Intrusive thought for you driver facing camera guys

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Beautiful-Slice166@reddit

Scratch nutz, visibly, blow vape straight at it, scratch right cheek so it thinks your on the phone, tell it to shut the fuck up. sneeze at ungodly volume, make sure to make a big show of almost face slamming the wheel. Perfect the art of peeing in a bottle while driving. Stretch your legs by standing up in the seat to also crack your back, make sure only finger tips are around the wheel. All these things and more are ways to make everyone either clench, get mad or stop watching

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MosesOnAcid@reddit

Take a picture of yourself as if you were driving, print out picture, hang picture in front of the camera...

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DiamondDuece911@reddit

Your comment reminded me that scene from Speed where they loop that video 💀 😂

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xXDEGENERATEXx@reddit

only difference, dispatch never notices its a loop

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RothonTalvanen@reddit

My solution is to find the most disgusting video possible of an old man jerking it and play it on loop in a prominent spot. Hope the guy at the office likes watching grandpa fatso go do town.

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Haunting-Ad788@reddit

Better idea organize and have your union shut that shit down.

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Largofarburn@reddit

Nah, we’ve got them at ups too.

They can’t use them for discipline per the contract at least.

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Thepopethroway@reddit

we’ve got them at ups too.

Wasn't that specifically removed in the last contract?

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CobraWasTaken@reddit

I still wouldn't want it. Accident lawyers will find any and every reason to make you at fault in an accident that you would otherwise not be at fault for. Scratched your nose right before the accident? It was clearly your fault then. Maybe I'm exaggerating but I wouldn't want that risk.

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bassin_matt_112@reddit

Driver facing cams are a good thing especially when y’all are playing on the phones. Saw two yesterday evening playing on the phones. Black Coronado and white 579.

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MyOwnChemicalRomance@reddit

Fuck it! Cameras for everybody! You get a camera…and you get a camera and you get a camera! Everyone can be surveilled at all times. Just to make sure everything is done properly and safely.

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bassin_matt_112@reddit

Shut the fuck up, bot.

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MyOwnChemicalRomance@reddit

Beep boop, lick my crack. Beep.

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delightful_punch92@reddit

I figured you could just invite your ole lady inside for a romantic night and the sue for an illegal recording 😂🤷🏻‍♂️.

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mansondroid@reddit

"The only people who will have access to recordings is the safety team, and only when necessary for incident reports." My ass. Btw how's it look?

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Mindes13@reddit

You should get that spot checked.

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JankyMark@reddit

😂😂😂

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Bogey01@reddit

Didn't Werner just do this to a guy on here?

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Teh_Greasy_Monkee@reddit

i swear to fuck my only complaint in the lawsuit would be "the film got out wheres my advertising money pimp"

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danygmulder@reddit

If my company ever made me remove the tape blocking the camera Imma jack off and not break eye contact to completion

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MyOwnChemicalRomance@reddit

This guy gets it.

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gitprizes@reddit

drag performances. all day.

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Asavery91@reddit

Stare straight at the lens while giving the ol boat a tug

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nanneryeeter@reddit

My intrusive and executed thought would be to quit.

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JankyMark@reddit

Putting your middle finger up the whole time at the camera

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Responsible_Egg_3260@reddit

I already told our office I'm putting tape over it when they come.

Balls in their court now 🤷‍♂️

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Cardinal_350@reddit

They just shit can you where I work for the second violation. When they first came a guy was smearing gasoline on them (we slip seat). He got one warning. Had 10 years in and they shitcanned him to make a point. Good luck. W

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CLETrucker@reddit

Your post is my story to the T.

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Responsible_Egg_3260@reddit

I've never been shy about pressure testing company policy before 🤠

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Mobile-Ostrich7614@reddit

It’s usually not the office doing it, they don’t care what you do at work as long as the job gets done. It’s insurance pushing the policies

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Responsible_Egg_3260@reddit

My company is self-insured, I'm curious how that would all work.

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StonedTrucker@reddit

Self insured companies get to save money by blaming the driver for every little thing. Oh you took a sip of a drink 37 seconds before the accident so youre at fault not us

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bloodsoed@reddit

Lower your visor down and get a Velcro adhesive strip put one piece on the visor and the other piece on a shaving mirror. Then the camera is looking at a reflection of itself.

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OneMulatto@reddit

Would an accidental touch of one of those really strong magnets from Amazon fuck it up?

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Leto_ll@reddit

I mean if you're gonna eat a rap for destroying company property, why not hulk up and rip the fucker right off the windshield? Or... Piece of tape outta do it. Maybe share a sloppy hotwang or two with the cam til a crust builds up. Some used gum.

Jus sayun

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TruckeronI5@reddit

I know guys around here (Central California) who just drive local ag hauling year round. They start with one of the ag companies that will train you to get your CDL for free, you just have to do a season with them like 3 months. Then these guys go buy themselves a decent used day cab for under $30K. Just a day cab single rear axle. Then they work as OO contract drivers hauling ag local home daily and make very very good money. They drive for a tomato company or almond/pistachio company just taking an empty to the filed and a set of fulls to the plant, very easy. Then when the summer is over they go haul something else for another company that has something in harvest, year round work, low cost truck good pay and home in their own bed every night, then when they are ready some will buy another truck and hire some company ag driver they get to know to drive the second truck for him, maybe even a 3rd truck. These are $30K used daycabs and some of these guys and gross in a good day what a OTR company guys makes in a week.

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