My Grandmother who lived in England and who's been deceased for over a decades cremains have been in the house of my Aunt all this time, unknown to me.
So we went to the mortuary today and to bury her already cremated body in their most modestly priced receptacle in my Dad's plot which we already own is going to cost almost $10,000.
I definitely wanted to go full on Walter Sobchak on them.
Fuck that. Just dig a hole and pour her in. I’d never let my family waste that kind of money on my burial. I doubt she’d want that kind of insane expenditure either.
Gullible-Incident613@reddit
Oh I love this. Walter US Grant, who fought the Confederates in Nam
AnotherFrankHere@reddit (OP)
Not sure where one can pick one of these up.. it was hanging up in Blaum Brothers Distillery in the hallway going to the bathroom.
JayrassicPark@reddit
I would like an alternate history about the Union fighting the Confederates in Vietnam.
Gullible-Incident613@reddit
General Grant charges up the Robert Ho Che Lee Trail into Saigon
JayrassicPark@reddit
Ho Chi Minh's body lies a-molderin' in the grave...
Mind_if_I_do_uh_J@reddit
Take that hill!
MrNice1983@reddit
Grant can’t watch though, or he has to pay 50
thrance@reddit
Fuck the bit, this is an under appreciated post. I spit my coffee out. Well done!
MrNice1983@reddit
And a good day to you, sir!
kingtacticool@reddit
Are these the confederates Walter?
No Domny, these men are cowards.
Yardsale420@reddit
I’m talking about drawing a Mason Dixon line in the sand, Dude! Across this you do not…
JayrassicPark@reddit
TARNATION!! BY GOD, SIRRAH, WE MAY BE OF THE BEREAVED, BUT THAT DOES NOT MAKE US SOUTHERNERS!
Ok_Duck7194@reddit
This picture was taken when Mr. Grant was president of the nation
BadOk2227@reddit
Yes, yes.
bwurtz94@reddit
Okay that really made me lol
Nice_Leopard_7135@reddit
Smokey this isn’t Gettysburg. This bowling. There are rules!
Mysterious-Bid8994@reddit
It is our most modestly priced receptacle.
CaptianBrasiliano@reddit
My Grandmother who lived in England and who's been deceased for over a decades cremains have been in the house of my Aunt all this time, unknown to me.
So we went to the mortuary today and to bury her already cremated body in their most modestly priced receptacle in my Dad's plot which we already own is going to cost almost $10,000.
I definitely wanted to go full on Walter Sobchak on them.
Dave-1066@reddit
Fuck that. Just dig a hole and pour her in. I’d never let my family waste that kind of money on my burial. I doubt she’d want that kind of insane expenditure either.
MaaartyMcFly@reddit
GODDAMNIT!!!
2wheelsThx@reddit
Is there a Ralph's near there?
D-Flo1@reddit
Forget Presidential flavor of the month, here's your new "stands the test of time" face for Mt. Rushmore.
EatingAcidIsFun@reddit
It’s our most modestly priced receptacle
Danimal1002@reddit
Reckon we may be bereaved, but don’t you go takin’ us for saps.
DoctorWinchester87@reddit
The man in the gray pajamas, Dude. Me and Robert E Lee, eyeball to eyeball…
kharringtonvideoarts@reddit
In a sense, yes.
BringOutTheGimp1001@reddit
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
Just because we're bereaved doesn't mean we're saps!
nysom1227@reddit
Sir, this is a mortuary, not a rental house.
polygonalopportunist@reddit
Another Caucasian, Gary