it takes minutes 😭 or for food prep just wrap them up in some tortillas with cheese so its at least breakfast burritos and easy grab n go

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