NASA dual fuselage DC-9 concept c. 1970s-80s

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Wolffe_In_The_Dark@reddit

looks at the sub's current trend

Okay, now make it carrier-capable.

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PlayerN27@reddit

Why stop at two? Weld four together. And make it Vtol too, why not?

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karateninjazombie@reddit

They totally should have put connecting walkways between the two noses and two tails.

That way asshole children could have run round and round for hours mid flight 😎

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TacTurtle@reddit

One fuselage just for people with kids and one for everyone else.

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karateninjazombie@reddit

Oooooo.... I like you.

We could make it ejectable too. Just incase. Though we can skimp on the parachute. Kids bounce at that age.

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Raguleader@reddit

Just because people don't like kids is not a good enough reason to eject them from a plane. Maybe if they also hog the arm rests.

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Raguleader@reddit

Fine, I guess we can eject the vocal kid haters.

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karateninjazombie@reddit

You can't tell everyone on a plane is happy when they see small children coming aboard.

Having an eject button is the perfect solution.

You're more than welcome to sit in the kids section too if you're that happy with children on a flight.

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Raguleader@reddit

OK. Better than being stuck next to an adult who won't stop whining. 😂

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karateninjazombie@reddit

Good! Then we can use the eject button on you while your in there. 😎

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TacTurtle@reddit

Emergency slide replaced with bouncy castle slide, life jackets replaced with water wings and inflatable dolphins.

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Raguleader@reddit

Hold up this is a great idea all around. Can we also have the emergency breathing masks look like cartoon characters?

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cybercuzco@reddit

No because the left fuselage was smoking and the right was non smoking.

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BrettSA@reddit

I was concerned for the flight attendants pushing the drink trolleys between the 2 sections. Well, not that concerned. 😏

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aeroxan@reddit

Have a crawlspace only big enough for children and animals.

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Known-Programmer-611@reddit

Or an observation deck exposed to the elements!

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NassauTropicBird@reddit

Are you kidding me?

"Chicago to LA 5k before the plane lands"

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bigloser42@reddit

Just put a kids playground in the center wing so all the crotch goblins can leave their parents & everyone else alone during the flight.

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seanx40@reddit

How would airports deal with such a plane? Unload one side at a gate, the back the plane up to do the other side?

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"Flight 321 to Boston now boarding at gates 21 and 22. If you want to have the chicken, please board at gate 21. If you want to have the fish, please board at gate 22. And remember there is no parking in the red zone, the white zone is the the loading and unloading of passengers."

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oscarddt@reddit

Airline´s owners: "how can I fly 2 airplanes with one crew and one engine?" NASA: Hold my beer...

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Aleksandar_Pa@reddit

Sooooo... a DC-9-9?

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isaac32767@reddit

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no_sight@reddit

Double fuselage but not doubling the engines?

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cybercuzco@reddit

Very low bypass ratio too.

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syringistic@reddit

My question too? I'm sure this thing could have gotten up until the air, but performance must have been miserable.

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jjamesr539@reddit

Horrible idea. The fuselage(s) rotates around the middle of the wing, everybody in both cabins is gonna need five point harness and puke bags. The seats are pogoing up and down like 60-70 feet every time that thing turns

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